Animals On Desserts 2.0

About a year ago, we did a post on Animals On Desserts! Well, a year later, guess what? Some of ‘em got GIFFY-fied and stuff. Is that a word? You know, an animated GIF is- never mind. Check these out, and more of the same at the Animals On Desserts Tumblr- great work from Loryn Brantz.

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Take the Chew-Brite Challenge!

Can Chew-Brite® brand dog biscuits really whiten your dog’s teeth three shades in one week? We asked Barney to take the Chew-Brite Challenge, and one week later, his teeth ar–EEEEEEAAAAAUUUGH!

Via Imgur.

Got A Frog In Your Throat?

One of those Sucrets® lozenges should help you right out.

(An Australian fisherman reeled in his catch, and Green Dude was sitting right here. WHAT.)

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Sent in by Catalina from Berkeley, CA.

A “Hamster Sized Java Mouse-Deer?” Wait. What?

Just the very CONCEPT of such a thing is amazing.

YouTube says: “A baby Java mouse-deer, one of the smallest hoofed animals in the world, has been born at a zoo in southern Spain. The newborn deer is ‘no bigger than a hamster’ and weighs about 100 grams, according to staff at Bioparc Fuengirola, in Andalusia. Adult Java mouse-deer are rarely bigger than rabbits or weigh more than 2.2lb.”

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. (Sorry.)

“So, so cute! A newborn mouse deer, it’s so tiny!” -Jennifer S.

Bubble Boggle

Melvyn was a special dog, artistic and graceful. While the other dogs in the pack enjoyed roaming the neighborhood, chasing squirrels, and other typical dog activities, Melvyn stayed behind to rehearse his tribute to Sally Rand’s 1933 bubble dance.

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Have You Accepted Geoffrey Into Your Life?

“Ma’am, I’m from the Church of Toys “R” Us, and if I could just have five minutes to share with you the good news right here in the Toys “R” Us “Xmas Doorbuster” catalog…”

Why is Your Top Floof so Floofeh?

Oh I don’t know honey, sometimes I guess my great big ol’ ex-TREEEEEME cuteness just goes, “asplode!”, all by itself!

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Via Imgur.

Horse-squirrel? Squirrel-horse? Squorse?

Greetings, cheerful little woodland creatures! Good day, Chester the Chipmunk! Happy to see you, Raymond the Raccoon! Top of the morning, Harold the Horse-Headed Squirrel — who the where the what now?!

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Yes, this horse mask squirrel feeder is a real thing and you can buy it here and it will come to your house and then you will have it and it will hunt you down in your dreams.

The C.O. Guide to Alien Religions

Due to items carelessly left behind by interstellar researchers, the highly impressionable Craycray people of the planet Oopsidas-E developed a cult that worshipped office supplies.

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Via Reddit.

Forgotten Tourist Traps of Florida, Part 3

A staple of family driving trips during the 60’s and 70’s, Lake Wiki-Waki-Whatda delighted audiences with its “Orangu-Mermaid Spectacular” water ballet.

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Via Reddit.