Hot damn.
It is HOT.
Hot enough to sneak into this cinderblock haven and look for relief! [Koala makes 'ehn!' sounds]
WAIT A MIN! [sploosh sploosh] WHAT’S THEES!?
[Test Slurpitty test slurpitty]
Yes.
Yes, this will do.
[Sizzling Koala sounds]
According to Sender-Inner Kathy M., "A guy at work’s wife sent him these photos of a little Koala who just walked into the back porch looking for a bit of heat relief. She filled up a bucket and this is what happened!"
OMG PONIES!
Inspired by the PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) superbowl vegetable ad, these carrots are GETTING IT ON!
[say in carrot voice] "C’Mere, Bebeh!"
"I love it when you wear your green hair like that"
This site is getting weirder all the time, Sarah K.
But before he does, admire the eye capsules on this Slow Loris eating fruits.
Via StupidVideos. And NTMTOM’s eagle eyes. 
There’s always that first, tentative outing to the porch, People. Your first trip outside, I bet you were crying like a baby.
It’s going to be OK Ellie R. Deep brefs.
"I’m weaning you right now!"
YOW, Goodwin D.! Holy Galapagos nibbling action!
WELL! I never thought I’d live to see such shameless acts of licentiousness out in public! In my day, a young lady had the decency to faint rather than allow young ruffians to ravage them for all to see! Hummph! And just who is responsible for this outrage upon morality?!
Oh, I don’t know, could it be … Megan?!
This Kinkajou at the Bronx Zoo is up early this Sunday morning. Usually nocturnal, this lil’ Dude will claw yer eyes out during the day if disturbed. So, not dissimilar to your Mother without a gin martini.
Proceed with caution:
Jessica N., how do Kinkajous respond to the allegation that their schnozzles look like a sloth’s? Huh!?
"Take a good look America!" "Take a good look, WORLD!" and "If THEY can get along, what’s OUR excuse!?"
What do these phrases and "Pack their Derms(?!)" have in common? They can all be heard on this smarm-a-thon CBS News video below. Why does every news bit with an animal have to be so DOGGONE lame?
Everyone and their BROTHER has sent this in, and the reporter’s cheesy stylin’ had kept me from posting it. So, now that you have my caveat. Watch it. I WASH MY HANDS!
I’m washing them again, Johanna S.
P.S. Extra points if you can point out MORE eye-roll-worthy phrases!
… or are we just happy to see you? 2008 was a diverse year for Cats ‘n’ Racks™: Ferrets, waterfowl, stuffed animals, and even the occasional cat. And now, a little somethin’ for the fellas:
Accessory Tip: A strategically-placed duckling can be very beak-oming …
And finally, perhaps the most enchanting creature ever to grace these pages: Warm, inviting smile; eyes that sparkle like moonlight across distant waters … and a really nice beav — No. No, I won’t say it. I won’t sully this vision of radiance and purity with such vulgarity.
Thanks for the mammaries, Jennie W., Arlo R., Brittany F., and (sigh) Sasha V.
In 2008, all the creatures of the world learned to live and love together in blissful peace and harmony. Well, except for us, of course, but y’know — we’ve got issues. Anyway, here are some of the interspeciesly snorglest photos of 2008 to show us how it’s done, and here to help them out is our very special guest star, ladies and gentlemen, Mister Barry White!
Thanks also to the Sender-Inner Orchestra: Stephanie P., Nancy P., Johanna S., and Teajay
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