Let Me Clean That For You

Oh, Deer. A man in upstate New York’s camera lens is a bit smudgy, so this critter decides to offer a helping hand, er, tongue.

From Mashable.

OK, THAT’S A New Rule (Updated!)

Earlier today, we mentioned that maybe there should be a new Rule: “If you cover up your eyes with your tail while you’re sleeping, that’s cute.”

Let’s expand that a bit. Hear Ye, Hear Ye. All Rise. This Rule is now ADOPTED as of this date, 07/24/14 at 12:29pm PT: Rule of Cuteness 96: “If your (or someone else’s) ears or tail cover your face for the purposes of sleeping, that’s cute.”

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(These little angels/demons are Boots and Petunia. They are sisters from the same litter and have slept together since they were puppies. Boots is the one with the white muzzle.” -J.E.

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UPDATE! From Ginette C.: “This is my 6 year old little girl Mia relaxing on my bed, demonstrating new Rule #96.” (Now, strictly speaking- that’s a paw. But we can be flexible.)

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ResQte(s) Of The Week: Raz -N- Maggie

razGot a double-play combo for ya this week, everyone. Please meet (above) Raz, short for “Rasputin,” two months old, a lover boy, purrs up a storm. Below is Maggie, also two months old, loves having her belly rubbed, runs into your hand for head rubs. WHAT. (Also In Effect: Rule Of Cuteness #97: “If your head is exponentially larger than the rest of your entire body, that’s cute.”)

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Both shots c/o The Furrtographer, who told us both these critters are at SF ACC this very moment. (You might not be in SF, but you know someone who is- let ‘em know!)

#TBT: 4/3/10: Pocket Bun Warmer

Sure you’re warm, but are you WARM ENOUGH? Wouldn’t an extra degree or two of heat make your couch-potato-ing that much better?

In these cases, you should really try…a POCKET BUN!

Christine S., you’re making us feel all warm inside.

Bongiorno, Leonardo Di Cutti

I LOFF these kittehs. But I can’t stop being reminded of Wilford Brimley.

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From Meowmie Angel. See more of Leo here.

It’s Either The Space Shuttle Or The Liberty Bell, I’d Say

photo2“This is my white calico, Dot. She has many moods, as you can see. I hope you can find a photo or two that matches the rules of cuteness. I personally think she makes up her own rules, but hey – she’s a cat. All photos taken by moi. Thanks! Janie F.”

[Hmmmm. Maybe: "If you cover up your eyes with your tail while you're sleeping, that's cute." -Ed.]

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O Canada!

[Note: It helps if you play the music file > below while you read the text in the lower right box. Makes it more sing-songy. But then if you're Canadian, you know how the song goes, eh? -Ed.]

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“Our cat Canada as a kitten- born September 2012.” -Christel N.

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(**FGO/For Geeks Only: Problem!- Original music source file incompatible with WordPress platform, and RealPlayer Converter returned “error” message. Plan B: converted OGG Vorbis audio file of “O Canada” to MP3 format with Media.io online converter #FTW!! Special image formatting help from Phil C. @ WordPress.com VIP!

Yer Just NOT Gonna Comprehend THIS One

A BEBEH ARMADILLO. Playing with HIS PINK BEAR. Yeah, it’s like that. (PS- BTW, his name is ROLLIE.)

Donna P. spotted this on I Can Haz Cheezburger, and added “Thanks for all the cuteness you put into the world! Visiting your site is always a stress-buster.” Thank you, DP. Now will SOMEONE GET ME A BEBEH ARMADILLO.

Lionel: Past To Present

Then:

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Now:

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-Christel N.

Here I Am All Zenned Out With My Bread Pillow (Part II)

Bread Pillows for Kittehs. Of COURSE this is a Japan thing. Last time, some thunder ended up harshing our kitteh’s mellow. Nothing like that this time around- just some classic Back N Forth Whackadoodle Eyes.