Here’s another one for our WTF (white tabby flavoring) file: A kitteh who just loveses him some curry, only not for eating. From our friends the Japanese, of course.
So I’m headin’ down to the packie for a bee-ah, and I take a little shahtcut through the fish mahket. And I’m mindin’ my own business, naht lookin’ fah trouble, when alla sudden, this wicked monstah crab grahbs at me from dis tubbah ice!
Now I’m draggin’ the suckah down the street, shakin’ him offah me, when the Gorton’s Fisherman shows up and tells me I gottah give it bahck, the raht bahstid.
You win the coveted “WTF of the Month,” Mischa M.
Spectacular photo by Corey Arnold. See more of his work at http://www.coreyfishes.com/.
LONDON — Onlookers were stunned today when a scientific medical experiment went haywire, releasing radioactively-enlarged “happy corpuscles” that frightened pedestrians and disrupted maritime shipping.
Oh, all right — here’s the real story, as found by Steve L. (I think mine makes more sense, though.)
When bored, some doodle and some daydream. But when the smarty-pants “peeps” in a certain Department of English get bored, they stage elaborate set-ups recreating the works of Poe, Shakespeare, Austen, and Dickens, and then throw in a vampire and pirate for good measure.
I honestly don’t know what to say about this, Shannon B. Congratulations…?
Petting is passé; your cat wants a massage. From Everything is Terrible comes edited highlights from this inane how-to video, offering such pearls of truth as:
- Massage will randomly transform your cat into a stuffed animal;
- A “drooler” is not a person specializing in rings and watches;
- Right-handed people should use their right hand.
Who’s the best sender-inner in the United States? It’s you, Nicole M., it’s you!
People, a video this redonkulous comes across our Cute Overload desks once in a blue moon. It’s.. well, it’s so bad it’s good. Never mind the translation, you’ll get it.
Without further ado, Toby and Sheila…
You can pull my dead beak off and drag me around any time, Lee Anne.