Yeah I’m FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTY EIGHT GRAMS SO WHAT
Don’t worry, I forgive you *wink of death*
I didn’t realize they were so evil at such a young age, Alexa G.
Posts tagged as: Violence
Remote Control Bears Brunt of Misplaced Anger
August 1, 2010 By
The Story of the Hungry Feroshus Bear
July 6, 2010 By
By Jeffery Osterblaargh, Mrs. McNulty’s Sekond Grade
Ok so this is astory about the time that I ate a humin bean all by myself. Wun day I was hungry. And there was this humin bean walking down the street.
And so I desided to eat him for dinner. Because I am a feroshus pradider pridit eating bear and because everybody is skeerd of me because I am so mean.
The humin bean was skeerd. He tried to get away but I was to big and strong for him. He cried and cried for help, but I dint listen because I was so hungry.
And he was so delishus that next I ate a whole busload of first graders, and then I ate a kangaroo, and my piano teacher, and Batman, and some ice cream, and…
I hear that special school’s really nice, Maggie S.
Marmalade Entanglement
June 28, 2010 By
Ehn! [Wrastle-wrastle]
Ehn! [Feet running in the air rabbit-style]
Ehn! [STOP ITTT! MOM!!!]
Sender-Inner Nicole M. says kittens Sig and Remi take turns with couch pinning.
Welcome to Play Fight Club
January 10, 2010 By
The first rule of Play Fight Club is: You do not talk about Play Fight Club.
The second rule of Play Fight Club is: You do not talk about Play Fight Club.
Third rule of Play Fight Club: If someone yelps, goes limp, or taps out, the play fight is over.
Fourth rule: Only two pups to a play fight.
Fifth rule: One play fight at a time, fellas.
Sixth rule: The play fights are soft kronches only. No shirt, no shoes, no chomping.
Seventh rule: Play fights will go on as long it’s fun.
And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first time at Play Fight Club, you have to fight.
Now that’s what I call a play date, Amy S.
Simon’s Cat sees snow for the first time…
December 30, 2009 By
…And the hijinx ensue! Another terrific episode awaits you below.
Ladies and Gentlemen, “Snow Business, Part 1.” [hand waves over YouTube screen]
[Throwing snowball in the direction of] Catherine J.
Cute Overload Inadvertently Destroys a Computer
December 11, 2009 By
This is outrageous!
Why do you need to surf the net to see other cats?! We’ll see how cute you think he is after I claw his face off.
Don’t bill us, Beylah R.
Caturday Mexican Stand-off
October 17, 2009 By
The GIFs That Keep on Giving
September 16, 2009 By
Browse enough message boards, or open enough e-mails, and odds are you’ve seen a few animated GIF images — tiny video clips full of endlessly-repeating hilarity, their sources long forgotten. Below, a few favorites (about 2MB each):
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Help Me, Moldy-wan Baloney…
September 13, 2009 By
(The following has been typed in Overact-O-Vision™, which will cause you to hear it in the Emperor’s voice from “Return of the Jedi.” Discontinue use if you experience dizziness, tingling in extremities, or urge to chew scenery.)
Goooood, my young apprentice. I can feel the “squee” swelling within you now. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.
I am defenseless. Take your Jedi weapon. Strike me down with all of your redonkulousness and your journey towards the cute side will be complete!
From Animals With Lightsabers, found by Bill S.
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