Cute Overload» Violence

Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Kitties

Not That Mike The Other Mike — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 20:14:10 +0000

Welcome, fake-sports fans, to the WWE* Ultimate King of the Ring Smackdown! And for our main event, we present Ginger “Bone” Snapper versus The Midnight Mangler! Winner to be decided by two falls and an ear nomming!

*Whiskereds Wrestling Entertainingly

Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Kittens, Violence

Oh, Bite Me

Not That Mike The Other Mike — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 21:24:24 +0000

As the moon rises above the treetops, and a ghostly mist enshrouds the moors, the dreaded vampire roams the sleeping countryside, hungry for his next victim.

Casting neither shadow nor sound, he spies a transient sleeping beneath a tree.

As an inhuman hunger wells within the rancorous pit of his soul, the fiend strikes!

But with just one bite, the monster realizes he has committed the gravest breach of professional vampire courtesy: he has accidentally attacked another vampire!

Peter S. regales us: “Dachshund pup Sigge tries his zombie and werewolf moves on his ‘big brother’ Castor, a Danish-Swedish farmdog. Castor counters with his best vampire impression.”

Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Pups, Violence

Go the Heck to Sleep

pyrit — Tue, 26 Jul 2011 22:30:08 +0000

It’s quiet time for sleppeh-tie-tie leetle kittains who need their rest (sing song), so settle down now and close your eyes…

5 seconds later: You close your eyes first. No you close your eyes first.

No you. No, you.

2.5 seconds later: (muffle) My eyes are closed, and I’ll close yours too!

No you wont! Yes I will!

1 second later: Dude, I can close my eyes any time I want to.

So can I! No you can’t. Yes I can! Can not! Can too!

Looks like Dada, Xiaoxiao are getting their beauty rest after all, Mona H.

Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Kittens, Violence

The Most Patient Cat in the World, Part III: The Dive-Bomination

Not That Mike The Other Mike — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 15:45:18 +0000

Oh sure, the cat looks all like “yeah, what-evah” while the camera’s rolling, but you just know that seconds later she issued a sharply-worded memorandum of rebuke.

Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Birds, I'm NOT Going to Eat You, Kittens, Violence

C.O. Dating Tips!

Not That Mike The Other Mike — Mon, 18 Oct 2010 19:11:04 +0000

Remember, kids, no matter how hard you try to set the perfect mood — romantic violin music, kung-fu fight sound effects, strangers watching on closed-circuit TV — never try to get frisky on the first date.

Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Kittens, Pups, Violence

Surprise Attack!

Not That Mike The Other Mike — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 16:05:09 +0000

Hey, quit it! I wasn’t ready!

No fair! You big cheater!

Mooooooommmmmm!

Photo credit: John Tuggle

Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Kittens, Violence

Evil Ottertude

Meg — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 06:48:05 +0000

Yeah I’m FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTY EIGHT GRAMS SO WHAT

Don’t worry, I forgive you *wink of death*

I didn’t realize they were so evil at such a young age, Alexa G.

Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Danger, Unusual animals, Violence

Remote Control Bears Brunt of Misplaced Anger

Prongs — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 05:24:16 +0000

Not understanding, Chunk feels the remote control is to blame for the constant stream of “Jersey Shore” on the television.

You’re lucky Chunk can’t put 2 and 2 together, Kimbrey & Brooks

Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Disapproval, Kittens, Violence

The Story of the Hungry Feroshus Bear

Not That Mike The Other Mike — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 16:50:16 +0000

By Jeffery Osterblaargh, Mrs. McNulty’s Sekond Grade

Ok so this is astory about the time that I ate a humin bean all by myself. Wun day I was hungry. And there was this humin bean walking down the street.

And so I desided to eat him for dinner. Because I am a feroshus pradider pridit eating bear and because everybody is skeerd of me because I am so mean.

The humin bean was skeerd. He tried to get away but I was to big and strong for him. He cried and cried for help, but I dint listen because I was so hungry.

And he was so delishus that next I ate a whole busload of first graders, and then I ate a kangaroo, and my piano teacher, and Batman, and some ice cream, and…

I hear that special school’s really nice, Maggie S.

Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Bears, Violence

Marmalade Entanglement

Meg — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 23:57:48 +0000

Ehn! [Wrastle-wrastle]

Ehn! [Feet running in the air rabbit-style]

Ehn! [STOP ITTT! MOM!!!]

Sender-Inner Nicole M. says kittens Sig and Remi take turns with couch pinning.

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