We’re tough—we’ve seen this all before.
Sure—curl ALL your paws in at once. Just go right ahead. We can TAKE IT.
Those little nubbular ears? No problem, we can handle that toooo. [stops self while reaching out for a nom]
Oh and the eye capsules? piece of cake. [sound of twig snapping]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! I wanna scoop him up and put him in an ice cream cone.