Father’s Day Salute To The Seahorse

Let’s all give it up for the male seahorse. He’s the only species on the planet in which the male carries the babies.

Oh yeah, AND he can get knocked up again within 24 hours of giving birf. Schweet.

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Happy Father’s Day, little Dude. Plaintive was photographed by Cynner_SF.

Every Video Game Wizard…

… needs a video game lizard! You get a place to rest your controller, the lizard gets a nice warm body to lie on — everybody wins!

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“The only way to play LEGO Jurassic Park is with a pet dinosaur helping,” says Redditor delkarnu.

 

Got Cantaloupe?

Jake 6-11-15“I would like to submit Jake the Sugar Glider for the world to see! He loves licking his cantaloupe as seen here! Have a super Cute day!” -Heather S.

[*Note: Let’s give it up for that LEETLE PEENK TONGUE, shall we? -Ed.]

Spoiler Alert!

Chris Pratt? He was dee-LEEE-shuss.

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Via Reddit.

Like I Ain’t Sweatin’ Enough Already

Yeah, I like being a turtle OK. Shell keeps the rain off, kinda handy. Plenty of food right there at ground level, just help yourself. And of course, y’always know the way home, heh heh — boy, I hear that one enough times. Only complaint, really, this the hot part of the year ain’t the best time to be born wearing a turtleneck sweater.

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Via Virginia State Parks.

Bebeh Baboon Adopts Bebeh Bushbebeh. Wait. What?

And to make this video even better, the on-screen narrator has a cool British accent. Which totally makes sense, it being a UK UZoo video and all.

You Win This Round, Gravity

You may think you can keep me down, but I’ll be back… with some boots on, or maybe a rope ladder. Whatever, I like it down here better anyway.

An armadillo having a small problem with upward mobility at the Parc Zoologique & Botanique de Mulhouse in France.

Pet Shop Ploys

Jeff Wysaski is the inventive mind behind Obvious Plant, in which he enlivens the retail experience by replacing store signs with his own creations. Recently, Jeff visited the pet store, where he upgraded Teh Qte with a generous helping of Teh Wut. See more on his Tumblr.

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My Croak Is My Passport. Verify Me

To: All Employees
From: CuteLabs Security

Due to recent breaches of cuteness protocol, all doors have been upgraded with Rapacity Inhibiting Boundary Inquiry Technology (RIBIT) locks. To gain entry, employees must: 1. Touch key card to panel; 2. Answer random security question posed by RIBIT GuardFrog; 3. Kiss RIBIT GuardFrog to enable DNA matching. Please report sudden transformations to First Aid.

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Via Reddit.

Behold, the Mighty Triceratops

A gentle giant in an age of monsters, the Triceratops roamed the earth during the Late Cute-acious period. Although a peaceful plant-eater, Triceratops could be a fearsome adversary, thanks to its tough protective skull and its three lethal horns, which brought instant death to all who angered it… starting with the guy who glued them on in the first place.

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“My dog has clearly had enough of my crap,” admits Redditor BIGMc_LARGEHUGE.

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