Happy Valentines Day to you

Happy valentines day to you…

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Snake on Thumb

Snake_on_thumb_1‘MK Ferg’ (looooove that name, I could say it all day; ‘Ferg!’) sent inthis delightful teeny snakie-kins. It’s a Pueblan Milk Snake! And it’sanerable.

Hint: if you click on the photo, you can see the snake smile. Also, I tried to make this photo as close as possible to actual size.

Roo ‘n’ Rack

Yes, I said it. So sue me. I’d like to see a class action against Cute Overload. The judge would throw it out on principle. Oh, and It’s a male "rack" this time. I hope you’re HAPPY!

[I am—just LOOK at those 'Roo lips!]

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HUGE props to E. Collison, Special Forces, CO Army and Animal Pictures Archive.com.

Dude, I’m Audi

So dude, thanks for having me over—your Superbowl parties are always great. [high five] I gotta get home—I got a thing. Yeah.

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So, yep, I’ll just be onnnnnnnnn muh way. Late!

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:) Ben T.!

Two-toed Preciousness

Brianna W., you really outdid yourself. I mean, we get your average mellow sloth photo, but this is a refined piece of genius. And two photos at that. Despite the significant B.E.F. and ‘Kilroy was here’ look, these little dudes are awesome. Thanks!

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Chez Hole

Mr. Hole: Sugar, that was great.

Mrs. Hole: Chicken Kiev has always been your favorite, silly. More tea?

Mr. Hole: Please. Do you think Jessica will call tonight?

Mrs. Hole: No, she’s got her sorority thing at school. Prolly not.

Mr. Hole: It’s tough living in the empty nest sometimes. I miss her.
Hon, why is the fridge twice as tall as the door?

Mrs. Hole:

Baby—go to sleep.

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Darrellyn S.—you’re the best.

Rule of Cuteness #15: Disproportionate ratio between relative ear to head size

Let’s just make this rule official and stop messing around. This guy is totally otterlicious—note teeny webbing in hands.

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This is "Snowdrop" the otter, from the Dartmoor Wildlife Park in Devon, UK. He needs 120CCs of milk STAT!

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Thanks for the tip, Lyssa B.!

// AMENDMENT! Due to the Great Jerboa Conflict of December ’07, rule #15 has been amended to include OVERSIZED ears as well as small ears. This amendment shall be named The "Burton-Oakes Corollary." Thanks to Rule-Amendment Sender-Inner Kim B-O. //

Moooooom! stop it!

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Do you have these in an 8 and a half?

If you squint, Olive and Gizmo look like a pair of shoe tips. SHOES WITH TAILS THAT IS!Corikindred_olivegizmoThanks, Cori!

Smile: You’re on an underwater camera

BlowfishIt must be good to be a puffer fish.Found in an anonymous open web directory, so unfortunately we don’t know who to credit.

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