Yee-up, I’m a big-time fireman, and this here’s my big-time fire boat. Forty thousand gallons per minute of pure firefighting muscle, baby, right here. Bring it.
So… got any fires you need put out? Maybe a fleet we can welcome with our cannon? ‘Cause me and my crew are totally ready… all right, just me, but still…

Sent by Marshall B., who swears he just found the little feller sitting like that.
Our more astute readers may have noticed a slight turtle-y theme in today’s material. It’s not just for Teh Qte; it’s also a shout-out to the toughest girl I know.

Recently, a relative of mine was badly injured in a car crash. She’s home from the hospital now, but her crawl to a full recovery is only just beginning.

She’ll be spending part of that recovery in a back brace that, I’m told, makes her look a bit like a turtle. So I hope you’ll join me in saying “Get Well Soon, Turtle Girl!”

And thanks to slow-and-steady sender-inner Dominika D.
Ladies and Gentlemen, We Give You: The Happiest Tortoises on the Planet.
“Mashed potatoes? My favorite!”

“A strawberry?! My favorite!!“

“Raspberries Another strawberry?!?!?!? MY FAVORARRGTHMMGPTHOMNOMNOM!!!!!!!1!!!“

Turtle and stuffed fish
Can your haiku celebrate
Their forbidden love?

I give it six months, tops, Caroline D.
From a Flickr collection of 3-D images, several cuties just seemed to jump out at us, like the pup below. You’ll need the old-fashioned red/blue 3-D glasses to see the effect.

Meanwhile, there’s another group devoted to cross-view 3-D images. You don’t need glasses to view these, but you will have to cross your eyes, and it may take some practice before you get it right. Click the lemur to see an example.

Photos: relumadrid (top), Dan (aka firrs) (bottom)
Well, the recession may have hit some of us kinda hard, but you can still be a handyman no matter where you are. So, on today’s show, I’ll be mixing a half bag of flour and a broken bottle of Kayo syrup into a durable all-weather sealant. Later, I’ll show you how to turn an old license plate into a distinctive end table.

by Meg on August 16, 2009
She’s fawning! She’s disapproving! Fawning! Disapproving! She frightens and confuses me!

Typical chick, Jaclyn S.!
Perplexed puppy-dog
Flipping out over Flipper
Dolphin-safe haiku

(random squealing and clicking), Maria N.
No, really, it’s a together look. Those checkerboard leggings really work with the plaid in that kilt, the feather boa nicely softens the effect of those leather gauntlets, and that “Partridge Family” lunch box makes a chic evening bag. And I agree with you: That yellow-and-pink bra is too pretty to be worn underneath your blouse; good call on that one. So you’ll be home early, then?

According to the Los Angeles Times and elsewhere, two red panda cubs were abandoned by their mother, so zookeepers at China’s Taiyuan Zoo found a replacement: A dog owned by a nearby farmer. Thanks to the milk of this generous pup, two endangered cubs are growing up.

