The Ukraine Cats Really Knock Me Out…

So what we HAVE heah—are hairless cats that look like Vladdy Putin, the Russian president dude…from Foreign Policy.com.

Riiiiight.

You don’t know how lucky you are, comrade kittehs.


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Spaseeba to Richard H.

Animals….On DESSERTS! (WITW*)

(*What. In. The. World.)

“I think y’all would get a kick out of the pics on my new Tumblr, Animals On Desserts. I’ve been told the Internet may break from Cuteness! This is Tiramousu…Blue Bear-y Pie…Strawberry Short Hog…& Lemurcello Sorbet.” -Loryn B.

GGHHGHG

BLUE

RED

YEL

Operations Manual for the Series 3000 Aviatronic Sortulator

Step 1: Rotate whoovular crankshaffle to prime initial electrobulation relays;


Step 2: Engage coffee clutch clockwise until orbital tweetwheedle reaches optimum rotational velocity;


Step 3: This will initiate the sorting process. Please be patient, as the process may take an indefinite amount of time.

The Theory of Kenny-tivity

Squee = m squee². The most redonk equation of all time: Squuu-eeeee! = Massive Squee squee’ed.

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“This is Kenny! Aka Kenny poo poo. I rescued him 2.5 years ago from the SPCA. He’s a San Francisco Giants fan and even has his own jersey. He howls like a wolf. People get him confused from Albert Einstein sometimes.” -Lauren M.

Suddenly, Penguins in Dashikis

To welcome a delegation of African leaders to Japan, the Yokohama Hakkeijima Sea Paradise park held a parade of penguins of African origin dressed in colorful tunics. So far, there’s no word if they’ll be coming to America.

Itty. Bitty. Friends.

Cuteporter A.sal sent this in. “You should probably have this girl make official renderings of the animals on CO. Just saying. You’re welcome. LOVE your site.” We’re not endorsing this seller, of course- but let’s face it, these are MAXIMUM REDONK!

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Why Do I Have Hands on My Ears?

Well, how else am I supposed to make soundwaves?

Charmed, I’m Sure

Attention: You are about to watch an ostrich dancing to Celtic music played on a tin whistle. You may experience a temporary feeling of disorientation, as if nothing in the universe makes sense. This is normal. Turn off the Internet and go outside.

Animal Reflections: 1 of 3

Sometimes, you have to confront yourself; really look at yourself.

Then run away and promise never to do it again.

“I have no doubt that you will watch this repeatedly. My friend Natalie’s puppy sees his reflection for the first time. Ridiculously awesome.” Thank you sender inner Katrina L.!

Pick! Your! Punchline!

In comedy terms, the photo below is a “target-rich environment,” so bizarre that no one caption can do it justice. So scroll to the poll below and… Pick! Your! Punchline! (or add your own.)

Via William M. via Reddit.