Will SOMEone PLEASE just pick a spot and be CONTENT with it? Oh, wait. You’re cats. Never mind. In Comments, debg noted, “Is this Maru’s heaven or his heck?”
[That’s a great Hawaiian shirt you’ve got there, pal- why doncha’ come…back..HERE…and LET ME GET A…CLOSER..LOOK! (tugs frantically @ :30.)
Oh wait- we have another Piggie Video, this one c/o Megster: (It’s an Encore Presentaysh but totally worth it.)
Oh, YOU do, Cute Little Leopard Shark! Here we go, then!
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Thing Two has taken a chapter from one of Tardar Sauce’s books with THIS look. From Guremike.jp.
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“Forgot to close the lid,” says Redditor k3vbomb.
To: All Employees
From: CuteLabs Security
Due to recent breaches of cuteness protocol, all doors have been upgraded with Rapacity Inhibiting Boundary Inquiry Technology (RIBIT) locks. To gain entry, employees must: 1. Touch key card to panel; 2. Answer random security question posed by RIBIT GuardFrog; 3. Kiss RIBIT GuardFrog to enable DNA matching. Please report sudden transformations to First Aid.