Green, This One Is Not

Tell me this little guy doesn’t have a little YODA Action goin’ on. Totes Adorbs, he is.

(Laughing Squid.)

Get. OFF. My. COUCH.

[I’m NOT gonna tell you again. And boy, SNEEZE These SNEEZE darn SNEEZE allergies are SNEEZE killin’ me. Maybe it’s all this DOG FUR.]

(Animal Rescue Blog.)

Herman Tries Apple Sauce

Herman The Tortoise has a Close Encounter with a bit of apple sauce and from the looks of things, this won’t be his last nom.

“This is Herman The Tortoise trying apple sauce for the first time. He’s 2 months old and we’ve only had him for a week, but the store we got him from informed us he’d only eaten re-hydrated pellet food, so we’ve been spoiling him with Kale, Bok Choi and …(unsweetened, pure) apple sauce.” -BJM.

Juno #FTW

beluga-whale-photobombYou might recall Juno, the popular Beluga that hangs out at Mystic Aquarium. He’s been known to greet the kids, officiate wedding ceremonies, bump into things, and…listen to Mariachi music. Now Juno is back, starring in a press conference that Connecticut Gov. Dannel Malloy also happened to attend, playing the role of straight man.


Gotta Watch OUT For Those Minions!

They’ll getcha EVERY time.

Somebunny’s Feelin’ A Little Jumpy, No?

[YOU’D feel jittery, too!!! I’ve worked 100 straight weeks with no time off and they’re just workin’ me to death and I need some CARROT JUICE AND A VACATION!!!!!]

How LOW….Can You GO?

These Floppy Chubbular Guys give new meaning to the term “Lo Ground Clearance,: and when you’ve got yourself a pair of Low Hangin’ Ears, you best be careful you don’t trip on ’em!

#TBT: 09/03/2008: I’m Waiting

I SAID I’m waiting.

What is wrong with you I said GIN MARTINI!

Vodka isn’t even a REAL MARTINI [cracks picnic table with one mighty paw swipe and doesn’t leave tip]

::Smirk:: Thanks, Uncle Wire!

[Throwback Thursday Original Posting™. -Ed.]

THIS JUST IN: Are Droids Cute?

You better freakin’ believe they are. The Force is WITH this one. Here, take my money.

ResQte Of The Week 2: Dateline, Warrior River, Alabama!

Couple of good ole boys were out fishing (never understood the appeal, personally) when all of a sudden…SOMETHING CAME PADDLING QUICKLY TOWARDS THEM!



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