Hair Emergency!

Help! Can you fit me in for a shampoo and set?


Via docoverachiever.

It’s Time to do a Spot Check!

Test your mad animal skillz! Can you jot what kind of dots we got?
Teeny-weeny polka dot bikiknees? Kate’s postpartum fashion fad? Connect-the-Dots for fleas? Or a knee slappin’-toe tappin’, dappled baby tapir?

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Found at the Minnesota Zoo, by Karin S. of Cool for Cats.

Happiest Happy Hour

Qwikey! Time to quaff a Quokka or two, mate.

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Queue up for the Qte!

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And now, a Quokka qwonching a qwumbly qwacker:

“I just came across this on RYOT news and thought I’d pass it along. No words. Simply no words.” -Nicole P.

Donkzee. Jeepers, whaaat?

Or is it zonkdee? Wait, (clickety-click-click, sigh page-loadiiiing)… It’s a Zonkey! A bebbeh Zonkey! Ayy, itsa Italian, capeesh? Say, sì!

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Baby Zonkey named Ippo is the only one in Italy, according to Italian news Ansa. If you think you love zebras, read about Ippo’s dad, and think again. That’s Amore’!

Capybara Capers

Gary, is a 1 year old capybara from Venezuela who lives in Texas now, on the couch, in the car, in the pool and in the bed, with his hoomins, Melanie and Richard.
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I’m a capybara, and you’re not. Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah…

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Size matters!

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Gary’s watching his favorite scene from Princess Bride for the dozenth time, “Rodents of Unusual Size? I don’t believe they exist.”

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Gary’s warm and sensitive side.

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My very own kitty cat. All my dreams have been answered!

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Do you give the orders around here?

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A capybara’s got to do what a capybara’s got to do. Sneef-sneef.

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Thank you. And could you get me a little umbrella and a tumbler to go with it?

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I wish I knew what was happening here.

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Another day in capybara-dise.

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With thanks to the Daily Mail

Well, Aloe There

As she walked among the aloe leaves, Beatrice experienced a sense of serene tranquility, and yet at the same time, the disquieting feeling she was about to be eaten.


Via Theodore Scott.

She Wore a Raspberry Berry

The kind you find in a second hand store. I think I lof her.

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“I found this on Reddit. Commence operation: terdle deezguise!” -Pablo A.

Cancel All Plans

We’re going to the Birmingham Zoo in Alabama! To meet the first red panda cubs born in the US in 2013!

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Ta daaaa!

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The proud first-time Mama is named Sorrel. What will the cubs’ names beeee?! (singsong)

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Sorrel is being the best new Mama ever, but we think all red panda Mamas should check out How to pick up a baby Red Panda in 5 easy steps!

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The cubs are still in seclusion until this fall. But zoo visitors can view Sorrel and her cubs on a video monitor.

Otter? What otter? Where?

Are you messin’ with me? Why I otter…

Fave Frame:

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Discovered over on Tastefully Offensive

MWAH HA HA HA HA

Submitter Jeanniey M. says, “This is Hopper showing us how to be Zen.”

Rather, it looks more like Hopper is deciding to take over the planet, judging from the way he’s gleefully rubbing his little power-hungry hands together.

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Picture by Giovanna M.