Got Another DUAL RULE Post For Ya

unnamedHad one of these on Toesday, and now on Caturday, here we go again! Super Dual Rule Action™ courtesy of Sender-Inner Diane M. (And Chloe The Cat, acting as model. Please notice the Folded Paws and the Simultaneous Sunbeam Snoozing. Textbook Rules #50 and #40.)

Pig In A Blanket*

(*OK, technically she’s UNDER the blanket. Whatev. Sigh.)

I had to give back the piglet I was babysitting today, so I gave her a piggie of her own for the road. - Imgur
“I had to give back the piglet I was babysitting today, so I gave her a piggie of her own for the road,” says Redditer “Heyredditheyreddit.”

Ginny & The Goat (Plus Princess Di Eyes!!)

Ginny and Goat[And don't we have Rule #40 here? And is that really a Goat? Not a Moose? Check that out and we can rewrite if/when needed. -Ed.]

“I love C.O. and look at it whenever I need my Cute fix! This is a picture of my newly adopted 3 month old pup, Ginny (short for Virginia Woof) and her new favorite toy Goat. Goat and a car ride makes her a happy pup. We think she’s a Lab/German Shepherd Mix based mostly on her ears! Photo was taken by me post-first vet visit.” -Sarah G.

#TGIF: Ya Had A Bad Day

Shake it off, dude. It’s the weekend.

Arbroath.

Me? Oh, Just Hangin’ Out…

[What about you. Whadya' wanna do tonight- get some takeout bamboo?]

Hanging around
From Arbroath.

And Now, Introduction to Public Speaking, With Your Host, Fheodore Fhistlefhwaite

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Via David James Miller.

Friday Haiku Too: Caterpillar Crawl

It’s fashionable
To wear white Pre-Labor Day
Not so much after.

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Taken Aug 24th in Philadelphia, PA. Photographer Laurie Z. From Lindy H.

The Few, the Proud… The Pizza Cats!

[MOVIE TRAILER VOICE] In a world where people hunger for truth, justice and stuffed crusts, four brave kitties get the job done. Wanted by the authorities for a hairball they didn’t commit, they survive in the notorious Pizza Underground. So if you’re having a party, if no one else can deliver — and if you can find them — maybe you can hire… the Pizza Cats!

 

MEET DETCH! Fleet of foot, Detch is a delivery demon! His Motto: “Guaranteed delivery in 30 minutes or it’s late!”

 

MEET DORA! With dizzying determination and deft discipline over detail, Dora monitors the delivery fleet!

 

MEET HIME! The spreadsheet demon, this atomic-powered accountant can balance books with her butt!

 

MEET TENCHI! Taking orders on the front lines, Tenchi works hard for the money… although a lack of opposable thumbs makes it hard to spend.

Via The Consumerist and AdWeek.

 

I Can Haz iPad NOW?

We all know the Apple iPad™ is a fantastic device, designed to restore a childlike sense of wonder to our lives. But DID YOU KNOW- puppehs love ‘em, too?

What’s Russian for “Get the Crisco”?

INSTRUCTIONS FOR WATCHING THIS VIDEO

  1. Start video
  2. Place finger in cheek
  3. At 1:14, make “pop” noise
  4. Repeat at 1:30

Yes, it’s a prairie dog stuck in its own hole. Time to hit the treadmill, Chuck.

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