WANTED: Cat For Starring Role In CatZilla

Kitty breaking into a dollhouse. - ImgurHOLLYWOOD, CA., JULY 1, 2015/PRNewswire (For immediate release:)

The Cute Overload Moving Pictures Company is searching for just the right cat to play the lead in the new movie, “CatZilla: The Cat That Destroyed The Big J.” Must be large and somewhat corpulent (like Maru, but Mugumogu wants too much cash) and have a laser like glare (think Grumpy Cat but already committed to another movie.) Should be able to burp flaming hairballs, and smash through houses and basically flatten Tokyo with a single paw. Working knowledge of the Godzilla films helpful but not a requirement. If interested leave name/number in Comments section. Casting closes 30 July.

(Photo via Imgur.)

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THIS JUST IN: Happy #1 To Fenway!

Fenway CAKE time“My precious girl Fenway turned one years old yesterday and we had a little celebration. Photo says it all :).” -Cherie O.

Omigersh Porky-Pine Derp In Germany

286D9C7D00000578-0-image-a-2_1431170120959It seems that the staff at a German zoo was doing a spring inventory- making sure everyone is where they were supposed to be. OK, fine.

And then….along came Kevin The Porcupine- (not named Kevin at the time)- he wasn’t supposed to be ANYWHERE. Daily Mail has the BREAKING NEWS.

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Thanks to Karen F.!

PUGG In An UGG™

Full disclosure: the headline (as well as the image) are from 9gag.com. The header is so obvious and so perfect, we can’t improve on that one. (Well, we did add an extra G onto “Pug” so the header would be..symmetrical. Or something.)

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(Andrew Y.)

Slo-Mo Kermie!

Have you ever heard the term “Googly Eyes?” If you haven’t, allow Kermit The Frenchie to show you in this brief clip. (Same thing as “Whackadoodle Eyes.”)

Definitely One Of Those “O HAI” Posts

There’s not a lot of, well, ACTION going on in this video. Just Ohagi and some Zen Whackadoodle Eyes BORING INTO YOUR VERY SOUL.


[*Note: Haven’t we seen that fire truck before? -Ed.]

Anyone Here Order Some Ear Floppage?

picdump-1324-30You did? Good! One order comin’ RIGHT up! (DP&F.)
[*Note: THE CROSSED PAWS. THE CROSSED PAWS. -Ed.]

Left Shark Explains

First of all, we had like an afternoon to learn that choreography. Second, I was supposed to be on the right, and they switched us at the last minute. Anyway, Katy was really sweet about it, and she’s only making me scrub the toilets on the tour bus for a week.

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Via Adam Rifkin, who finds karma.

I’m Gonna Bug Ya ‘Til You Play With Me

You’re a big huge fluffy Dog Mop, and this Knucklehead Nigerian Dwarf Goat named Peppa Lass keeps messing with you. What do you do? Why, you just sit there and take it, of course. You have no choice– Nigerian Dwarf Goats rule the world- we’re all just renting space on it.

Moksha’s Voodoo Eye

IMG_2539Ever had the feeling that someone is watching you? You can’t quite place the feeling..yet you feel like SOMEone is keeping tabs on you…somewhere.

Like Moksha, for example.

“Good evening from Chicago! You have featured my sweet Moksha once before, but I have to submit this shot of Ms. Moksha relaxing on a cold winter’s night atop her heated cat pad. She and I thank you for the consideration!! Much love and cat peace, Carolyn.”

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