Incredibly Busted, Banff

On a positive side, though, “Pointer” sneakers are known to have a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor; heavy, but with a touch of mellow smoothness.*

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“This is my dog Banff. She loves to eat my shoes, but never my boyfriend’s!” -Jenny M.

*Bonus points if U get the reference.

Have We Got Bad News For You

Thanks for the weather, Biff. Now the local headlines.

Spectacular back-to-back super moon and solar eclipse enthrall thousands!

In other news, police are baffled by recent spate of widespread disorderly behaviour.

Our cuteporter is on the scene:


Because I’m bad, I’m bad…


You know it, (really, really bad)


Yes, I’m bad, I’m bad,


Come on, you know I’m bad,


Really, really bad,


Yes, I’m bad, bad, bad.


Bad, bad, really bad,


And the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again, Who’s Bad . . , Mary L.?

Oceans 1

It was the biggest heist they’d ever pulled. It required stealth, ingenuity and teamwork. In the end their thirst for crime (and water) was quenched. Well, at least for one of them.


Security camera footage by Mary L.

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