I didn’t mean to make fun of your tattoo. It’s very hip and edgy, really.
Via Bagsgroove.
This Did Not Work Out Like I Planned
May 22, 2013 By 8 Comments
Better Gear Up If You Wanna Keep Up
May 22, 2013 By 1 Comment
Lt. Snuggles has two speeds.
Just about to go real fast…
and going real fast.
Lt. Snuggles’s agent, Amy S., tells us, “He’s a 3-year-old spoiled Yorkie who loves being cute, chasing birdies and sneaking bites of kitty roca when Mommy isn’t looking. 
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Tales of the Duck Patrol
May 22, 2013 By 18 Comments
We were twenty klicks behind the lines, scouting an enemy bread depot. The air was thick with the stench of silence; every crackling blade of grass felt like an explosion in our own private hell. “Sarge, think we’ll get a medal for this?” asked Beakman. “Right now, kid,” I replied, “I’d settle for some pumpernickel.”
Via FuLynHu.
The Slowest Spectacle In Sports: The Zoopolis 500!
May 22, 2013 By 14 Comments
Everyone knows about the Indy 500, but here’s an even bigger event- the Zoopolis 500! The events began at 10:30am ET. Quoting the Indianapolis Zoo’s site, “This event is always a favorite with fans and is held annually the Wednesday before the Indianapolis 500. The day features our tortoises hustling to the finish line to be the first to reach the abundant fruit platter. “Racing” Ryan was the first tortoise to cross the finish in 2012.”
Photos by Carla Knapp, video from the Indy Zoo.
There’s a Place in France Where the Naked Fingers Dance
May 22, 2013 By 25 Comments
And the pink panthers declare,
Can you spare a square?
Fave Frame:
Is that the bathroom door, Carolyn Victoria Day?
Mabel Shocks Dorothy
May 22, 2013 By 4 Comments
Dorothy, honey, you need to dump the chump and get your grove back. Find some young thing and use ‘em up ’til there’s nothin’ left but a dry husk.
Mercy, Mabel! What’s gotten into you?
Photos by Martine G.
Hoomins: Ya Just Gotta Know How To Train ‘Em
May 21, 2013 By 30 Comments
Once you do, you’ll have them eating out of your paw. Or at the very least, bringing the eats right to you.
We’re Pozitive about this one.
Ooh la la! Disco Wants a Biiiiig Kiss!
May 21, 2013 By 29 Comments
My name is Disco. I’m a parakeet. Bird to your mother. Discooooo! What seems to be the problem officer? I am not a crook. There’s the cat. Meow! Meow!
He had us at Discoooooo, MsJumpinJude
As the great oaken door closed behind us, we stood before the Council of Catbeards
May 21, 2013 By 47 Comments
The first to speak was Nyquil of Eärewygge, the council elder. “They are but children,” sneered he, stroking his flowing white beard. “Are we to entrust our most sacred quest to the like of these quibullous squatlings?”
“Poppyrot and balderstuff!” roared Hieronymous Thalidomide. “Small they may be, but large in spirit, ’tis plain to see. Their valor shall make proud this council.”
“Besides,” added Gleevec Beaverbalm, “they’re just going to the delicatessen.”
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