Have You Accepted Geoffrey Into Your Life?

“Ma’am, I’m from the Church of Toys “R” Us, and if I could just have five minutes to share with you the good news right here in the Toys “R” Us “Xmas Doorbuster” catalog…”

Why is Your Top Floof so Floofeh?

Oh I don’t know honey, sometimes I guess my great big ol’ ex-TREEEEEME cuteness just goes, “asplode!”, all by itself!

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Via Imgur.

Horse-squirrel? Squirrel-horse? Squorse?

Greetings, cheerful little woodland creatures! Good day, Chester the Chipmunk! Happy to see you, Raymond the Raccoon! Top of the morning, Harold the Horse-Headed Squirrel — who the where the what now?!

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Yes, this horse mask squirrel feeder is a real thing and you can buy it here and it will come to your house and then you will have it and it will hunt you down in your dreams.

The C.O. Guide to Alien Religions

Due to items carelessly left behind by interstellar researchers, the highly impressionable Craycray people of the planet Oopsidas-E developed a cult that worshipped office supplies.

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Via Reddit.

Forgotten Tourist Traps of Florida, Part 3

A staple of family driving trips during the 60′s and 70′s, Lake Wiki-Waki-Whatda delighted audiences with its “Orangu-Mermaid Spectacular” water ballet.

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Via Reddit.

Animal Scramble

Try it! I am embarrassed to say this one took me :28 seconds.

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“I found this game which is literally nothing but cute animal photos in puzzle format, and I immediately thought of Cute Overload. It’d be cool if you did posts of things like this. My friends and I have been wasting so much time on this game. Hahaha.” -Don G.

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To complete your registration, please enter the letters as they appear in the image below:

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You’ve Got Tail, via Rocket News. Kind of reminiscent of the Elephant font.

STILL Can’t Figure Out What The Monolith Means

It’s been 13 years since 2001, and these monkeys still can’t make sense of it all. And, hey, Hal? How ’bout those pod bay doors, buddy?

Submitted by KB.

The McVitie’s Guys Are At It Again!

Remember yesterday’s post of the puppehs and kittehs (and the Slow Loris?) with the McVitie’s biscuits?

They made a quick mini-video just for us- (“We are super chuffed* you used us on your page”) and look at that little maniac in the top right corner.

Many thanks to Jon, our new British BFF.

(*And we had to look that one up, now didn’t we then?)

Do U Fancy A Crumbly Cuddle?

“We in the U of K do like a nice sit down with a cup of tea and a biscuit. What could be better than opening a packet of biscuits and finding delicious biccies? Finding these adorable critters.” -Esther K.

(U can tell this is a legitimate UK email – “packet,” “biscuits,” “biccies,” -all great words.)

(*Disclaimer: header stolen borrowed from the McVitie’s YT channel. It was so…so veddy British.)