Cute Overload :D
Welcome, fake-sports fans, to the WWE* Ultimate King of the Ring Smackdown! And for our main event, we present Ginger “Bone” Snapper versus The Midnight Mangler! Winner to be decided by two falls and an ear nomming!
*Whiskereds Wrestling Entertainingly
As the moon rises above the treetops, and a ghostly mist enshrouds the moors, the dreaded vampire roams the sleeping countryside, hungry for his next victim.
Casting neither shadow nor sound, he spies a transient sleeping beneath a tree.
As an inhuman hunger wells within the rancorous pit of his soul, the fiend strikes!
But with just one bite, the monster realizes he has committed the gravest breach of professional vampire courtesy: he has accidentally attacked another vampire!
Peter S. regales us: “Dachshund pup Sigge tries his zombie and werewolf moves on his ‘big brother’ Castor, a Danish-Swedish farmdog. Castor counters with his best vampire impression.”
It’s quiet time for sleppeh-tie-tie leetle kittains who need their rest (sing song), so settle down now and close your eyes…
5 seconds later: You close your eyes first. No you close your eyes first.
No you. No, you.
2.5 seconds later: (muffle) My eyes are closed, and I’ll close yours too!
No you wont! Yes I will!
1 second later: Dude, I can close my eyes any time I want to.
So can I! No you can’t. Yes I can! Can not! Can too!
Looks like Dada, Xiaoxiao are getting their beauty rest after all, Mona H.
Yeah I’m FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTY EIGHT GRAMS SO WHAT
Don’t worry, I forgive you *wink of death*
I didn’t realize they were so evil at such a young age, Alexa G.
By Jeffery Osterblaargh, Mrs. McNulty’s Sekond Grade
Ok so this is astory about the time that I ate a humin bean all by myself. Wun day I was hungry. And there was this humin bean walking down the street.
And so I desided to eat him for dinner. Because I am a feroshus pradider pridit eating bear and because everybody is skeerd of me because I am so mean.
The humin bean was skeerd. He tried to get away but I was to big and strong for him. He cried and cried for help, but I dint listen because I was so hungry.
And he was so delishus that next I ate a whole busload of first graders, and then I ate a kangaroo, and my piano teacher, and Batman, and some ice cream, and…
I hear that special school’s really nice, Maggie S.
Ehn! [Wrastle-wrastle]
Ehn! [Feet running in the air rabbit-style]
Ehn! [STOP ITTT! MOM!!!]
Sender-Inner Nicole M. says kittens Sig and Remi take turns with couch pinning.
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