Sender-Inner Karen M. lives in Alaska, where she CLAIMS she knows her ‘tocks.

She says the ‘tocks we’ve been featuring on the site lately are too small or something. Then she said something like luckily for us, she was able to get some moose ‘tock footage. Lucky because "wild mooses only hold still for a leetle beet, and then it’s off to the next brancheroo."

So here are some mooth tockths for your pleasures:

Hey, ruhmember these mooths? That post was good times. Check out that stubbular tailio!

But he has no arms…

So he’s all: "Ehn!" [head curls around monitor in lieu of arms]

Nice Hawaiian shirt mousepad and anerable snake-a-tude, Lesley C. Since this behbeh snake doesn’t have fur, please expect major Nuff action on this one…

No seriously, that’s what we’re gonna do.

Nice cinematography, Kuteporter Kate! It’s like Atonement, only chunkier.

Now playing on CuteCast.

Look, I know you think you’re a brilliant joke-teller and all, but that seal, Man, she’ll laugh at anything.

Rosie W.! It tickles! It TICKLES!!!!!AAAAAAAAAHHHHHStop eet!

Wife Otter: "Hon, did you order that sea urchin, crab, clam, mussel, and octopus gift basket for your mother? The one that comes with a rock?"
Husband Otter: "Yes."
Wife Otter: "Did you get Tommy the ‘Making Evil Otter Plans Handbook’?
Husband Otter: "Yessss"
Wife Otter: "—the Kelp Hammock Pro for Emma?"
Husband Otter: "Yessssss Hon!"

Good work, Kathryn P.

Ruhmember that epic SNL sketch of Harry Shearer and Martin Short as Synchronized swimmers?

This SWIMMING SLOTH should join their team.

"No you’re not mad, you’re just pointing. Hey, you, Iknowyou, I knowyou!!!" Katherine P.