Chez Hole

Mr. Hole: Sugar, that was great.

Mrs. Hole: Chicken Kiev has always been your favorite, silly. More tea?

Mr. Hole: Please. Do you think Jessica will call tonight?

Mrs. Hole: No, she’s got her sorority thing at school. Prolly not.

Mr. Hole: It’s tough living in the empty nest sometimes. I miss her.
Hon, why is the fridge twice as tall as the door?

Mrs. Hole:

Baby—go to sleep.

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Darrellyn S.—you’re the best.

Rule of Cuteness #15: Disproportionate ratio between relative ear to head size

Let’s just make this rule official and stop messing around. This guy is totally otterlicious—note teeny webbing in hands.

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This is "Snowdrop" the otter, from the Dartmoor Wildlife Park in Devon, UK. He needs 120CCs of milk STAT!

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Thanks for the tip, Lyssa B.!

// AMENDMENT! Due to the Great Jerboa Conflict of December ’07, rule #15 has been amended to include OVERSIZED ears as well as small ears. This amendment shall be named The "Burton-Oakes Corollary." Thanks to Rule-Amendment Sender-Inner Kim B-O. //

Moooooom! stop it!

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Do you have these in an 8 and a half?

If you squint, Olive and Gizmo look like a pair of shoe tips. SHOES WITH TAILS THAT IS!Corikindred_olivegizmoThanks, Cori!

Smile: You’re on an underwater camera

BlowfishIt must be good to be a puffer fish.Found in an anonymous open web directory, so unfortunately we don’t know who to credit.

Geico for your mon-nay [rap in Kanye West voice]

The good news is you saved a boatload on car insurance. The bad news is, your watermelon will soon be licked into oblivion by adorable gecko tongues!

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Gracias to Melissa!

Coulda Woulda Shoulda

Paris Hilton is looking at this post saying—”Dammit! I shoulda known better than smuggling in that damn monkey. Naming it ‘BabyLuv’ wasn’t such a great idea either.”
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Thank you, Murray!

Otter pile

The writer feels that any additional editorial comments for this picture would be entirely superfluous.AscocubsWhen you, discriminating readers, have recovered from the euphoria induced by this picture, you can go to Brooksfield Zoo for more of the same.

Froglette

Stay with me people—usually ‘cute’ and ‘amphibious’ don’t go together—but this teeny froglet is absolutely prosh. Check out his tiny tail and transcluent fingers. He’s like a tween, he’s still got his baby tail, and his voice is changing! Riiibbles!
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Sally Harper, you’re a genius!

Hippo-beachball

Just add stripes.

This Kodak moment was brought to you by San Diego Zoo.

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