Don Draper, He Ain’t

Perhaps it was the smell of fresh toner or the draw of warm paper – he wasn’t certain. But once again, after one martini too many, Fred found himself in this unenviable position.

There had been a going away party for Betty. Yes, that much he remembered. Unfortunately, what he didn’t remember was placing that one ill-advised photocopy in Mr. Vanslooten’s in box.

Oh my God, that photocopier is eating Carol Channing!Kelli A. gets bonus points for naming her cat Pet.