OMG WHAT is he doing here!?

I SPECIFICALLY told my ferret I needed some "me" time and he SHOWS UP IN MY BUBBLE BATH ANYWAY

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EXTRA nice photo, Kim M. ;) Oh, and Ricki—get out of the tub, you uninvited, furry kneesock with eyes!

And now, a beady-eyed bat with a binky

Will you please check out this anerable McBattersons in his nursery. Awesome. He’s all; nom, nom, nom.

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Kathy found this one in the latest edition of Bat World News, natch.

Napping on a cucumber hammock

This guy is soooooooooo dreaming about delicious salad dressingks.

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Mmmmmm, Billie C.! [cheersing you with a cup o’ Ranch dressing]

Son, those are some outstanding ‘tocks you got there.

Truly amazing.

THAT’S MY BOY! [subtle head butt]

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Snorf 1 and Snorf 2

Will you please check out these McSnorfersons, inhaling their boxedlunchabuhls. I can totally see their ears flicking with excitement.


Like mom like son, originally uploaded by somesai.

Mini legulence

Will you please check out this miniature legulence + belly combo.

I wish we had a larger picture upon which we could enhance C.O.X.C.U.-style, but we don’t.

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Michael G., I wonder if they have a full Price-is-Right living room set-up in that hole?

Now we’re ‘TOCKIN’

Ladybug ‘tocks
Ladybug ‘tocks
unless you’re a male then
Gentlemanbug ‘tocks


Tiptoe, troo dee clovères, originally uploaded by yospyn.

Pamela L., way to SPOT this one <-See how I did that!? AHAHAHAHAHAHHAALOLPONIES.

Meanwhile, over at Seaweed’s birthday party…

People, you know the more redonkulous, the better as far as I’m concerned. Well, this turtle-birthday-party-in-the-tub fits the bill. Please check out the décor…

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The perfectly fitting parteh hats (who knew!?)

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AND, the BEST turtle birthday present ever—sardines.

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Charme C., way to spend your Saturday night…

I MOSTE KEES YOU

I MOSTE!

I… moste. I moste kees!

Just let me do eet.

Please.Please let him do eet, Sender-Inner C.H.S. ;)

// UPDATE — yes, oops, this is a dupe post! Encore! //

Step one: place a few cubes in the shaker

Step two: fill shaker with top shelf vodka or gin (not BOF!) add a teence of vermouth and olive juice

Step three: shake it like a Poloroid pict-chah

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I hope you know what step four is, Valerie J. ;) and that you have chilled glasses waitingks…

Image from the Caller.com Times, article by Mike B. More on this story here!

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