What if you could swish your ‘tocks like this?

…it’d be easier to get water off of them ‘n’ stuff.

I like to think that if I concentrate hard enough, I could swish my human ‘tocks like that. I could even hold them to one side, to "point" out something. Like at a cocktail party; like; "Hey! check that guy out!" ['tock swish]. Yeah.

I mean, am I right, Julia K.?

You ever had that feeling that you posted something before?

…Because I think I might have posted "Capers" the otter before. Something about his floating, undulating belleh reminds me of a previous post. However, I can’t even find it if I had posted him before.

Well, if so, he’s DUE for a re-post! Voilà!

Capares_2

Nomming on Bebeh toys, Meg F.

It’s SOOOO HOT in Maine…

[crowd roaring] HOW HOT IS IT!?

It’s SO HOT, a moose is in the kiddy pool!

Moose1

You heard me. [slooosh!]

Moose2

OK, sender-inner, I promise I won’t use your name, as you requested. But you know who you are… ;)

Her neck looks like a rolled up carpet

Look at her.

She tewtelly looks like a 70’s shag carpet—look at her neck. [Both alpacas look]

Omg

OMG SO TRUE LOOK AT HER!!!

Snorglesnorgle

Nice white lipstick, Kat!

I am just a geebonn monkeh

I am but a three-month-old geebonn monkeh.

Already, I AM TRAPEZE ARTISTE!

Watch my tiny ‘tocks as I sweeng thru the airs! Weeth my beady eyes, I mees no-tingks.

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Kylie, I KNOW you wrote in about the behbeh dolphin, which is ALSO prosh, but this gibbon monkeh from the Munich Zoo in the same picture series, is just too moishe.

Meerkat Friday: tiny masked banditoes

Taking tenative steps forward! Ehn!

Obviously, they’re heading over to the Caption Contest.


DSC_8181, originally uploaded by brrm.

Arthur B., excellent find, my bruthuh.

THIS JUST IN: Bebeh anteater eye capsules

Alert reader Wendy G. has just informed us that a bebeh anteater was borned at the Smithsonian Institution Nat’l Zoological Park. The lil’ three-pounder was a surprise to the zookeeper who discovered the bebeh, clinging to it’s mother’s chest. Ahngh.


Baby Anteater (8-5-07)-10, originally uploaded by dcmandrill.

Oh, and the bebeh’s name is… [drum roll] "Little Schnozzy". No, I am not kiddingks.


Baby Anteater (8-5-07)-9, originally uploaded by dcmandrill.

Check him out, he’s all looking for a Starbucks and stuff. Zzzzzzz.

People, don’t make me create a new category

You know the deal—three photos with the same topic, and it becomes a category of it’s own. Just HOW many geckoes have we seen licking things? MORE THAN THREE! But do we make it a CATEGORY!? DO WE!?

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Sanders K., I can’t possibly make a decision in this state. You decide. And nice coffee stirrer licker.

I cannot get enough of these animal prints!

Animal prints are like sooooooooooo "in".

And I look FABULOUS in them. Just look at me! I want to decorate the ENTIRE habitat like this.

Surrounded

Darlene C., he’s like, built for fashion.

Little guy stealing butter

Reptiles… [shaking head] Always stealing dairy products.

CAUGHT WEB-HANDED! [groan]

Butteres

Scott F., good job catching this guy. I hope you had a tiny pair o’ handcuffs with which to apprehend heem!

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