Lil’ Seal Pants

Julia in Seattle, self-described amateur Cuteologist, sent in this little seal dude. He’s like a lima bean shape. Anywho, so, I go to name the photo, and the computer tells me I’ve chosen the name ‘seal puppage’ befo’. Could things get any more redonk? How many people have multiple ‘seal puppage’s on their desktop? What are the chances? 😉




Nice submishe, Julia K., from the Australia GeoScience Education site.

Why yes, my nostrils ARE as big as my eyes.

Why do you ask? [Looks away disapprovingly]


Please. Do not bother us.

[sips tea, then calls disapproving bunny friends on the phone to chat]


Awes job, Rock Lobstah.

Lemurs n’ Racks

hmmmmmmm…. yeller eyes starin’ back up atcha.

Nuthin’ better.

‘Cept maybe a Johnny Depp hoodie.


XOXOXOXO, to Fletcher T., and the extry lemur on the shoulder…

Deep Otter Thoughts

"Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants."

//// Apologies, folks, this post makes NO SENSE WHATSOEVER. Thank you – Meg///



Red pan-daaaaaah [trails off]

Look, People, red pandas must be stopped. Their tiny ears, petite schnozzles, sniffling whiskers—please—someone stop the 1.51-kilogrammed-madness.


The right-hand guy ducking behind the other guy is ESPECIALLY bad, Zoe H.

^—^  <—ears


OK, you People are TOO DAMN FUNNY. I love opening the submissions mail to find shizzle like this. Too funny. Extra points if you can NAME THIS BOOK!

Check out Señor InchwormPants:




"Ehn-eh-ehn" [Reading as he goes along]


Seriously brilliant job, Sherrie G. 😀


Helllooooo Rule 23!

Hey! Did you ever notice that fawn noses look like Hedgehog noses!? Whats up with that!? They’re like, practically identicals!


Dear of you, Melissa O. 😉

Ehn, ehn, ehn!

Looks like someone just arrived home from the PETSTORRRRRRE in a BOOOOX!!! [Singsong]

Ehn, ehn, ehn!

Whitney L., love the giggles…


Could someone please explain what is going on here?

Because, even the fawn can’t believe it. He’s all—"Baroo!? I’m in a halter in a minivan, with a blond, WTF!?"


Oh yeah, and somehow, it’s November already. Thanks, Kari K. (Who’s friend of the girl took the photo. 😉

Seal Puppage!

I swear I am not making this up, Sender-Inner Andrew W. caught this little guy on film. He’s practically Disney-ish, all stubby, resting on a kelp bed. Lo’ hep me!


This one is even better:


Get out, People! [Pushing yous against a wall in disbelieving fashion]