Go about your business!
Linda N. sent in this pic of Tokyo the bun. Just in time for Bunday!
These are not the droids you’re looking for
May 20, 2012 By 6 Comments
Tattle Tale of Two Pups
May 20, 2012 By 14 Comments
One day Puptot and Pupteen were playing outside when Puptot said, “Time out! I have an itch!”
Puptot scratched the itch, “Ugh. I can’t reach it! Will you scratch my back, Pupteen?”
So Pupteen thought, “Ah, it’s such a nice day. I think I’ll tease Puptot.”
“You have an itch? UH OH. You know what that means. Mom’s gonna give you a bath! And shave you! And put stinky lotion on you!”
(“Heh, heh, heh”)
“Moooooooooooooooooooooom!”
Luckily, Mom was nearby, and being loving and wise like good Moms everywhere she said, “Oh dear. I’m so glad you told me. Looks like I will have to give you a bath and shave you and put goo on you and dip you in sugar and pop you in my mouf and eat you right up!”
We’ll scratch your back if you scratch ours, pauxcide.
The Ignoble Life of the Professional Sports Mascot
May 20, 2012 By 41 Comments
I tell people what I do, and they always go wide-eyed like it’s some kinda dream job. Yeah, as if. Try sweating under forty pounds of fur and fiberglas while some dipstick in a chicken suit pounds you with a rubber mallet and then get back to me.
Don’t get me wrong; it’s not all bad. The hours are convenient. Beer’s half price. Sometimes I put on the head and drive around, y’know, just to mess with people. But seriously, if you’d told me I’d be doing this, I’d have shown up more in college.
“This is a photo bomb with my boston terrier Porkchop,” writes Katherine M.
We Reinvented the Box!
May 19, 2012 By 39 Comments
Oh noes, this is like the worst thing that could happen to us!
Dude, kittens in trashcans are like, clinically proven to be cuter.
You know whut, we’ve reinvented the box!
Hey I wonder why this hasn’t caught on before.
Momo, Chimi, are right, boxes are just too …square, Casey.
I’m so Snuggleh…
May 19, 2012 By 38 Comments
Even my ears want to get back inside the blankie.
I has a snuggly was sent in by Sharon D., and photographed by Alaidh.
Acatemy Awards
May 18, 2012 By 52 Comments
The envelope, please!
The Winner for Quietest Meow, Biggest Head, Best Nickname and Most Elaborate Toy Set Up is…India.
Fave Frame™
Accepting the awards on behalf of India is Happened Nothing.
I Gotchya, Baby.
May 18, 2012 By 15 Comments
I know you do, Mama.
Marilyn T. sends this photo by Miranda Rachellina; an entry in the National Geographic Traveller Photo Contest 2012.
Daddy Has to Go Now, Winston
May 18, 2012 By 44 Comments
If you’ve wondered why we don’t see our pal Winston anymore, here’s why. “When my nine-and-a-half year relationship ended, so did my time as Winston’s dad,” writes Rich Juzwiak in a thoughtful and revealing post at Gawker. Although their time together was sometimes uneasy, it produced gems such as the video below, and in the end, Rich calls his time with the banana-loving cat an “immense honor.”
Up Next: Whooping Cranes Who Look Like David Tennant
May 18, 2012 By 90 Comments
An excerpt from Otters Who Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch: A Visual Examination by Red Scharlach.
Uh, Ya Got A Plunger?
May 18, 2012 By 45 Comments
This is clogged.
When your sink doesn’t work, it’s draining, isn’t it Ant?
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