tiny tiny hippo

OMG. This little Hipster is slippy-slidin’ all over the place, you can totally see it. He even has ‘chub." I think he has some umbilical cord action going on too. Rock on, little muddy earflaps.

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on.

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Tiny pygmy newborn Hipster courtesy of sender-inner Margaret L. and News.com.

BABY KOALA ‘TOCKS

LOOK!

LOOK!

Reuters is CATERING to "Koala ‘tocks" readers. And it’s woooooooooorking! [singsong]

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I’m hooked. HOOKED, sender-inner Cheryl L.! ;)

Wine just came shooting out of my nose

Um. Red wine just came shooting out my schnozzle at 75 miles per hour.Please look at what sender-inner Bridget F. just sent in. She says: “This isn’t a picture of an animal per say… but it is a picture of my butter and how it landed on the carpet. It looks exactly like a little duck, and I had to send it to you!Happy New Year!”

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[Wiping off computer screen]

Qwack qwaaack

Will you please check out this duck-billed platypus. I mean, not only is he half-prosh, half bill, but makes the most anerable sound when annoyed:

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Take a listen! [156KB]

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Jake B., I think you just got some attention for your favorite animal…

Listen Honey, this is how you wear a hat

Always wear a hat close to your brow, Honey.

No matter how slimey it is. Trust me on this one. [slurps own face]

// Photo removed at request of owner//

Theresa C.—sure we trust you [shifty eyes]

A very alert reader finds more curled up paws

Alert reader Sheri has pointed out an InterWeb site called CuteOtters.com. It’s full of deliciously slimey tiny-eared Dewds. Below are a couple of faves.

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And check out this McSchlumphersons. He’s all: "Harummph, my bruthuhs." [Followed by heavy eyelid blink]

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Sherimabob, I’d crack open a shellfish on my chest for you if I could.

‘Sup…

…[schnorf]

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Kimchee took this photo at the Atlanta Zoo.  The C.O.X.C.U. warpage is my fault. ;-)

(EDIT — corrected the photo credit.  Wups!  Sorry, Kimchee… am an eediot today…)

If you squint, this fawn disappears

Stherious—like all colorblind predators will like, totally miss her! Unless…

They…

can…

smell…

TEH CUTE

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Allen and Myra C.—Spot on.

Fair warning

I shall kees you.

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In the form of a GRANDÉ CHOMP!

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OOF, Kurtis H….

Just another Sunday, playing with the turtle…

(…No, that is NOT a euphemism, People!) These kittehs are playin’ with a mini-toit-pants, and here’s hopin’ they don’t one-bite him. Gulp!

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Thanks to turtle "Chinedum", kittehs "Che" and "Eva" and sender-inner Emily ;)

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