Tail, ‘tocks ‘n’ toes

People, this is a bebeh sea lion’s tail, tocks and toes.

Eef you look real close, you’ll see the tiny toenails too. Fascinating. [Say in Spock voice]


Otherthings, way to gerhe.


I think we need a new category.

I’m thinking it’s something along the lines of "Sugar and Spice" or "Wait a minute! Scroll down!" or "Cute or Gross?". This new category would cover any photo that was anerable yet…disgusting!

Like dees: [head tilt] 1 part "I Shall Leeck You", 1 part fawn ‘tocks, and ONE PART POOPULENCE!


Help me, CuteOverload! Is it cute or gee-ross!? HALP!

Meanwhile, nice work, sender-inner Mimi M. You’ve set new category wheels turning…

You will see a behbeh seal sucking it’s own fin-pacifier in this video

You will also see the best teeny nostril flares—and I mean the best. On a scale of 1 to 10, these go to eleven [Nigel Tufnel voice]. Check it.

Nice sending-inning, Meighan M., and once again, enormous kudos to the Vancouver Aquarium… ;)


Will you please check out this behbeh "Matschies Tree" kangaroo. All powsched-up, on his way around town. I’ve never actually seen a behbeh in a powsche before, so this is a head-tilt-"ahn!" moment for moi.


Unique submishe, Jill-e-b!

//THIS PHOTO is from Yahoo! Photo of the Day//

THIS JUST IN: cross-species BEF

B.E.F., or Beady Eye Factor is NOT just for the world of Pocket Pets, People.

Will you please check out the obvious SEVERE case of beady eyes AND MUZZLE POWSHES as captured on the SEALS below.

THAT is a serious case of BEF, Brinke and photo-taker extraordinaire Heribert P. ;)

[it’s PUFF!  MuzzlePUFF! …why u do dis?? – Ed.]

Look. [nervous laugh] You got it all wrong.

Look, I hear you, OK?

You read this silly website, and you’re convinced that all otters are evil, right?

So called...

You’ve heard that we lie on our backs in the water all day, hatching ridiculous [holds paws up, does invisible quote marks] "evil" schemes, pretending we’re friends, etc. Right? [Scratches head in disbelief]

I can't believe we're even having this conversation

[Sighs] I don’t know what to tell you. It’s simply [wipes eye nervously] not true.

You feel me on this?

All right? Otters are not always making evil plans—that’s… ridiculous!

Look, I’m glad we’re on the same page here. [Paws behind head in ‘we’re done’ motion]

[clapping hands together in 'finished!' motion]

I got shells to crack and really don’t want to try and convince you again, Erin E.

Dumbo octopus: “pppbbbbbttthhh!”

This octopus is all: "I leeve in dee depths of dee oh-ceayns." [covers eyes with ear flaps] "No flash photographies!"



I must say, this pic has been sent in by beellions of people, so thank you… most recently, "M.R.", courtesy of the NY Times.

See MORE interestin’ pics in this here book: The Deep. Good idea, Steph H.!


As Jackie Hiebert points out in her Vox, this little guy just popped out to say hello.



"Ze best part?  Zer ees secret ajjent underwatèrre, on ozzer end of zees breathing tube.  You wait for a bit, eh?  I go back downstèrres an’ show you somzeeng funney, eh?"


[short pause]

[pops back up]

"…but firs’ promees now you will catch me, cheri."

Bébé Oh-tères

Check out the "Flip-pères Up" and the "I’m sleepin’ with mah rattle" actshon. Not to maynshon the TINY EARLETTES! (See C.O.X.C.U.)


C.O.X.C.U.:Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka

Pacman? is THAT YOU?[Looking at otter ear]

Katherine S. took these photogs at Monterey Bay Aquarium.
Awesome Otter caaaam! [singsong]

“Ehn” sounds CAUGHT ON TAPE

Wow, I didn’t know "Porcupets" even read this site…

Well, apparrrrently [eye roll] they dooooooooo [singsong]


Jocelyn A., Holy Wildlife Rescues! (…and BirdChick too!)


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