Karma at the Dumpster

OK, sidenote, there used to be these raccoons that would show up whenever we ate dinner outside. We called them: "Señor and Señora Rabies".

The guy that saves this dumpster diving raccoon would prolly frown upon those names.

Oh, and the Natalie Merchant accompanyment must be stopped, Destiny M. It’s sooooo Green Day at your Graduation for crying out loud.

Massive Knobbularity

This gee-raffe is all about showing off his giant knobbularity.

The neck fuzz/mini mane/nostril combo is just bonuses.


Zoe S., it’s a good thing there is no giraffe tongue in this pic, your camera would’ve been gone in one prehensile slurp.

The Sloth Checklist

– Blinky eye capsules? Check.

– Extreme Ear-to-head ratio? Check.


Cuteologist Linda P., you have moved up a level with this submish. Excellent work.


Will you please get a load of this powshe action.

Here at C.O. we LOVE anything that lives in a cozy powshe, or has a powshe (like a muzzlepowshe). Powshe, powshe, powshe.

When this em-powshed tree kangaroo bébé came thru the mailbag, it was Insta-Gonna-Post-This-City.


I only WISH we had a C.O.X.C.U. for ya. This is ONE of many from ‘Zoo Babies 2008" from Budget Travel.
Righteous submishe, Jennifer C.

Everyone knows that baby red pandas are mythical

K Mythical creatures! They do not exist! IMPOSSIBUHLS!

Hey Amanda W., ruhmember this guy (from Teh Archives)



It’s Spring Break. But your Spring Break bod isn’t ready.

Options are:

1. Stuff your flabbulence into a last-year’s bathing suit and pray the Muffin Top Queen doesn’t pay a visit
2. A muu muu and 8000 sit-ups is a good start but will take 34 seal hours to see results
3. Throw off suit, run down beach naked with Corona and lime slice in yer teef. Pure class.


The choice is yers, Jillian C. And don’t think we didn’t know you did 12 Tequila Poppers in a row in ’88. WOOOOOOOOOOOO

Guess who just filled out their absentee statewide primary balllllot!

This lil’ stoat! He’s votin’ ‘n’ stoatin’!

[OK, technically, it’s a Marten, but Martens only vote for Nader and I didn’t want to encourage that]

Curious Marten, originally uploaded by Adam Lyon.

Wombat hat

It IS a little chilly outside, pass me my wombat hat.

Yeah, the one with the eye capsules. Thanks.


Nellie F., the site this photo is from is called Wombat Country? AWESOME!

THIS JUST IN: Badger badger badger badger mushroom! mushroom!

FirePeeps in Oslo Norway saved a bonche (official term) of baby badgers from a building. Sing it with me now!



Gracias, Kaya K. and Kjersti W.

Full story, in Norwegian that you can’t understand, here.

Rescute: Racoon ears, ready for nibbling

Served up just like you like ’em. Rescute and nibble-able.


Sender-Inner Sarah L. was instructed by a wildlife official to keep him warm and safe inside until she can get him back to his Momma tonight. The official said nothing about nibbling eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrs!


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