HALP!

I got picked CLEAN, People!!!

Dewd, even the poodles are laughing at me. THIS IS JUST GREAT!

Picked_clean

Kristen R., he’s almost as small as Winston now.

I wanna be this tur-tuhl.

Um, what turtle eats mashed potaters?

It’s like an ENTIRE WALL OF POTATOES!!! If he pokes through the wall, a gravy lake might pour thru.

[Photo removed at request of owner]

Delicious AND nutrishe, Sender-Inner Benjamin C.! NICE PHOTO WORK, Iona B.!

Sir David Attenborough’s voice is like buttttter

Tell us more Sir David!Mooooooooooooore!!!

If you haven’t gotten The Planet Erf in HD series yet, you shud!

Ruh Roh.

Looks like we had a little ferret AAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCIDENNNNNT! [Singsong]

Ruh_roh

James W., at least this falls into Rule of Cuteness #32. Otherwise, he’d be in big trubbles.

FOLLOW UP: Swimming kittehs

As a follow up to our very popular: "GLUURRRRGH!!!" post, eagle-eyed sender-inner Helene S. sent in this anerable, weird follow up vid!

"Kitteh paddle" back legs are the best.

Built-in binocs

I can see the game juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust fine.

I need a mini hot dog now, tho. And a beer.

Built_in_binocs

ENHANCE, OMG BEF!

Bef_2

Says Sender-Inner Rhonda C.; "During the fourth inning this praying mantis flew up from way down by third base to land DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF US in the cheap seats at the Portland Beavers game on Friday night. Scared the living [Crapulence -Ed.] out of me until I realized what it was. Our friend Tim Goodspeed, a nature/travel/macro photographer, took this pic. The lil green guy watched the whole game with us."

Oh, I bet he watched more than just the game, Rhonda—THOSE EYES CAN LOOK INTO YER SOUL!

Giant Turtle ‘Tocks

Caked and wrinkly, turtle ‘tocks
Crinkly, crusty turtle ‘tocks
Rumpled, puckered turtle ‘tocks
Ridged, and dimpled, turtle ‘tocks.
Olé!

Cimg3081

Furrowed, folded, crumpled, crusty-tacular, Cheryl H.!

Four Days Old!

[upbeat daytime theme music]

and now, today’s News Of Teh Qte™!
Featuring your host, BABY HIPPO:

Bebehipo
[ticka-tak, ticka-tak, ticka-tak]

Many thanks and scratchy wet snout nuzzles to CBS News‘ "Photos Of The Day" peeps!

The Frog Board Meeting

Good Ribbets, Everyone, and thank you for attending today.

Our first order of business [Points upward with one suction-cupped finger] The newts have challenged us to koi race at the pond. Who’s in? [crosses suction cup fingers]

Crossing_fingers

Pass the flies, Crom74. ;)

What if you could swish your ‘tocks like this?

…it’d be easier to get water off of them ‘n’ stuff.

I like to think that if I concentrate hard enough, I could swish my human ‘tocks like that. I could even hold them to one side, to "point" out something. Like at a cocktail party; like; "Hey! check that guy out!" [‘tock swish]. Yeah.

I mean, am I right, Julia K.?

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 14,438 other followers