Fair warning

I shall kees you.

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In the form of a GRANDÉ CHOMP!

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OOF, Kurtis H….

Just another Sunday, playing with the turtle…

(…No, that is NOT a euphemism, People!) These kittehs are playin’ with a mini-toit-pants, and here’s hopin’ they don’t one-bite him. Gulp!

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Thanks to turtle "Chinedum", kittehs "Che" and "Eva" and sender-inner Emily ;)

Seal ear bud + beach

We haven’t seen a sealsitude in a while. I bet you missed the tiny ear buds. I mean, are they flappy or what? Those ears are like an epiglottis!

I love the dewds in the back, they’re all: "I…. ate… tooo…. moishe!"

Blurrrrg

No, Holly H;, YOU brighten OUR day.

Mini-geckage

Totes!

Teeny "Houdini" the leopard gecko is like, just about to slurp his own eyeball to keep it moist. Nice mini smile and shiny nosicle.

Slurpitude

Stacy G., tiny gecko-golf claps to you.

[Blood-curdling scream]

With a turtle name like "Wesley", you pretty much HAVE to go with a macho costume on Halloween. I bet all the turtle ladies in the tank are like—"OMG, who’s the hottie?" and whipping out their little Turtle Sidekicks to text him.

Reegahdless, Wesley has snapped up Best Turtle Costume on the Planet Ever as far as I’m concerned. Also, I think his nose has a hole in it. Just sayin’.

Scary

Gravel snorts to sender-inner Jennfer H., and toitle owners Craig and Melanie :^)

P-Dog Triptych

Aaand a ONE
(ahhhh… my sweet, sunshiney prairie dirt… all mine)

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…aaand a TWO
(Hey Euge, check out Milton over there)
(snicker)
(You pondering what I’m pondering?)

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…aaand a THREE!
(OOF… razzamafrazzin dork-bot roomies)

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Props to the Prairie Dog exhibit at the Minnesota Zoo. Happy Sunday, peeps!
  – Theo (I took these photos with my own two eyes, July the 4th, 2005) 

AND YOU THOT that other Seal puppage was cute? Ha.

There have been quite a few bebeh seals in the last few weeks. But this tiny Sealio Iglesias takes the cake. Will you please look at the ‘aristocratic’ look on his face [according to sender-inner Robin P.]? There is ALMOST disapproval there. Seal disapproval, People.

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He shall SWIM AWAY WHEN HE PLEASES!!!

This little seal dewd is my fave.

Lil’ Seal Pants

Julia in Seattle, self-described amateur Cuteologist, sent in this little seal dude. He’s like a lima bean shape. Anywho, so, I go to name the photo, and the computer tells me I’ve chosen the name ‘seal puppage’ befo’. Could things get any more redonk? How many people have multiple ‘seal puppage’s on their desktop? What are the chances? ;)

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LOL!

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Nice submishe, Julia K., from the Australia GeoScience Education site.

Why yes, my nostrils ARE as big as my eyes.

Why do you ask? [Looks away disapprovingly]

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Please. Do not bother us.

[sips tea, then calls disapproving bunny friends on the phone to chat]

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Awes job, Rock Lobstah.

Lemurs n’ Racks

hmmmmmmm…. yeller eyes starin’ back up atcha.

Nuthin’ better.

‘Cept maybe a Johnny Depp hoodie.

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XOXOXOXO, to Fletcher T., and the extry lemur on the shoulder…