Mooth Tockths

Moose_2Sender-Inner Karen M. lives in Alaska, where she CLAIMS she knows her ‘tocks.

She says the ‘tocks we’ve been featuring on the site lately are too small or something. Then she said something like luckily for us, she was able to get some moose ‘tock footage. Lucky because "wild mooses only hold still for a leetle beet, and then it’s off to the next brancheroo."

So here are some mooth tockths for your pleasures:

Moosetocks

Hey, ruhmember these mooths? That post was good times. Check out that stubbular tailio!

This snake is OBVIOUSLY trying to hug the monitor

But he has no arms…

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So he’s all: "Ehn!" [head curls around monitor in lieu of arms]

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Nice Hawaiian shirt mousepad and anerable snake-a-tude, Lesley C. Since this behbeh snake doesn’t have fur, please expect major Nuff action on this one…

First, I shall geev you sweet keeses. Then, we shall eat lettuces.

No seriously, that’s what we’re gonna do.

  

Nice cinematography, Kuteporter Kate! It’s like Atonement, only chunkier.

Now playing on CuteCast.

That seal will laugh at ANYTHING

Look, I know you think you’re a brilliant joke-teller and all, but that seal, Man, she’ll laugh at anything.

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Rosie W.! It tickles! It TICKLES!!!!!AAAAAAAAAHHHHHStop eet!

Brusha Brusha Brusha

Oh. Tank you so moooooosche.

I was looking for an ex-fol-ee-ay-shons.

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Redonk, Stephanie P. Totally redonk. That must be how the wale got so white—he’s soooo cleans.

Bottle-fed orphan BFFs

Lila and Outlaw (the raccoon) are tewtelly BFFs!  Both were bottle-fed orphans and are best buddies to this day. Hey Sender-Inner C.S., have any photos of them now?

Lilaandoutlaw

Don’t mind me. [chomping on behbeh raccoon ears]

No, Nibbles, Stop!!!

NIBBLES! Do NOT sniff that McSnakersons!

He’s nothing but TRUBZ!

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Or… IS HE!? [I see the smallest of smiles here...]

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Jessica V., I hope you appreciated Nibbles early XMas present…

The otters get ready for another Christmas party

Wife Otter: "Hon, did you order that sea urchin, crab, clam, mussel, and octopus gift basket for your mother? The one that comes with a rock?"
Husband Otter: "Yes."
Wife Otter: "Did you get Tommy the ‘Making Evil Otter Plans Handbook’?
Husband Otter: "Yessss"
Wife Otter: "—the Kelp Hammock Pro for Emma?"
Husband Otter: "Yessssss Hon!"

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Good work, Kathryn P.

ok ok OK

Everyone and their brother has sent in this Daily Mail article of this new species of rodent called a "Jerboa". People, this animal is not cute. [looking over glasses in lab coat] Let me tell you why. Rule #17, paragraph 14, item 7 SPECIFICALLY STATES that ‘tiny ears’ are cute. Rule #15 talks about a small ear to head ratio.

Why? Tiny ears are nibble-able! No one would even NOTICE if you chomped a hamster ear off would they!? No! They are small and fit in your mouf. This guy is like, part moth, and his ears would gak all the way down. Do you want that? Do you? Come on, People.

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You got me on the beadiness of the eyes. At LEAST he’s got that going for him.

“Ib not that strongg a swimmber”

Ruhmember that epic SNL sketch of Harry Shearer and Martin Short as Synchronized swimmers?

This SWIMMING SLOTH should join their team.

"No you’re not mad, you’re just pointing. Hey, you, Iknowyou, I knowyou!!!" Katherine P.

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