Get the Magic-Gro Difference!

Experience mega plant growth in half the time with Magic-Gro™! We asked homeowner Eugene Saspoot of Rancho Cucuclock, CA to try Magic-Gro on his newly-planted hedges where his dog Sparky was napping. Four hours later, just look at the results!

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Via Reddit/Imgur.

Your Astral Journey Begins

As you breathe in the essences of ginger root, lavender, and Pine-Sol, your body relaxes and prepares for the projection. Next, you hear the ancient hymn of yoth’kaBleen, summoning the Ancient Spirits. Once you wear the Sacred Petals, other dimensions will unfold. Perhaps you will see mountains of pure aluminum. A menswear shop in Boise. Caesar’s Palace. No, the one in Rome. For each seeker, the journey is unique and wonderful.

TP or Not TP?

That is the question. Although “How did somebody manage to stack this much toilet paper on a cat without it going completely mental and trying to unspool every one?” would make a good follow-up question.

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Via Reddit.

Take Another Little Pizza My Heart

O pizza, I am your slave. Though your cheesy aroma fills my senses, my search for you remains fruitless (which is fine because I don’t like fruit).

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Torment me no longer, pepperoni-encrusted temptress! For you, I would journey across desolate deserts, majestic mountains, and decorative driftwood!

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AT LAST! THOU ART MINE! Now to catch up with the rest of you, om nom nom…

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From “Pizza in the Wild,” a photo collection from Jonpaul Douglass.

 

All Aboard….Punks!

IMG_20150607_165853550“My Cuban Brown Snail Clint was generous enough to let his buddies Eastwood and Bennett take a ride on his back not too long ago. Even snails are unpredictable! Smiles and slime, Robin W.!”

HULK SNORGLE!

If you’ll be watching the latest Avengers movie, be sure to stick around for the customary post-credits scene, in which Captain America and Hawkeye console a confused Bruce Banner, whose latest experiment to control his rampaging Hulk tendencies only leads to even stranger results.

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Via Cute Emergency.

The Adventures of Captain Sandman!

Traumatized as a youth by roving bands of coffee-swilling insomniacs, billionaire ping-pong paddle magnate Marston Winnie vows to spread sleepiness as he dons the costume and cowl of his feared alter ego: Captain Sandman!

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Via Reddit.

Hey, Ya Little Squirt!

If you visit C.O. long enough, you’re likely to see just about every Cute thing there is to see, animuhl-wise. Oh, we might even throw in a car or two, just to keep you guessing.

So
what
are
these?

Why, Sea Squirts, of course. (*Update: Added “Under The Sea” at Faye’s suggestion. But first, ladies & gentlemen..please welcome: Mr. Bobby. Darin.




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Bird Dog?

Something tells me that this little guy isn’t ready to be a bird dog. Leave the hunting to the big guys for now, fella.

Meanwhile, at the Lost and Found Desk at Alpha Centauri Intergalactic Spaceport…

“Um, excusing of me, but have any life forms located a small metal briefcase? Slate grey, black handle, glowing a little bit and making a humming noise, with tentacles? It’s really important that I get that back.”

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“This guy is oddly cute,” notes Redditor jamieinthenorthwest.

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