Walrus Intervention

[Listen. We're here because we want to help get you off the kelp. You should be eating CLAMS! It's really for the best.]

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(And hey, as long as we’re Talkin’ Blorp—how ’bout THIS Little Gonzo Wild Man?)

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Both photos from the NatGeo Instagram page as seen on BuzzFeed.

Well, You’ve Got Some Cheek

Gettin’ a little TOO up close and personal.

Oh Jabba, You Can’t Fool Us

We all know it’s you behind that fake moustache.

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Via BoredPanda.

Coo Coo Ca Choo

I didn’t know how cute walruses could be. No wonder Paul wanted to be one.

Check out little Mitik, who was lost and orphaned off the coast of Alaska, but rescued by a fisherman and taken in by Alaska Sealife Center.


Looks like I’m not the only one who has a new found appreciation for walruses. According to alert reporters over at Grist:

Walruses are the new “it” animal. They’re a towering masterpiece of ugly-cute — they like to snuggle and head-butt and play with a ball, and they’re covered in puppy fat, but they also look like Wilford Brimley! Plus, they have mustaches, which hipsters are still inexplicably into. Someone start an Etsy shop putting walruses on things. It’s gonna be huge.

Allie G. gets a fish for this submish.

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