“Kiss a lovely moose”

We’re all familiar and adore "Engrish", but today, it’s time for the Russian version of it. Behold the "Kostrama Moose farm" in central Russia. Not only are the photos TDF, but the phrases and translations are extremely entertaining.

There is an overwhelming admiration for the meese. The farmers claim "Moose cows loveus more than their own children."

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"They run to us whenever we call."

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and "and some – big bulls, kind like kitten. "

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According to the site, "Swedish army had moose troops… Moose turned out to be wiser then their knights, they left battlefieldto hide in the nearest forest if danger occured."

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The Kostrama Moose farm website has delightful (snort) content categories too: "Why Moose?" "Buy a Tame Moose", "Heal a Peptic Ulcer" (Apparently a moose-related specialty) "Drink a Moose Milk" and my favorite: "Kiss a lovely Moose". 

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NOT TO MENTION the knobbular delights that are the moose baby photos.

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sooooo…. wobbly…. must…. try….

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The author of the site has a future in coffee table book, for sure. 

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Daisy H. does it again. Brilliant, brilliant find, Girl!

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OMG. This little Hipster is slippy-slidin’ all over the place, you can totally see it. He even has ‘chub." I think he has some umbilical cord action going on too. Rock on, little muddy earflaps.

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on.

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Tiny pygmy newborn Hipster courtesy of sender-inner Margaret L. and News.com.

BABY KOALA ‘TOCKS

LOOK!

LOOK!

Reuters is CATERING to "Koala ‘tocks" readers. And it’s woooooooooorking! [singsong]

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I’m hooked. HOOKED, sender-inner Cheryl L.! ;)

Wine just came shooting out of my nose

Um. Red wine just came shooting out my schnozzle at 75 miles per hour.Please look at what sender-inner Bridget F. just sent in. She says: “This isn’t a picture of an animal per say… but it is a picture of my butter and how it landed on the carpet. It looks exactly like a little duck, and I had to send it to you!Happy New Year!”

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[Wiping off computer screen]

Qwack qwaaack

Will you please check out this duck-billed platypus. I mean, not only is he half-prosh, half bill, but makes the most anerable sound when annoyed:

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Take a listen! [156KB]

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Jake B., I think you just got some attention for your favorite animal…

Listen Honey, this is how you wear a hat

Always wear a hat close to your brow, Honey.

No matter how slimey it is. Trust me on this one. [slurps own face]

// Photo removed at request of owner//

Theresa C.—sure we trust you [shifty eyes]

A very alert reader finds more curled up paws

Alert reader Sheri has pointed out an InterWeb site called CuteOtters.com. It’s full of deliciously slimey tiny-eared Dewds. Below are a couple of faves.

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And check out this McSchlumphersons. He’s all: "Harummph, my bruthuhs." [Followed by heavy eyelid blink]

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Sherimabob, I’d crack open a shellfish on my chest for you if I could.

‘Sup…

…[schnorf]

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Kimchee took this photo at the Atlanta Zoo.  The C.O.X.C.U. warpage is my fault. ;-)

(EDIT — corrected the photo credit.  Wups!  Sorry, Kimchee… am an eediot today…)

If you squint, this fawn disappears

Stherious—like all colorblind predators will like, totally miss her! Unless…

They…

can…

smell…

TEH CUTE

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Allen and Myra C.—Spot on.

Fair warning

I shall kees you.

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In the form of a GRANDÉ CHOMP!

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OOF, Kurtis H….