Ducky See, Ducky Do

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on March 1, 2010

Neill S writes: “My girlfriend and I were at the Phoenix Zoo and saw the funniest thing. We were looking at the flamingos and noticed a duck that was trying his hardest to be one himself! He kept trying to balance on one foot (with a little difficulty.) He also kept checking to make sure he was doing it right.”

{ 89 comments }

1 hyura 03.01.10 at 5:10 pm

:)

2 hyura 03.01.10 at 5:11 pm

cute!

3 Dona 03.01.10 at 5:13 pm

He’s fittin’ in!

4 Nina 03.01.10 at 5:14 pm

It’s the ugly flamingo! poor guy

5 Holly 03.01.10 at 5:17 pm

Oh! That is so precious.

6 dia 03.01.10 at 5:17 pm

Don’t do it, duckie! You don’t need to be like the cool kids. You’re fine just the way you are.

7 fajita 03.01.10 at 5:19 pm

PEER PRESSURE

8 paulajeanne 03.01.10 at 5:22 pm

Next thing you know, he will be demanding to wear pink!

9 gizmo 03.01.10 at 5:24 pm

Is that a Fluck? Or a Duingo?

10 bellaitaliana 03.01.10 at 5:25 pm

Cute! That’s one determined ducky!

11 LindsayDear 03.01.10 at 5:27 pm

Ehn! Ehn! *wobble*wobble*

12 Celia 03.01.10 at 5:34 pm

Poor duckie! He needs a gang of other duckies to hang out with.

13 schnell 03.01.10 at 5:35 pm

*duckie waddles over* Can I join your club guys? Please, please can I?

14 junkshop_coyote 03.01.10 at 5:36 pm

When in Rome….

15 kat 03.01.10 at 5:52 pm

awwwwwwwww :D

16 SquirrelyWhirley 03.01.10 at 5:52 pm

Anybody else think flamingos smell horrible, but look dashing on a lawn? :D

17 Nikki 03.01.10 at 6:10 pm

That is so adorable! I love this.

18 Kimberly 03.01.10 at 6:10 pm

That duck is my hero.

19 Theo 03.01.10 at 6:12 pm

Freakin’ hiLARIOUS, is what this is. :lol:

20 HonorH 03.01.10 at 6:23 pm

This made me laugh out loud. When among flamingoes . . .

21 wiven57 03.01.10 at 6:25 pm

That is cute, but I think ducks normally stand on 1 leg also…

22 Dash 03.01.10 at 6:27 pm

She’s even standing on a little hill so that she’s the same height as the flamingoes.
That is one determined duck!
Let’s all try it!
*stands on one foot, wobbles and falls onto coffee table with a loud crash”

23 Wend 03.01.10 at 6:33 pm

Identity crisis!!!!

24 Tamara 03.01.10 at 6:43 pm

All birds stand on one leg…

[Collectively, even. ;) - Ed.]

25 Theresa 03.01.10 at 6:44 pm

How sweet!

26 mouse 03.01.10 at 6:52 pm

now THAT is silly :D

27 Walking E 03.01.10 at 7:03 pm

Meh, being a flamingo isn’t all that it’s quacked up to be

28 Jiji 03.01.10 at 7:17 pm

I watch ducks a lot and I’ve never seen one intentionally stand on one leg for a prolonged period. Birds have demonstrated to have the ability to learn by imitation. He is clearly trying to fit in. How funny and amazing.

29 chanpon 03.01.10 at 7:21 pm

I’z blending in.

30 Queen of Dork 03.01.10 at 7:26 pm

No way! That is so funny!

31 Jessica 03.01.10 at 7:26 pm

Hehe… ducks do this all the time at my work. In fact they sleep standing on one foot!

32 Fluidstatic 03.01.10 at 7:32 pm

How funny is that! I wanna be a flamingo when I grow up too, kiddo. *pets duck*

33 Copperbat 03.01.10 at 7:45 pm

Awww. So adorable!!

34 Newbia 03.01.10 at 7:54 pm

This HAS to be turned into a children’s book. “Frankie: The Duck Who Thought He Was a Flamingo.”

35 xyz 03.01.10 at 8:04 pm

cute or sad?

36 JayJ 03.01.10 at 8:09 pm

Those silly ducks. Always trying to be birds they aren’t.

37 HuntSnipes 03.01.10 at 8:19 pm

Amazing what goes through those little bird-brains. :)

38 MarmieLover 03.01.10 at 8:23 pm

That is an incredibly cute duck.

39 DCN 03.01.10 at 8:24 pm

I’m almost certain the copyfowl pictured is a Coscoroba Swan — a swan in name only, but no duck.

40 Illise 03.01.10 at 8:30 pm

thats cute and funny lol

41 Patito Gigante 03.01.10 at 8:39 pm

Papa used to tell us that they closed the Phoenix Zoo “because the duck died”.

42 Lindsay 03.01.10 at 8:44 pm

I took care of some orphaned ducklings for about a month last summer before I let them go at a park. I visited them there all the time and got to know all the other ducks. It’s not at all unusual for them to stand or sleep on one leg – they also tuck their heads back into their bodies like the flamingos are doing.

43 Metz 03.01.10 at 8:50 pm

It’s so cute! For whatever reason! Just freaking adorable yeah! :-)

44 Metz 03.01.10 at 8:50 pm

Now give him Ten Apples and he can say, “Look You, I can do it too!”

45 danbenzvi 03.01.10 at 9:44 pm

“You mean this *isn’t* the Yoga class?”

46 Robin 03.01.10 at 10:06 pm

It’s actually a Coscoroba swan :)

47 pfillbert 03.01.10 at 10:07 pm

We’ve seen this same duck at the Phoenix Zoo and have pictures of him too! Hiliarious! We didn’t notice him trying this little leg-lift, though, but we saw him about three months or so ago so maybe it’s a new trick. He was standing there making threatening noises at me and my nine year-old daughter. I actually thought he was kind of a jerk. ;)

48 kibblenibble 03.01.10 at 10:42 pm

It looks like the swan/duck has pink feet and a bill to match!

49 Theresa 03.01.10 at 11:10 pm

@Robin, so it is. Guys, it’s a Coscoroba swan!
But there seems to be some debate on how much of a swan the Coscoroba swan is:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coscoroba_Swan

50 nadya 03.01.10 at 11:15 pm

this is so cute! absolute evidence of the level of intelligence and soul in animals….

51 Bo Babbyo 03.02.10 at 12:53 am

DUCKS are the BEST! This fella has no need to feel outclassed! DUCKS ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!

52 Hon Glad 03.02.10 at 1:19 am

Ducky. Your do-in it right sort-a. Just change your diet to exclusively to prawns (for the Pink) get some drain rods and pink rubber plungers for dah legs un feet. Et Viola a Duflingo.

53 gravyboat 03.02.10 at 3:09 am

If those snobby flamingos don’t like him, I’ll give him a home!

54 Guy 03.02.10 at 3:47 am

Lies! The duck is clearly just walking and you have just taken pictures of it when it was in the transitional stage of doing so.

Also following from your lieing trend, I don’t think you have a girlfriend either.

55 Daniel 03.02.10 at 4:16 am

Poor duckie. And those bastard flamingoes. He just want to be your friend! Who do you think you are? Pink, crooked beak and skinny legs (kind of like me…). You go to hell, you go to hell and you die! *mr garrisson mode off. It should be criminal to do things like that to that poor ducks feelings. You should be locked up for entertainment of children for your crimes! Oh, wait. You are. Sorry.

56 Katrina 03.02.10 at 5:03 am

OH, man, it is the whole “Rudolph” and “Reindeer Games” phenonm-you just wait until it get foggy and the ducky’s bill lights up…

57 Bada 03.02.10 at 6:04 am

Smart guy! And cuteful!

58 lexipuppymommy 03.02.10 at 7:06 am

It must been a teenage duck. Those poor things always succumb to the peer pressure.

59 BStrange 03.02.10 at 7:06 am

Duck:

“Crap. I’ve been spotted stealing feed from the zebras again! Hmm.. I’ll rush in here and pose just so…” *wobble, wobble* “…Ha! They’ll never find me now.”

60 Kar 03.02.10 at 7:14 am

“If all of your friends stood on one leg, would you do it?” Apparently.

61 KatieZ 03.02.10 at 9:10 am

Swan. Not duck. SWAN.

62 Paunchie 03.02.10 at 9:57 am

that Mr. Garrison Impresh !! Funneh!

I’m amazed at their skinny little stick legs.

63 Val 03.02.10 at 10:59 am

Aw that is so adorable. Duck dont think you realize your suppose to stand in the water while you do that! To look like a water flower. LOL

64 Suh 03.02.10 at 11:00 am

Maybe he was watching Elmer Fudd and heard them say it was “duck season…sh hes hidding.

65 Joy 03.02.10 at 1:19 pm

I had finches that were singing coqui frog songs – ko kee ko kee after listening to a tape of jungle sounds. My mom was wondering why we had coqui frogs singing and then she realized it was just the silly finches singing.

66 doxnsox 03.02.10 at 1:40 pm

AWWWWWWWWW. I just may take a visit to the PHX Zoo to see this little buddy for mahself!

67 cheshirekittehkat 03.02.10 at 4:56 pm

“Hey Bob, that last shipment of plastic lawn flamingoes has a defective one; send it back and get credit for it on our monthly billing……!”

68 Draithy 03.02.10 at 9:00 pm

Aww… this lil Coscoroba Swan is so cute! Mayhaps he/she dreams of one day being pink :D …or being a ballerina-swan!

69 dr. berthaservant 03.02.10 at 11:42 pm

WAIT A SECOND!!

One of the collective nouns for a group of flamingos is — guess what?

A STAND!

He’s trying to stand his way into the stand!!!

http://users.tinyonline.co.uk/gswithenbank/collnoun.htm

70 darkshines 03.03.10 at 2:14 am

The first word I ever uttered on this Earth was “duck”. It would also make an AWESOME last word too!

71 Biscuit Tin 03.03.10 at 5:21 am

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck and stands like a flamingo – it’s a swan.

72 thorn 03.03.10 at 11:14 am

@darkshines: That was my first word, too! And now I will sincerely hope it is my last, as well!

73 Sybil 03.04.10 at 4:26 am

Ducky says he was born with a duck body but is a flamingo on the inside.

74 Tim 03.04.10 at 4:01 pm

it’s cause birds, maybe even more than dogs, believe that they are what they are around.
why they fall in love with reflections of themselves, etc, etc…
but mostly,
i believe it is because they are so bustingly full of LOVE
LOVE ETERNALLY

75 laura nunes :D XD 03.06.10 at 11:32 am

thats so cute :) :)

76 Emo Gazanthe VIII 03.06.10 at 8:25 pm

awwww. it’s a ducky thats tryingna be a flamingo! it’s so cute!
LOL.

77 Emo Gazanthe VIII 03.06.10 at 8:26 pm

Ngwaak.

78 Madelyn 03.07.10 at 3:10 pm

:)

79 Snorz 03.08.10 at 8:50 am

Some years ago I had a yard full of Mallard ducks and African Geese and another
breed.

It was not uncommon to see them standing about on one leg.

Water birds do tend to do that.

Cute pic none the less..

80 blair 03.08.10 at 8:15 pm

the phoenix zoo is too cool

they have massive zoolights at xmas time

and they had an elephant who could paint

81 Hugo 03.09.10 at 1:06 pm

This is so cute! I feel sorry for the poor duck! He wanted to be a flamingo! awwn….

82 Lerrinus 03.09.10 at 2:37 pm

That’s adorable! :-)

83 cellarmouse 03.11.10 at 6:49 am

@ dr. B …. That “Collective Names for Animals” page is now in my Favorites!

Thank you!

84 cellarmouse 03.11.10 at 6:55 am

@dr. berthaslave … OOOOhhh … So is the whole Scorpio website!!

Thanks again!

85 Debbie Jones 03.11.10 at 6:12 pm

This is cute and funny.

86 fuzzz 03.13.10 at 4:45 pm

love the story very cutee this is a little of subject but my hamster just died.

87 jessicargobeep 03.16.10 at 6:04 am

Hahahahaha! A duck would do that. Too cute.

88 Jim Jordan 03.27.10 at 12:41 am

Funny yet kinda sad… Doing everything just to fit in.

89 Lindsey 03.31.10 at 1:41 pm

haha thats adorable

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