Miniscule horn nubbage poem

Check out "mini horn nubs"
a tiny buff’lo grubs
close-up lil’ eye caps
posin’ for safari Paps*

Mini_nubs

*as in "Paparrazzi"… the most brilliant line ever!

COXCUuuuu…!

Nubbbbles

Linda A., way to deliver the nubbular goods.

You did not just submit this, Rob I. [shaking head]

I cannot believe the genius that is sender-inner Rob I.

NO, that’s NOT just the Shiraz talking. Or eeees eet!?

Ticktocks

LOL, Rob I. “L” to the “O” to the “L”.

For a quick primer on “‘Tocks”, check the Glossary.

P.S> Nice HAIRY leaf!!! [shaking head]

Ooh baybeh baybeh

A caterpillar is a bebeh butterfly.

A MINI CATERPILLAR IS A BEBEH BEBEH!

A_baby_baby

Push it, Katie B.!

[Jaws theme]

duh-nahn, duh-nahn,     duh-nahn, duh-nahn

[scream]

Otters

Evil otters! COMING FOR YOU, Jan K.!!!

Almost NSFW

I’m sure the Fathers of the InterWebs had looping evil-otter-undulaishe-dancing-vids in in mind when they developed it so long ago. [sighing head tilt]Their dreams…finally came…. true! [gasp]

Josh N. AND C.S.O. insisted we post this IMMEDIATELY. Also on CuteCast, natch.

Um, [barking over counter] I ORDERED A LATTE

…NOT A CAPPUCHEEENO

YOU EEEEDIOT

Ornk

Lappix, I didn’t know they even HAD a Starbucks at Sea World San Diego. Go figure.

Tail, ‘tocks ‘n’ toes

People, this is a bebeh sea lion’s tail, tocks and toes.

Eef you look real close, you’ll see the tiny toenails too. Fascinating. [Say in Spock voice]

Tocks_n_toes

Otherthings, way to gerhe.

Hmmm.

I think we need a new category.

I’m thinking it’s something along the lines of "Sugar and Spice" or "Wait a minute! Scroll down!" or "Cute or Gross?". This new category would cover any photo that was anerable yet…disgusting!

Like dees: [head tilt] 1 part "I Shall Leeck You", 1 part fawn ‘tocks, and ONE PART POOPULENCE!

Hmmmmmm_2

Help me, CuteOverload! Is it cute or gee-ross!? HALP!

Meanwhile, nice work, sender-inner Mimi M. You’ve set new category wheels turning…

You will see a behbeh seal sucking it’s own fin-pacifier in this video

You will also see the best teeny nostril flares—and I mean the best. On a scale of 1 to 10, these go to eleven [Nigel Tufnel voice]. Check it.

Nice sending-inning, Meighan M., and once again, enormous kudos to the Vancouver Aquarium… ;)

Commuter

Will you please check out this behbeh "Matschies Tree" kangaroo. All powsched-up, on his way around town. I’ve never actually seen a behbeh in a powsche before, so this is a head-tilt-"ahn!" moment for moi.

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Unique submishe, Jill-e-b!

//THIS PHOTO is from Yahoo! Photo of the Day//

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