Time for some cute nightmare fuel, in the form of this animation from artist and composer Cyriak, which looks like the result of a nuclear meltdown at Build-A-Bear.
It’s pretty simple, actually: Drive about five miles past the secret alien landing strip, turn left at the Repository of Missing Left Socks, travel due up into the New Jersey Time/Space Wormhole (toll) and when you come to the mariachi band playing “Yellow Bird” to a beluga whale, you’ve reached the end of the universe.
Posted to our Twitter feed by SunnyinSyracuse. (Update: Also sent in by Theresa!)
From our WTF* File comes that champion of justice, defender of the downtrodden, Bizorro! Charging to the rescue atop his mighty steed as they swiftly… well, all right, maybe not so swiftly… erm, frankly, “charging” may be overselling it a little…
* Waddling Tortoise Ferry
UPDATE: Belated thanks to JoshN. for sending this to us!
So I’m headin’ down to the packie for a bee-ah, and I take a little shahtcut through the fish mahket. And I’m mindin’ my own business, naht lookin’ fah trouble, when alla sudden, this wicked monstah crab grahbs at me from dis tubbah ice!
Now I’m draggin’ the suckah down the street, shakin’ him offah me, when the Gorton’s Fisherman shows up and tells me I gottah give it bahck, the raht bahstid.
You win the coveted “WTF of the Month,” Mischa M.
Spectacular photo by Corey Arnold. See more of his work at http://www.coreyfishes.com/.
LONDON — Onlookers were stunned today when a scientific medical experiment went haywire, releasing radioactively-enlarged “happy corpuscles” that frightened pedestrians and disrupted maritime shipping.
Oh, all right — here’s the real story, as found by Steve L. (I think mine makes more sense, though.)
When bored, some doodle and some daydream. But when the smarty-pants “peeps” in a certain Department of English get bored, they stage elaborate set-ups recreating the works of Poe, Shakespeare, Austen, and Dickens, and then throw in a vampire and pirate for good measure.
I honestly don’t know what to say about this, Shannon B. Congratulations…?
Petting is passé; your cat wants a massage. From Everything is Terrible comes edited highlights from this inane how-to video, offering such pearls of truth as:
- Massage will randomly transform your cat into a stuffed animal;
- A “drooler” is not a person specializing in rings and watches;
- Right-handed people should use their right hand.
Who’s the best sender-inner in the United States? It’s you, Nicole M., it’s you!