Dance of the Seven Tails

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on September 30, 2009

Late in the night, when the moon is but a scythe of silver in the silent Sahara sky, the sultans and rajahs gather in the royal rec room of Sheik Ben an-Jaree, to gaze at the Queen of Sheba as she dances the forbidden dance…

Your “Copper” is as good as gold, Julia A.

{ 94 comments }

1 Courtney S. 09.30.09 at 8:48 am

Shake it, shake it…

Shake it like a Polaroid (TM) picture!

2 Emily 09.30.09 at 8:51 am

Wow. That is one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen!
That kitten has some serious skills. Get her on America’s Got Talent.

3 Shannon 09.30.09 at 9:03 am

at :27:
Kitteh: ” I am seductive. I am exotic. I am……mmmm, carpet.”

Meanwhile, I am entranced. Is Copper his name? It’s PERFECT!

4 sunnymum 09.30.09 at 9:05 am

Oh, the wee little bum wiggling about has done me in for the day.

5 ceejoe 09.30.09 at 9:11 am

oooh a babee kitteh for my birfday! how perfect! >^..^<

6 Janni 09.30.09 at 9:14 am

Domestic shorthair kittayn would look like it’s on caffeine if shown next to this smooshface.

7 CYT 09.30.09 at 9:17 am

Where has the ‘email this’ button gone =(

8 pounce 09.30.09 at 9:19 am

ROFL @Shannon … that’s one of my fave bits! :D

9 260Oakely 09.30.09 at 9:20 am

Sheik Ben an-Jaree? NTMTOM, you sure can dish ‘em out.
Now I need ice cream. Please, won’t someone get this Chunky Monkey off my back?

10 Holly 09.30.09 at 9:21 am

What a delicious little morsel!

11 Katiedid 09.30.09 at 9:21 am

Awwwww :-D I miss the kitten stage.. the wobblyness.. the unfocused eyes.. *sigh*

12 Vicki 09.30.09 at 9:24 am

Darn, that music just makes me want to watch Aladdin again (that song works much better for me when Robin Williams is singing it). STILL, what a cute lil Raja! I just wanted to pick that kitteh up and snuggle it.

13 Cambridge_Rat_Mom 09.30.09 at 9:27 am

Bustin’ some cool moves, there, little Cooper. I’m taking notes.

14 hyura 09.30.09 at 9:31 am

how did he make this into something sexual? is the kitty afraid of the carpet? such unfocused-ness.

15 Rachael 09.30.09 at 9:40 am

That dance is forbidden on account of excessive cuteness. Silly, adorabuhl kitteh!

16 jayjay 09.30.09 at 9:44 am

Mr NoTMiTOM,

Ahem.
In the interests of historical accuracy and to better assist posterity researching these here archives, may it be drawn to your kind attention, sir, that Rajahs a(we)re not to be found under the soporific Saharan sky but in sultry southern and southeastern Asian ones and that the (in)famous number you allude to was danced by Salome.

17 victoreia 09.30.09 at 9:47 am

That’s one seductive dance! And now I’m gonna watch “Aladdin”, too…..

18 Johanna 09.30.09 at 9:49 am

When precious puffy particle of kitteh puffs up and shimmies sideways, it’s…. CUTE OVERLOAD!!!!

19 marmar 09.30.09 at 9:49 am

I spontaneously giggled out loud with joy. Definitely squee-worthy.

Cambridge_Rat_Mom: I thought the name was Copper, not Cooper. But Cooper IS cute!

20 Blondie 09.30.09 at 10:00 am

Baby kitty dancing put me in a dizzy trance…

21 KittyAdventures 09.30.09 at 10:04 am

LOL And bonus stay off the evil carpets!
Snicker!

22 victoreia 09.30.09 at 10:06 am

At one point, I had to wonder if Miss Copper was stuck on top of that ball!

23 Alice Shortcake 09.30.09 at 10:10 am

At last, albeit as my alter-ego Julia A., I HAVE A SUBMISH ON CUTE OVERLOAD!

*dons yashmak and sequinned harem pants, does the Kitten Dance*

24 T.U.M. 09.30.09 at 10:12 am

FLUFFEEEMARMEEE!!!

25 Theo 09.30.09 at 10:15 am

@Alice – so THAT’S what I’ve been doing wrong.

[doffs yamshack, dons yashmak]

Yes, that is QUITE an improvement.

26 AuntieMame 09.30.09 at 10:22 am

Yamshack! They need to open one of those in my neighborhood. (Lurve sweet tater fries!)

Can’t see the video yet (*sigh*) but I’m reminded of the Dance of the Seven Pails in P.D.Q. Bach’s epic opera, The Abduction of Figaro.

Definitely a must see, for opera fans and opera non-fans alike!

[YAM SHACK SHIMMY! (/B-52s) - Ed.]

27 Sweeda 09.30.09 at 10:27 am

From what vending machine of adorableness did this light baby spring?! And where can I get one NOW?!?! The back arching did me in… it’s when I started talking baby-speak. No, I am no ashamed of that, either. So THERE!! ;D

28 Sweeda 09.30.09 at 10:31 am

Oops, I meant little baby, not light baby. Darn, I ruined my weird line of craziness there. Or did I make it better? Hmmm…..

29 Gus 09.30.09 at 10:41 am

Must. Snorgle. Kitteh…

30 Kristabelle 09.30.09 at 10:43 am

A-RA-bian NIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-i-ights, neath Arabian MOOOOOOOooons, a fool off his guard, could fall and fall hard, out there on the duuuunes.

Alladin is one of my favorite Disney movies.

Kitty looks to be a little skeert of the berber carpet. Perhaps it’s sticking to her teensy clawses.

31 annie 09.30.09 at 10:44 am

I’m pretty sure that’s a robot kitten.

32 skippymom 09.30.09 at 10:45 am

Ooh, if my Eddy could watch this video, he would be inspired to create his own dance routine. He would start busting the moves all around the house, crashing into walls, knocking things over…he’s about the size of a capybara so it would not be a pretty sight. He would make me get out a few scarves and tie them together for a skirt for him, which he would then be all tripping over. But as his loving Mom I would have to tell him, “Oh, Eddy, your dancing is just beautiful!”

33 Marianne 09.30.09 at 10:53 am

well look at this little Fluffies McFunnytail!

34 Katrina 09.30.09 at 10:55 am

This kitteh is going to have every moment of life covered by a video camera.
“Mean old carpet. Eww, eww,no, ew, ew, I like my shiny floor. But the red thing likes it so, oh, no, ew,ew, shiny flat floor, Ahhhhhh.”

Perfectly darling. Happy Birthday cee-joe!

35 Meers 09.30.09 at 11:02 am

oh my garsh. death by kitten.

36 Isabeau 09.30.09 at 11:10 am

The forbidden dance is the Lambada. This is not the lambada. (Thank God.)

[We'll remember that next time we post some lamb babies. ;) - Ed.]

37 Redbone 09.30.09 at 11:13 am

Polka works for that, as well.

38 Stunbunny 09.30.09 at 11:21 am

I did this dance last night. Cheap wine will do that to you.

39 chet, ruby, and miaoux's mommeh 09.30.09 at 11:36 am

needs more cowbell!

40 Juno 09.30.09 at 11:46 am

I like when he stops for a second and tries to nurse from the rug. Hey, you don’t know until you try, right?

41 Aoife 09.30.09 at 11:54 am

So young, yet already a master at her craft!

42 skippymom 09.30.09 at 12:01 pm

This is cute, but it would be so much cuter if the kitten actually had seven tails. Just sayin’.

43 Resriechan 09.30.09 at 12:14 pm

i can haz copper?????

(PS: This splendid tidbit’s name being Copper, offers a few puns into the “I want my phone call” kitteh in jail post, below …..;) )

44 Resriechan 09.30.09 at 12:16 pm

(oops — “doggie in jail”. Ennyway, they’re both cute, so the pun remains effective…)

45 jen 09.30.09 at 12:48 pm

good lord

co will be the death of me yet

46 Patricia 09.30.09 at 12:52 pm

My cat still does that thing were she will let the ball go under her belly fur… then act like nothing is there for a minute or so. Then attack it like it offended her. LOL

47 Katrina 09.30.09 at 1:14 pm

Tomorrow is Tocktober! I hope you have held many may photos in arrears.

‘Proud Buttocks’ on the way again, are they?

48 Brie 09.30.09 at 1:19 pm

That is one seriously cute kitten.

49 AmyJ 09.30.09 at 2:01 pm

Floofy little round-bellied morsel of kitten! Want!

By the way, someone help me please – I thought Dance of the Seven Veils was Salome, not the Queen of Sheba. (Wait, Salome wasn’t the Queen of Sheba, was she?). Oh dear, help! Of course that dance probably is forbidden, especially the beheading part…

50 lifelessons4u 09.30.09 at 2:18 pm

Oooh she’s so cute and adorable – makes me want to pick her up and cuddle her.

51 Kar 09.30.09 at 2:23 pm

She’s ready for the Bissel Half-Time show.

52 Von Zeppelin 09.30.09 at 2:27 pm

Amy J: Queen of Sheba: Contemporary and admirer of King Solomon (1 Kings 10:1-13). Salome: Daughter of Herodias and step-daughter of Herod Antipas, ruler of Galilee in the time of Jesus. Herod promised her anything she wanted if she would dance for him, and she demanded the head of John the Baptist (Mark 6:21-29).

The “Dance of the Seven Veils” was legendarily associated with Salome’s dance before Herod, although the title is not used in the Biblical and other ancient accounts. A fine example is found in the move “Salome,” performed by Rita Hayworth. As Miss Hayworth’s male admirers would have said in her day, “Hubba, hubba!”

53 texirishrose 09.30.09 at 2:45 pm

WAAAAAAAANNNNNTTTTTT!!!11!!!1!!1!!1!

I just looked up Love in the dictionary and found this video.

54 AuntieMame 09.30.09 at 2:48 pm

@Katrina: Many photos in arrears! HAW!!! :D :D :D :D :D

55 hotclaws 09.30.09 at 2:52 pm

Adore the stubbular tail.

56 BonzoGal 09.30.09 at 2:56 pm

The seductive Queen Cohp-hera sez, “Bring me the haid of Nom the Burptist!”

(“And peel me a kib-buhl whiles you’re at it, cabana boy…”)

57 Labramama 09.30.09 at 2:59 pm

Yeah, you THINK it’s just a sweet baby, but the ears go flat at ~1:28, 1:29, and the truth comes out. That’s a vengeance demon.

58 Theadosia 09.30.09 at 3:06 pm

There is also a famous series of photos showing the stages of the Seven Veils Dance as performed by the legendary Mata Hari. She starts out swathed in cunningly draped and pinned gauze and jewellery, and ends up in nothing but the jewellery. Very racy for 1910. Alas, attempts to replicate this with my own fluffy monster lead either to veil shredding, rapid disentanglement followed by walking off in a huff, or curling up under the pile of fabric and going to sleep.

59 AmyJ 09.30.09 at 3:07 pm

Thanks, Von Zep! Interesting that the name of the dance isn’t in ancient accounts. Did Cecil B. DeMille or some other movie mogul make it up to sound exotic? Thanks for clarifying for me.

And kitty is still unbearably cute!

60 Rapwnzel 09.30.09 at 3:16 pm

So stubbular!

61 Von Zeppelin 09.30.09 at 3:20 pm

Amy J, the ever-valuable Wikipedia attributes the title “Dance of the Seven Veils” to the acting notes from Oscar Wilde’s play “Salome.”

62 Aimz 09.30.09 at 3:37 pm

Squeeeeeeee… holy marmalade cuteness! *splode*

63 AmyJ 09.30.09 at 3:38 pm

Thanks, VZ. In retrospect of course I realize I could have looked it up myself but I enjoy drawing on the expertise and intellect of the CO community. There’s a lot of smart folks and a wealth of info out there. Probably a lot gleaned from Wikipedia…

64 Rooanne 09.30.09 at 3:43 pm

@AuntieMame: they have YamShacks in your part of the world??? Sounds much healthier than the hot dog shacks in mine!
“Copper” absolutely lovely name, but Queen of Sheba would be quite fitting of this kitteh. So clearly a prince/princess among felines.

65 Von Zeppelin 09.30.09 at 3:45 pm

AmyJ, long ago, in the forgotten years of my youth, I was a classical music radio DJ, despite knowing absolutely nothing about music. I quickly found that the secret was twofold: 1) the voice (warm, low, intimate, convincing, if not correct, pronunciation of European composers’ names), and 2) being able to read the back of the Deutsche Gramofon record jackets so as to sound like you actually knew all that stuff about Domenico Scarlatti and Carl Maria von Weber. In somewhat the same way, it’s easy to sound knowledgeable on CO with the internet at one’s fingertips.

Of course, I also know a lot of stuff. For real. I mean, it’s not all phony. Not all of it. (Backs quietly away, voice trailing off.)

66 Joools 09.30.09 at 3:46 pm

OMG, my head just exploded, brains all over my keyboard. (I won’t miss them.)
History, shmistory, ain’t you people ever heard of artistic license?? When faced by cuteness of such magnitude, mere logic and facts cannot intrude. Glad I don’t have a Copper, I would be unable to leave the house. Not that I would be unhappy with that.

67 caineksgirl 09.30.09 at 4:17 pm

is that the music for the aladin video game??

68 AuntieMame 09.30.09 at 4:36 pm

@Rooanne, I think it’s within walking distance of the CuteOverload office.

Nice work, if you can get it. :)

69 chanpon 09.30.09 at 5:39 pm

Urk! Heart stopping, mind ’sploding…

70 Queen of Dork 09.30.09 at 5:42 pm

Ooooooo. What a sweet little dancer! I hope kitteh will dance Arabian in Nutcracker this year!
Also, happy birthday ceejoe!

71 Heatherama 09.30.09 at 6:01 pm

PUFFY!!!! If this were an 8 hour video, I would watch it all….twice. I want to rub this little poofy kitten all over my face and smother it with keeses!

72 Wend 09.30.09 at 6:25 pm

The music totally makes the video, however did you figure out that it would match the stubbular stumbles?? Such genius humbles me; I bow to our CO(verlords).

[That was indeed a clever idea, but it was that of the video's creator, not ours -- Mike]

73 AmyJ 09.30.09 at 6:59 pm

Von Zeppelin! You have me dying to hear your speaking voice (at least your radio voice)!! I know exactly the voice and pronunciation you refer to. I always wondered if those DJs were making up pronunciations – ha! Now they’re busted!

It’s clear you know a whole heck of a lot. I’m often amazed at what CO people know – really, if you put us all together, there aren’t many questions we can’t answer (correctly or incorrectly, or both in some commentroversies…). My particular specialty, plants, is not often called into service here.

What I know: Copper Kitty is fluffalicious.

74 T.U.M. 09.30.09 at 7:39 pm

I’ve got a yam that’s as big as it’s wide,
And it’s about to get fried!
I got me a yam, and it feeds about twenty,
So don’t forget to bring your appetite, honey!

The Yam Shack is a little old place where
We can get some tubers!

Butter on the mattress
Butter on the highway
Butter on the front porch
Butter on the hallway

[ :lol: OK I'm dancing, and I'll have you know I *suck* at it - Ed.]

75 Noelegy 09.30.09 at 8:46 pm

Anyone familiar with Jethro Tull’s Ian Anderson may know that he is a lover of all things feline. This is from his latest solo album, “Rupi’s Dance,” and this is the song by the same name. It’s about a kitteh!! And it’s the first thing I thought of when I saw this adorable video. Except the kitteh in the video is a flirty little blonde.

**********************

She dances through the flower-filled room –
Sea-green eyes a-sparking.
Or are they blue? The message clear:
Seduce the master, winking.

Dainty feet circles inscribe
Upon the frozen parquet.
Arabesque in compound time:
Stately Pavane or Bourée.

Sultry smile, come hither gaze –
Black hair softly shining.
Calls me up to half-lit bed.
Sweet cloud with golden lining.

Oh, so young with ageless smile –
Born of ungodly maker
Draws me: moth to candle bright –
Fiery pleasure-seeker.

She dances through the flower-filled room –
Sea-green eyes a-sparking.
It’s Rupi’s dance: the message clear.
Her movement does the talking.

76 Noelegy 09.30.09 at 8:47 pm

P.S. The album cover and the artwork on the CD itself both show Anderson playing the flute while Rupi–a gorgeous black kitteh–dances.

77 Teresa 09.30.09 at 8:53 pm

AWW :) Me want to SNORGLE SNORGLE SNORGLE that baby kitty :twisted: then I would take the sweet little kitty home with me and it can DANCE all it wants :twisted:

78 berthaservant 09.30.09 at 8:53 pm

Gahhhhhh!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!

You have lured me out of the shadows with your marmie video! Damn you, NTMTOM!

MUST HAVE MARMIE!!!!

I put this on “full-screen,” WOKE BERTHA UP FROM HER NAP, and said “See, we need to get one of these, don’t we need to get one? Kitteh? Little Marmeh Kitteh?”

WANTWANTWANTWANTWANT.

Sorry. Back to the rest. Love to all.

79 marti 09.30.09 at 8:57 pm

Ahh, just to have the kitty baby dance of wonderment back into my house. My kitties are now old 20 and 18 years old, but i still remember their eyes opening and their stumbling walks and running sideways. Your video is so precious. Thank you for sharing and bringing back memories of my own furry children.

80 boaks 09.30.09 at 9:06 pm

Awww poor kitty just wants some meelks from mommy… Such a cute meelk dance!

81 kibblenibble 09.30.09 at 10:05 pm

This kitten is perfekshon!

82 Hon Glad 10.01.09 at 1:21 am

Oh Sheik Aleg, I will give you a thousand Camels for one night in the arms of your beautful Queen. Her skin is as white as the milk, her breasts like ripe pomegranites, her lips as the cherries on the bow and boy can she miaow.

83 kellie 10.01.09 at 4:50 am

is that arabian nights from aladdin?

84 Kar 10.01.09 at 5:43 am

I love the idea that sultans and rajahs have a rec room like they’re a youth group.

85 Resriechan 10.01.09 at 6:00 am

(Hey there Bserv! I was just on the stream under the “doggie in jail” post …someone there was asking after you, a couple of days ago…you might check that out? Hope you’re well !)

86 Katrina 10.01.09 at 9:12 am

Deah Von Zepp- You DO have a sonorous and deeply soothing voice, at least that is how I always read your comments. No Arnold Stang for you! My compliments.

87 Lee 10.01.09 at 10:33 am

Just way too cute! : ) So adorable!

88 rafe 10.01.09 at 10:50 am

sooo cute. but it makes me kinda sad to realize that kitten has better dance moves than i do

89 Alyssa Myers 10.01.09 at 10:11 pm

Could that kitteh be any more adorable???

90 spottedfire 10.03.09 at 11:50 am

oh the baby kitten is so cute

91 Resriechan 10.05.09 at 3:17 pm

@ Alyssa Myers:

Theoretically, the correct answer to your question is “NO !! Of Course Not!!”.

However, if, in fact, we held a contest w/ kitten pix of Their Highnesses Winston & Maru, AS KITTENS, along with this lovely (lady?) …. There might actually be a smidgeon of competishe …..

But, for the moment, we’ll go with the answer “No, Of Course Not” !!!!
Have a Fluffy Day !!

92 Resriechan 10.06.09 at 8:49 pm

I hereby have the unmitigated GALL to grab the winning ribbon of wonderfulness & bestow it upon Comment # 39 From “Chet, Ruby etc” re:

“Needs more cowbells!”

Signed,
But, MOM, no one was USING the prize ribbons, anyway. You can’t GROUND me, the PROM is tomorrow !!!!! ;)

93 Christy 10.09.09 at 11:16 am

Definitely snuggle worthy!!!

94 Kelseye 10.11.09 at 5:56 pm

Awwww. look at the cwute widdle kitty! I miss my kitten…wobbly eyes…stubby legs…the silky furrrrrrrrrr…

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