"Ralph? Ralph, you awake?"
"Cut it out, you’ll wake up the counselor!"
"Hey, you wanna know why I wasn’t in wood shop today? You wanna know, huh? Do ya? Huh?"
"Lemmie alone, Shermy, I’m sleeping."
"It’s because I totally scored with Sue-Ann Glupenpooter, that’s why."
"You lie, Shermy."
"Am not! We went out behind the boat house, and she let me get to third base!"
"Oh, for your information, Shermy, Bruce from cabin 12 told me that he overheard Becky and Janelle talking about how Weird Linda told them that Sue-Ann thinks you’re a total loser spaz butthead. So shut up and go to sleep."
(pause)
"All right — second base."
"Good night, Shermy."
Yeah, we’re not buying it either, Philip K.


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