[Here I come! I've had FIVE Monsters so far and I FEEL FINE!]
The monorail raccoon has temporarily broken down somewhere between the 37th and 43rd floors. We apologize for the inconvenience.
“The situation at my friends apartment right now,” says Redditor soupoder.
Cute. And they come with their own aluminum siding. Sort of.
Welcome back! Before the break, we met Walter Warblewump, an accountant from off the coast of La Jolla, CA. Walter’s fashion sense was drab and conservative, and he felt he needed a new direction…
So our crack makeover team went to work. A change of clothes, new contact lenses, and some accessorized feelers… and just look at Walter now!
Top photo via William Warby.
It’s just a question of what sort of pointy object you’d like jabbed into you.
YOU are! So slide on up here and let’s have some munchies!
Wanna know what this raging little maniac is? My first thought was “Quokka.” Nope. When I right clicked on the image, it said:
Hey, Wikipedia! Help us out!
Pademelons are small marsupials of the genus Thylogale. They are usually found in forests. Pademelons are one of the smallest of the macropods. The name is a corruption of “Badimaliyan,” from the “Dharuk Aboriginal language” of Port Jackson (Sydney region.) Pademelons, Wallabies, and Kangaroos are very alike in body structure, and the names just refer to the three different size groups.
And THAT, my friends, clears THAT up.
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