“Ib not that strongg a swimmber”

Ruhmember that epic SNL sketch of Harry Shearer and Martin Short as Synchronized swimmers?

This SWIMMING SLOTH should join their team.

"No you’re not mad, you’re just pointing. Hey, you, Iknowyou, I knowyou!!!" Katherine P.

Scooped by DListed!

My other fave site, DListed.com* has SCOOPED US by posting this prosh McMonkersons/banana combo for their weekly caption contest.

Touché, DListed, TOUCHÉ!

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Oh, and nice Brad Pitt photo today, too. ;)

*The thinking man’s Perez Hilton

You’re sucking my eyeball out.

The Toledo Zoo has a new behbeh giraffe who has a Mom likes to get her snack on. Can’t blame her. Schloooorrrrphf!

The Toledo Zoo—also home of "FrogTown" which is the best exhibit name evar.

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Love the lil’ crooked mouth on the behbeh, Johanna S. ;)

Not even four gulps

Care for a snack?

Glurp.

Watch out, they "ribbet" all the way down…

Love the miniscule haunches, Candace M.

Remember the “ehn!-chworm”? Now he’s out camping

Der tuh der tuh derrr

Out campingks.

With my friennnns.

Gonna make inchworm-sized s’mores…

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C.O.X.C.U.:

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Jordan U., that silly little guy thought he was in your tent didn’t he. Didn’t he!?

Do you all remember when we caught this guy reading!?

THIS JUST IN: A mini badge

Je suis petit McBadgersons!

Ne mange pas mes oreilles!

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Marty C., those lil’ eye capsules and that mini paw ackshon is the proshest. If you find a mini-badge, call the Gwent Badger Rescue 24-har hotline stat!, and donate here!

Behbeh sloth…cryingks!

Ehn! Ehn! Ehn! [crawls down limb] Ehhnnnnnnnn!

Waaaaah! Delilah W., Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

Hoverfox docked for inspection, Over

We have clearance for inspecshe, Over

[Lifts giant ear up, searches for axis of snorgling]


Baby Fennec fox, originally uploaded by floridapfe.

Johanna S., I admire your ability to find this tiniest of schnozzles/floppiest of ears combo

Fuzzulent ‘tockage

Not to mayn-shons wrinkled.

And highlighted by some sunbeam action.


Trombas e Caudas, originally uploaded by joana vidigal.

Johanna S., way to GERHE!!!

Who invited the ferrets?!

They are like, so grabby. But they do bring good desserts…

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I bet you don’t have a single leftover, Tutts S.