Oh, and Don’t Forget, Mom…

… I need a box of emery boards, a bottle of Prell for extra spiky hair, and i think I’m getting a cold, so pick up some Ny-Quill.

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C.O. Guide to Emergency Preparedness

For situations involving unrest by mice, birds, or other small animals, make sure your home has an Emergency Cat close at hand. The Emergency Cat should be located in a convenient drawer or cupboard, and checked periodically to make sure its batteries are charged.

“She’s positive this bathroom drawer was made for her,” says Redditor Earlyecho.

The Major Is Not Pleased

Balderstuff and poppyrot! It appears that my local chemist’s has depleted its supply of Whickham and Warwick’s Wildroot Wonder Whisker Wax! Now I shall be forced to attend the annual reunion dinner of the 51st North Southeasterwest Light Infantry looking like an unkempt assortment of discarded pipe cleaners! The outrage!

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“She can shoot laser beams from her moustache,” boasts Redditor threeswordstyle.

Kitteh Katleidoscope

Sometimes…make that ALL the time…things with kittehs are not QUITE what they appear to be.

From Peter i.

Oh, Maru? Take A Look At THESE, Pal!

Yesterday we took a quick trip over The Big Pond to The Big J for some Kitteh Toe Bean Massager Action, meant for hoomins. Now, it’s time for some Comfy Bed Action for your kitteh or puppeh- and here’s where to buy ‘em. Good luck with that- Chrome refused to translate it, so yer on yer own. RN says the cost is “from 3,240 yen (US$30.32) to 12,312 yen ($115.22) depending on the size.

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As always, we bow to our great friends in the East at RocketNews 24.

Get It Jackie, GET It!

[Well, if it would JUST STAY STILL FOR A SECOND MAYBE I COULD!]

From Sam P.

Uh Oh, I Think I Haz Killed It

[NOW what am I gonna do? Eet's DED. Wait- no one SAW me kill the orange thing. I'm OK! Wait- the hoomin is videoing this. I'm gonna be on YOUTUBE and CUTE OVERLOAD! Oh nose. Busted.]

Timo (And Friends)

These video clips must have been taken after dinner. All of Timo’s friends look stuffed.

Here He Comes, Here Comes Speed Racer

[I'm gainin' on you so you better look alive! I haz the powerful Mach Five! Whatever THAT is.] (Pro Tip™: Click the audio player then real fast click the video.)

Up And At ‘Em, Wesley!

[ZZZZZZZ...ZZZZZZhuhwhat? Sniff? Sniiiiiif? Bacon. BACON. Coffee? Ooooo. OK, OK, I am UP.]

“Filmed my sister’s pug-mix Wesley while I was down visiting them,” explains William M.

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