We Aww Utterly Dumbstruck

So dumbstruck, in fact, that we’re just, bibble bibble bibble bibble bibble bibble…

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To paraphrase, “…………………………………………………………………….!”

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Encore presentayshe and here. Marmie brothers, then and now, via Love Meow.

You’ve Got Junk Mail (Oh No U Don’t)

C.O. has featured mail in several posts: Figaro checking his email…Baron vs. Bubbles…there’s Squee Mail..and Chain Mail.

Which brings us to Calvin.

(You didn’t really want that CD you won on eBay, did you?)

(Who by this account, is a mellow dude.)

Laughter c/o the Squid.

Right. A Birdeh Speaking Japanese.

If your head just winds up and goes BOING after watching this, that’s kinda where we found it.

Some of the top YT comments on the video:

“I can’t help but feel there’s actually a tiny Japanese woman trapped inside that bird.”

“Spent two years learning Japanese and this bird speaks better than i do :/”

“Yeah, but I bet this bird can’t post on YouTube on its own.”

Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah, You’ve Got The Look*

We think Cats are the ones that are schemers. Manipulative planners. Masterminds of deceit, deception, and your inevitable demise. So take a look at THIS little fellow and tell me he doesn’t know EXACTLY the effect he is having on you with that….that LOOK.

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From Tumblr.

*Late 80s MTV Reference.

BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

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“They say it’s a finch but I think it’s half finch, half rock star. At the California Wildlife Center.” -KB.

Someone’s Getting Some TLC

Good grief! This Bebeh Sqwerl look a huge tumble out of a nest and got some hurts. City Wildlife in Washington DC is taking care of her.

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Thanks to Michelle M.

Got Your Easter Peeps Yet?

If not, here you go! “Japan does it again – teeny tiny parakeet Bebeh.” -Randy H.

Thanks? We Sure About That?

Might be wrong, but I think this kitteh has an entirely different word in his mind.

Which we can’t print.

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Reddit.

Read My Lips, No New ‘Tockses

Oops, I meant, know new ‘tockses.

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Lale stares at photographers while exploring her enclosure at the zoo in Bremerhaven, Germany, for the first time.” Via SFGate.

Self-actualization Course, Tape Five

To realize our life goals, it is often beneficial to simulate the desired success conditions. First, create an environment with items that resemble the desired outcome. Next, perform a concentration exercise by repeating the name of your goal.

“(Goldfish… Goldfish… Goldfish…)”

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“Meet Oliver! He’s still learning to cat,” says Redditor JMackSlug