Ah, those flambéed flies with white wine reduction, MWAH!

by Meg on June 29, 2009

They were delicious! My compliments to the chef!

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Don’t think for second that I missed those cute suction-cup hands, Michèle M.

[UPDATE -- this CGI frog is from a TV ad in Belgium.  Well spotted, FCB! - Ed.]

{ 76 comments }

1 Trixie 06.29.09 at 4:08 pm

I can’t believe I ate the whole wing!

2 Kate F 06.29.09 at 4:09 pm

That is the cutest frog pose I’ve ever seen in my life–kudos to the photographer. How do you get a pic like this?

3 Theo 06.29.09 at 4:13 pm

Kate — you feed a frog gourmet flies for two hours. Have a photographer standing by in the drawing room. Then, as soon as everyone adjourns there, following dessert cocktails…

4 Manny 06.29.09 at 4:30 pm

sings *ahhhh, sweet mystery of life, at last I’ve found yooooooooou*

Dramatic frog is dramatic ;)

5 Blondie 06.29.09 at 4:35 pm

‘Put them flies in mah belly!’

6 ArfArf 06.29.09 at 4:39 pm

@Manny–that’s exactly what I was thinking!

“I kiss’d thee ere I kill’d thee: no way but this;
Killing myself, to die upon a kiss.”

7 Von Zeppelin 06.29.09 at 4:43 pm

“Et tu, Brute? Then fall, Caesar!”
From the Royal Amphibian Shakespeare Company production. . .

8 Noelegy 06.29.09 at 4:46 pm

The first thing I thought of was “Those Canaan Days” from “Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.” Especially the part where the guy swats the fly…and then eats it.

9 bontempo 06.29.09 at 4:48 pm

PRETENDING THAT FROGS ARE FRENCH PEOPLE == ONE OF LIFE’S GREATEST JOYS

10 Bridget 06.29.09 at 4:50 pm

Is this is what happens when you drink too much Bud-weis-er?

11 tracylee 06.29.09 at 4:57 pm

agreed, bontempo, thumbs up!

12 Theresa 06.29.09 at 5:03 pm

O, I die, Horatio!
The potent poison quite o’ercrows my spirit:
I cannot live to hear the news from England;
But I do prophesy the election lights
On Fortinbras: he has my dying voice;
So tell him, with the occurrents, more and less,
Which have solicited. The rest is silence.

13 Theresa 06.29.09 at 5:05 pm

PS
Cover his little green face;
Mine eyes dazzle;
He died young.

14 Von Zeppelin 06.29.09 at 5:16 pm

Thank you, Theresa. (wipes tear from eye).
“Good night, sweet frog! May flies buzz thee to thy rest.”

15 Trin 06.29.09 at 5:16 pm

I’ve always adored the beauty of amphibian eyes. The gold against the black.

Does anyone do that pattern/color combo contacts?

16 chanpon 06.29.09 at 5:17 pm

“Oh Elizabeth, this is the big one. I’m comin’ to join you, honey…”

17 Froggy 06.29.09 at 5:22 pm

But alas! The wine was poisoned! (No wonder he’s holding his belly)!

18 Ekio 06.29.09 at 5:41 pm

What a shot! Thats just too cool, and Very funny with caption ^-~

19 Vicki 06.29.09 at 6:05 pm

For some reason I can imagine a tiny fez on the top of his head. I’d shop it myself, unfortunately, my computer lacks Photoshop.

20 stacyhorn 06.29.09 at 6:08 pm

What’s wrong with him though?

21 AmyJ 06.29.09 at 6:09 pm

LOL @chanpon!!

I was thinking maybe the final scene of an opera but at the moment I can’t think of one where someone dies dramatically at the end other than La Boheme – but Monsieur Frogger definitely does not look like he’s dying of consumption!

22 Jules 06.29.09 at 6:24 pm

Rowlf the Dog: It’s not often you see a guy that green have the blues that bad.

23 holligans 06.29.09 at 6:25 pm

Har! @ manny and bontempo.

He does look…a bit…uncomfortabuhls…*buuuuuuurrrrp*. Ah, moshe betters.

24 kibblenibble 06.29.09 at 7:55 pm

Shakespeare references and cute creatures. THIS is why I’m addicted to coming here! *sigh*

25 Argyle Donkeypants 06.29.09 at 8:14 pm

ZOMG people, I cannot believe nobody has said this yet.

[Ahem.]

“I ate so much that I could croak!”

26 Theresa 06.29.09 at 8:18 pm

That is such a evocative pose. I’m also thinking some “Ridi, Pagliacci!” and also some Nero or Caligula at a banquet.

27 Walkinge 06.29.09 at 8:22 pm

Ahhh, time’s fun when you’re having flies.

28 NT Mel 06.29.09 at 8:26 pm

not another bite…not even a wafer thin mint.

29 ewwee 06.29.09 at 8:56 pm

Many former English majors and cute animals here.

30 Nikki 06.29.09 at 9:10 pm

A choir of frogs sings “Lie and Let Die” as Shrek and Donkey set out to find Artie…

31 AmyJ 06.29.09 at 9:14 pm

Ah yes – I was thinking of the wafer thin mint also!

32 Nikki 06.29.09 at 9:29 pm

O true apothecary!
Thy drugs are quick. Thus with a kiss I die.

33 Subhangi 06.29.09 at 10:35 pm

“Et tu, Caesar salad?”

34 Johanna 06.29.09 at 11:01 pm

Beulah, peel me a grape.

35 hon glad 06.29.09 at 11:24 pm

L’ora e fuggita e muoio disperato
E non ho amato mai tanto lavita

I die hopeless, dispairing,and never
before have I loved life like this

E lucevan le stelle-Mario Cavaradosi-Tosca

36 Kar 06.29.09 at 11:41 pm

Maybe it was a really, REALLY big peach.

37 Marie 06.29.09 at 11:49 pm

Now if someone could only photoshop a rhinestone glove on one of those fabulous feet.

38 kasia 06.30.09 at 2:15 am

I think this qualifies as frog porn!?

39 jackie31337 06.30.09 at 3:11 am

AmyJ I was thinking maybe the final scene of an opera but at the moment I can’t think of one where someone dies dramatically at the end other than La Boheme – but Monsieur Frogger definitely does not look like he’s dying of consumption!

Oh, there’s plenty of dramatic death in operas, but it’s almost always the woman who dies as divine retribution for her forbidden love, so Monsieur Frogger should be relatively safe. And what is up with singing a dramatic death aria while dying of consumption (La Boheme, La Traviata, many others I’m sure)?

40 Michael Claymore 06.30.09 at 4:13 am

“Ohhh, my bowels!”

41 ariel 06.30.09 at 4:39 am

lurve capshon!

42 Kitteh Toez 06.30.09 at 5:23 am

I want him to start singing “Rainbow Connection”

43 Amy 06.30.09 at 5:27 am

Froggy is thinking, “This death scene has Oscar written all over it!”

44 Honey 06.30.09 at 5:47 am

“I can’t believe I ate the whole thing!”

or

“Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.”

Good dramatic pose.

45 hipcheck 06.30.09 at 6:03 am

first of all: I think this is the best CO post for comments evar.

second: the frog looks too digital to me. as a former 3D animator, I have to go Matrix on this one and say ‘there is no frog’.

someone prove me wrong, please!

46 Manny 06.30.09 at 6:12 am

@chanpon tee hee :)

47 Kristabelle 06.30.09 at 6:12 am

Perhaps she is 9 months pregnant and BOY is that baby kicking up a storm!!! :D

48 Theresa 06.30.09 at 6:13 am

Hon Glad, you are so full of culture!!

49 earlybird1 06.30.09 at 6:30 am

AAHAHAHAHA! Drama Frog cracks me up! And the comments crack me up! Sigh (wipes eyes). That was awesome.

50 Kristabelle 06.30.09 at 6:35 am

Awww, earlybird, I love your avatar!!!

51 ebee 06.30.09 at 6:51 am

This is now my new wallpaper. If I could, I would wallpaper my bathroom with this. I bow to the photographer in humble homage.

52 Mauderules 06.30.09 at 6:53 am

OK, so I know that it isn’t haiku day but:

He looks lovesick to me
Woe is me, goodbye cruel world!
She’ll be sorry then.

And of course, if you want operatic references, how about Papageno’s abortive suicide in The Magic Flute? Edited excerpt:
Vergebens! Ach, sie ist verloren!
Ich bin zum Unglück schon geboren… .
Sterben macht der Lieb ein End,
Wenn’s im Herzen noch so brennt… .
Weil mich nichts zurücke hält,
Gute Nacht, du falsche Welt!
[In vain! Ah, she is lost!
I was born for misfortune.
Dying brings an end to love
When it burns so in my heart.
Since nothing holds me back,
Good night, you false world!]

This frog, like Papageno, clearly has an eye out for last-minute saviors.

53 Noelegy 06.30.09 at 6:55 am

ewwee, once an English major, always an English major! You just can’t turn off that part of your brain. I left a comment on I Can Has Cheezburger, and…let’s just say that LOLspeak is not my first language. :)

54 Lynn A. 06.30.09 at 7:04 am

What a conundrum-Hah cha cha !!

55 Pheas 06.30.09 at 7:18 am

A ribbeting performance, Frog Hamlet.

56 fcb 06.30.09 at 7:29 am

Sadly, that’s not a real frog. That’s an ad. It’s part of the most recent set of ads for a anti-upset-stomach medication here in Belgium called Motilium. I’d know that little sick frog anywhere. It’s CGI, but still adorable.

57 Theresa 06.30.09 at 7:39 am

@Mauderules, of course an adorable little she-frog appearsm and they start in on
“Pa-pa-pa
Pa-pa-pa
Pa-pa-pa-pa
Pa-pa-pa-pa!
Papapapapapapa”
etc.

Actually I was an English major then a music major. I’ve got it all covered.

58 LisaLisa 06.30.09 at 7:48 am

Either he ate too much or this is his “sexy” pose!

59 pyrit 06.30.09 at 8:04 am

Of course, you know this means warts …

60 Kim Evans 06.30.09 at 8:17 am

“It’s not easy bein’ green…*belch*”

61 Kristabelle 06.30.09 at 8:34 am

Oh pyrit, you’ve done it again!!! :lol:

62 hon glad 06.30.09 at 8:34 am

Thanks Theresa , I guess it’s better than being full of s**t :)

63 Katrina 06.30.09 at 9:06 am

Hello my baby,
hello my honey, hello my ragg time gal
send me a kiss by wire,
baby, my heart’s on fire-HEARTBURN!
Your friend, Michigan J. Frogue

64 Theresa 06.30.09 at 9:10 am

Oh noes, not AGAIN! I wanted it to be REAL!!!!
(striking dramatic pose)

65 robert nelson 06.30.09 at 9:14 am

Et tu, Brute?

66 Heather 06.30.09 at 9:39 am

“And then Kermit said…..”

67 earlybird1 06.30.09 at 10:44 am

LOL @ LisaLisa: “his sexy pose.” Ha ha!

Senor McFrogue (in Barry White voice): “C’mere behbe.” (Pats lily pad)

68 earlybird1 06.30.09 at 10:48 am

This has got to be one of the BEST CO posts for creative comments. Is he Sexy Frog? Drama Frog? Bellyache Frog? All are equally awesome. You people make my day!

69 cheshirekittehkat 06.30.09 at 12:14 pm

And the whole time we thought we were addressing our odes and writing our tributes to a real frog….! Makes no nevermind: he looks real enuff; perception is reality, after all; I’ve compared him to the gazillion nature photos I have, and he is
comparable to any of them…..
Like the Velveteen Rabbit: Why, he’s become REAL!!!! Yesh, yesh!!… :lol:

70 indy1110 06.30.09 at 3:31 pm

YAY! Belgium, 1 pt! *thumbs up* ^^

Thanks and Hi FCB .
Love the little frog and the “aowww” sounds it makes xD!

71 Merlin' Muse 06.30.09 at 3:35 pm

Ah, ma cheri, zat vas some spicy meataball!

72 Lula Mae 06.30.09 at 5:15 pm

O, that this too too solid fly would melt.
Thaw, and resolve itself into a dew.
- Froglet

73 Christy 06.30.09 at 9:13 pm

THAT’S CGI! I’m a photographer, and damn, my profession is in trouble.

74 Katrina 07.01.09 at 9:49 am

Mauderules, Theresa, Hon Glad, can you do that from memory? My, my.

Christy, no, no danger there-this is a completely differentiable way to do images. Your trade is safe. Both have their merits.

Cheshirekittehcat-yup.

I bought and watched “Princess Bride” yesterday, now I understand what you guys were talking about, it is very sweet. Thanks for the tip to watch it!

75 Amanda 07.01.09 at 5:38 pm

Michele M. you need to be selling that photo!!! That awesome!!! Great job!!!

76 fcb 07.02.09 at 12:29 am

Thanks! Very exciting to get a shout-out on my favorite website.

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