Winston Just Got Schooled.

Oh, Winston. You know you’re a bit of a hero in these parts, but that’s only because we’re drawn to magnificently fluffy, ambivalent cats with questionable intelligence. Yes, studies suggest your brain is the size of that kernel you don’t know how to eat, as evidenced in this cob-bacle. So it pains us (delights us!) to do this to you, but this is how it’s properly done. Winston, meet Myack:

That cob never saw that cat comin'.

Myack? Really?

R.I.P., corn. R.I.P.

He’s a cobnobbing cat, Lillian O.

Winston fails at corn on the cob

Winston has his very own special nomming procedures. Check out this cobfail, it will remind you of Shark Week:

Winston is not normal

But you already knew that. Now we finally have proof.

Yet another salute to Rich over at FourFour!

Winston is Bananas

In honor of Valentines Day, we show Winston with his beloved bananas.

Rich of FourFour, you justify my love!

Happy Thanksgiving from Winston!

Happy Thanksgiving to you!

Enjoy a tofu turkey, pie too

We hope you feast like Winston

Start with a carrot and chew!

A hearty Thanksgiving wish to Rich, Winston and Rudy over at FourFour!

Winstons snacks on blueberries and fingers.

Just another day for our favorite smooshed-face kitteh!

Thank you for the Winston alert, Mustang S.!

Winston gets a book deal?!

Winston_book_4aOne of Winston’s biggest fans (A five-year-old named Ramona) recently sent him a pitch for a potential New York Times Best Seller, tentatively titled: "The Adventures of Winston."

See more of the proposal and cover letter over at FourFour.

The question is—will he go for it!?

 

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As you can see, Winston is reviewing the proposal with great, er, interest.

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What? He wants an Annie Leibowitz coffee table book instead!? What?

Winston’s mood: Hissy!!!

Let’s check in on our FAVORITE smooshed-face kitteh Winston. As you can see, Winston is displaying his usual charms and is also highly annoyed. WHAT could be annoying Win so much!? A lack of food? Rudy getting attention? Being forced to wear Holiday outfits?

Press play to find out!

Thanks for the Winston-gram, Michelle L.! As always, thanks to Rich over at FourFour.

Winston’s annual (annoying!) summer haircut

It’s that time of year again, when Winston the smooshed-faced kitteh gets SHORN and is extremely annoyed by it. (Apparently, proximity to the knife on the counter is all part of Winston’s REVENGE)

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Check out the noodley “NYERHE!” maneuver:

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And now… the entire ordeal… IN ACTION!

Rich and Winston, you can do no wrong, even with this, this, this… haircut

Winston is nerrrrrrvous!

…Biting his lil’ Winston nails with his round Winston head. Apparently, the final of America’s Next Top Model caused him to pop a few Ativan too. Yay Win!

Gracias for pointing this new one out, Michele M.
Winston courtesy of the fine peeps over at FourFour.

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