But I Don’t Wanna Go to Work!

Nooooooooooooo! Everyone hates me there, and they make me feel stupid because I can’t use Excel, and I swear the copier knows when it’s me and it always eats my TPS reports, and besides the news said we were gonna have a snow day!

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This is in no way autobiographical, Tina K.

Happy Surrogate Male Guardian’s Day

Traditionally in June, we honor male parents, guardians and caregivers with a special awareness day to celebrate the pro-active, nurturing support they provide.

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Many male caretakers are choosing nontraditional family paradigms, such as this Rottweiler, who coexists in an adoptive interspecies relationship with this wolf cub.

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We utilize this day to celebrate the diversity inherent in these alternative parenting lifestyle choices, to replace negative stigmas with positive flapdoodle, and ensure toenail raspberry crankle gleep blarble mumbity flark gobblety shrdlu.

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Holistically sender-innered by Jacob K.

Purveyor of Cute Pictures? Or Shameless Corrupter of Innocent Young Minds?

Concerned citizens!  There is a new threat to the moral well-being of our nation’s youth:  The so-called “Interwebs site” known as Cute Overload.  Do not be fooled by its innocent facade, for behind it lies anti-social behavior, wantonly displayed in full view of impressionable young minds.

Why, just last week, this den of vulgarity displayed a photo of youngsters engaged in “butt-biting.” And sure enough, others began to imitate the vile practice.  If left unchecked, butt-biting leads to disease, Communism, and worst of all, dancing.

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Our grateful thanks to citizen Kris M. for bringing this shocking matter to light.

It’s Just an Expression!

“… Now, before you do anything rash here, I think I should tell you the phrase ‘bite me’ is just a figure of speech, I don’t mean it litera-AAAAAGHH!”

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chomp-HANCE!

Nice incisor-on-posterior action captured by Shane Monaghan and found by J.H.

It’s time to play WHACK-A-KITTY!

[Huge applause] With your host Betsy S.!

Don’t even ask if kittens were harmed, People, I don’t want to hear it la la la la la

I sleep weeth my claws out

JUST IN CASE!

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I like the belt AND suspenders approach, Tanguera!

My Name … is … Meow!

2003_4_matrix_reloaded_04_scolOne of the standout sequences in the otherwise unnecessary sequels to The Matrix comes when Neo fights off an endless swarm of Agent Smiths. Well, make some popcorn, because you’re about to see that scene the way it was meant to be made–with puppies!

I moste chomp you

Mmmm.

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You look mostly delicious!

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I think I must TAKE A CHOMP!

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SNEAK ATTACK-ACK-ACK-ACK

At first this Tabbeh looks pretty innocents, doing his regular, tabbular, kitten duties.

Then suddenly, that SNEAKY KITTEN LOOK

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and SNEAK ATTACK-ACK-ACK-ACK!

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He won’t STOP until he chomps a muzzlepowsche!

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YANNNNGH!

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This Tabbular Tussle; How Red Can You Get?, bite and scratch…, Fighters, and First fight…☆, brought to you by the fabulous Urs Wachter™.

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