… we meet again! You look surprised to see me, you villainous swine…
Perhaps you’re wondering how I escaped your thugs in Tangiers…
And that bomb in the Swiss embassy — that was meant for me, I assume?
It was the girl who warned me — you should never have trusted her…
And now it’s the end of the line for you, evildoer!
The sender-inner? The name’s W. — Robin W.
Once again, as he has done for centuries, the cursed vampire rises from his grave to feast. Mad with hunger, the wretched fiend spies his next victim, an unsuspecting villager. He waits in the shadows; his prey draws nearer… and then, with inhuman speed, the monster strikes!
More monkeyshines at the Daily Mail.
Those fragile, squinting eyes; those tentative first steps; that precious moment when they look to you with faces that radiate pure love. And before you know it…
… they’re engaging in scandalous butt-biting (in plain sight of the entire Ladies Aid Society and Sewing Circle, mercy!), smashing up the Mercedes and calling you at 3AM to bail them out of Juvenile Hall.
Kids these days, Linda G.
Ears: Flat!
Paws: Up!
Eyes: (really) Big!
Watch the heck out, People.
Cat attack (shrek puss in boots), originally uploaded by Nicolas Valentin.
I apologize in advance to all you well-rounded music aficionados out there for my dissonant genre-mashing; my own tastes are… eclectic. But it’s Saturday, it’s gorgeous, and darned if I don’t feel like a little Pawl, Yawn, Jawrge and Ringtail this morning. ♫ Here comes the sun, doodle-oo-doo… wait, no, Meg’s got a better idea:
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[Sing in Sir Paul McCartney voice]
5-2-08 240a, originally uploaded by ron.mamie.
XTreme Cute Overload Nom Close-Up [XCONCU]:
Sender-Inner Lori W. FOUND ANOTHER ONE!
Aiieeeeee! I shall defeat you with my Flying Crane Leap! Hah! Soaring Monkey Punch! Hai-YAH! Leaping Iguana Wedgie! Bouncing Walrus Tickle! Waddling Penguin Slap-Fighting! Drunken Thompson’s Gazelle Karaoke Hibachi Boxing!
We humbly bow to your sender-innering skill, Laura S.
Nooooooooooooo! Everyone hates me there, and they make me feel stupid because I can’t use Excel, and I swear the copier knows when it’s me and it always eats my TPS reports, and besides the news said we were gonna have a snow day!
This is in no way autobiographical, Tina K.
Traditionally in June, we honor male parents, guardians and caregivers with a special awareness day to celebrate the pro-active, nurturing support they provide.
Many male caretakers are choosing nontraditional family paradigms, such as this Rottweiler, who coexists in an adoptive interspecies relationship with this wolf cub.
We utilize this day to celebrate the diversity inherent in these alternative parenting lifestyle choices, to replace negative stigmas with positive flapdoodle, and ensure toenail raspberry crankle gleep blarble mumbity flark gobblety shrdlu.
Holistically sender-innered by Jacob K.
Concerned citizens! There is a new threat to the moral well-being of our nation’s youth: The so-called “Interwebs site” known as Cute Overload. Do not be fooled by its innocent facade, for behind it lies anti-social behavior, wantonly displayed in full view of impressionable young minds.
Why, just last week, this den of vulgarity displayed a photo of youngsters engaged in “butt-biting.” And sure enough, others began to imitate the vile practice. If left unchecked, butt-biting leads to disease, Communism, and worst of all, dancing.
Our grateful thanks to citizen Kris M. for bringing this shocking matter to light.
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