Meanwhile, at the Lost and Found Desk at Alpha Centauri Intergalactic Spaceport…

“Um, excusing of me, but have any life forms located a small metal briefcase? Slate grey, black handle, glowing a little bit and making a humming noise, with tentacles? It’s really important that I get that back.”

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“This guy is oddly cute,” notes Redditor jamieinthenorthwest.

Useless Pointless Cuteness

Pug Washes Your Monitor: Here, let me get that for you… Wait, now this bit’s smeared over here… Oh, and now there’s some drool over here… Dang, this is harder than I thought… (Requires Flash)

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Cat Bounce: Pick ‘em up, watch ‘em bounce! Hours of amusement! Guaranteed to break the ice at parties! (Requires Flash)

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Koalas to the Max: Use your mouse to divide the circles until you see a picture of a koala. This is the most work you will ever do to see a picture of a koala.

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Found via The Useless Web.

I Got No Strings on Me

“I mean, everyday it’s just the same old routine: Climb down the tree, forage for nuts, climb up the tree, go to sleep, do it again. And I ask myself, is that all there is? Do I get any choice here? How about you; you ever get that feeling you weren’t in control of your own life?”

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The backstory on this picture is really touching, so take a look.

Yep, That’s A Kitteh Hairband

There’s a (naturally) Japan-based designer named Campanella, and she created these so you can plop a kitteh right down on your head. According to Bored Panda, there are no plans to mass produce these. Yet.

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Seven-Ten Splat

Welcome back, sports fans, to Bowling for Flies! It’s down to our finalists, Louie “Thundertongue” Muscatola versus Manny “Bug” Zappa!

“I wish I could bowl this well,” laments sender-inner Megan, who apparently never tried just flinging herself down the alley with her tongue out, which turns out to work remarkably well until the management asked me to leave. (PS: Thanks, Brinke!)

Bunneh on Mah Head

Bunneh on mah head, bunneh on mah head,
A-pickin’ an’ a-hoppin’ as I walk the road ahead
I don’t need a mansion, don’t need a lot of bread
Just give me a gee-tar, an’ a bunneh on mah head.

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Via Sandip Bhattacharya.

Invasion of the Pug People!

ATTENTION EARTHLOIDS AND HUMANETTES! THE ERA OF PUG CONSCIOUSNESS IS AT HAND! SUBMIT TO YOUR PUG OVERLORDS AND BECOME WRINKLY AND ADORABLE IN THE GLORIOUS PUG COLLECTIVE!

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Via Fark.

Animals On Desserts 2.0

About a year ago, we did a post on Animals On Desserts! Well, a year later, guess what? Some of ‘em got GIFFY-fied and stuff. Is that a word? You know, an animated GIF is- never mind. Check these out, and more of the same at the Animals On Desserts Tumblr- great work from Loryn Brantz.

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Take the Chew-Brite Challenge!

Can Chew-Brite® brand dog biscuits really whiten your dog’s teeth three shades in one week? We asked Barney to take the Chew-Brite Challenge, and one week later, his teeth ar–EEEEEEAAAAAUUUGH!

Via Imgur.

Got A Frog In Your Throat?

One of those Sucrets® lozenges should help you right out.

(An Australian fisherman reeled in his catch, and Green Dude was sitting right here. WHAT.)

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Sent in by Catalina from Berkeley, CA.

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