Ready Or Not….

spiny960x540[Here I come! I've had FIVE Monsters so far and I FEEL FINE!]

(Harapan The Spiny Anteater at the Zoo Rostock in Mecklenburg-Vorpommern, northern Germany. From Hungeree.com, spotted by Vajda B.)

Notice to All Tenants

The monorail raccoon has temporarily broken down somewhere between the 37th and 43rd floors. We apologize for the inconvenience.

“The situation at my friends apartment right now,” says Redditor soupoder.

And Now For Something Totally Different

Cute. And they come with their own aluminum siding. Sort of.

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U May Squee When Ready

[Not picking up BBC anymore. Man, I gotta tune these things again. Frickin' pain in my 'Tocks.]

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An Australian western pygmy possum as seen on DP&F.

Extreme Shrimp Makeover

Welcome back! Before the break, we met Walter Warblewump, an accountant from off the coast of La Jolla, CA. Walter’s fashion sense was drab and conservative, and he felt he needed a new direction…

Shrimp

So our crack makeover team went to work. A change of clothes, new contact lenses, and some accessorized feelers… and just look at Walter now!

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Top photo via William Warby.

Oh, You Are Getting a Flu Shot

It’s just a question of what sort of pointy object you’d like jabbed into you.

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WHO’S A Hungry Stingray? WHO Is?

YOU are! So slide on up here and let’s have some munchies!

And Now…A C.O. First!!

Wanna know what this raging little maniac is? My first thought was “Quokka.” Nope. When I right clicked on the image, it said:

Pademelon.

Hey, Wikipedia! Help us out!

Pademelons are small marsupials of the genus Thylogale. They are usually found in forests. Pademelons are one of the smallest of the macropods. The name is a corruption of “Badimaliyan,” from the “Dharuk Aboriginal language” of Port Jackson (Sydney region.) Pademelons, Wallabies, and Kangaroos are very alike in body structure, and the names just refer to the three different size groups.

And THAT, my friends, clears THAT up.

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Arbroath.

Super Mario Otter!

Problems with your pipes? Call Otto’s Plumbing Repairs! We have just the part you need!

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Via unremoved on Reddit, where just about every plumbing pun has already been plumbed.

The iPhone 6 Is Here!

[It's hard to keep the screen clean, otherwise it's totally cool!]

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