Skillfully shrouded within the dense prehistoric jungle, the deadly velociraptor stalks his prey. A soulless killing machine, he is as cunning as he is ruthless. Patiently he waits as his unsuspecting quarry draws closer, and then, without warning … HE STRIKES!
We all need our dreams, Karen G.
Mr. Slippery just showed up to remind you to finish your T.P.S reports. Well are they done yet? Are they? He’s trying to run a business here!
Yes Mr. Slippery, they’ll be on your desk tomorrow morning by 8AM! [Salutes awkwardly]. Here’s a reminder of
what Rule #14 is, (how dare you forget it!)
Shhhhhhh! Come closer!
[Looks around to see if anyone is listening, claws grip tightly to branch]
Cutest Koala, originally uploaded by Erik K Veland.
I must… tell you something! Ssssshhhh!
Look into my beady eyes!
You…
you…
complete me!
Ahn, thanks, Lil’ KoalaPants!
Know then, that is is the year 10191. In this time, the most precious substance in the universe is the spice Melange. The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness. The spice softens hands while you do dishes. The spice exists on only one desolate, dry planet in the entire universe, guarded by the fearsome giant sand-llamas.
If you walk without rhythm, you won’t attract the worm, Amanda L.
P.S. the space-time continuum has been breached! This is the FIRST time a photo has appeared on both Cute Overload AND UGLY OVERLOAD OMG PONIES!!1! – Ed.
The Patagonia CAVY is new to me.
I’ve never even HEARD of such an anipal. And even so, here he is! Ready for a tiny-eared closer look…
Let’s see. ‘tocks look quite good [nose up in air]
Please note this species has mini-clawsitude, snorfy leeps and small-ish ears [peering over glasses to note on clipboard]
They also obvy adore lounging on jean-pannnts and receive weekly mani-pedis.
And, can DISAPPROVE WITH THE BEST OF ‘EM!
Sender-Inner Heather N. Photographer Third Jane.
And now here’s an exclusive behind-the-scenes look at Modern Otter magazine’s annual swimsuit edition. This year, legendary Portuguese photographer Salão do Invernos leads his models and crew to the exotic beaches of Yorkeys Knob, Australia.
Here we get a rare glimpse of Salão’s unusual "over the shoulder" shooting technique.
In a tense moment, creative differences erupt between the photographer and crew.
Later, Salão suffers another setback when he discovers he forgot to put batteries in the camera.
Thanks to oh-so-stylish sender-inner Ann M.
BLOOOP!
BLOPPP!
BLOOOOHP!
close up of smiley seal, originally uploaded by ohleah.
Blorp, bloop, blop, blohp, Leah C. You heard me.
Question: What do you get when you take African animals, delicious fruits, and good ole fermentation?
Whoever did the sound effects for this movie is a GEEEEENNNIUS! [singsong] Jaimie R., hic!
This might also be a good time to remind you of another redonk Safari over in Kenya (thanks Megan D.)
According to Sender-Inner Cammie C., all the other giraffes at the zoo were happily snorfing down pellets while this gal snorked a pole.
Mmmm, salty McTimberssons! Snork snork snork.
Giraffe leeps are so great—check out the bendy-back action.
SNORK-HANCE!
Cammie C., and everyone out there, have you snorked today?
we can make this whole damn thing work out
with a little nom, we can lay it down
Can’t you feel this website exploding? [Sing in Sir Paul McCartney voice]
5-2-08 240a, originally uploaded by ron.mamie.
XTreme Cute Overload Nom Close-Up [XCONCU]:
Sender-Inner Lori W. FOUND ANOTHER ONE!
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