Oh, Hai. I would like to display to you my teeny headulence. [Turns to the left, shifting tiny squeezable ears] OK? [rolls to the right, displaying ears further]
It’s OK, CNN has another one, I’m sure.
Megan A., nice fish-eye lens on that ferret Bebeh.
Man, it’s so nice to see these little Carpet Sharks giving to each other for a change—instead of scurrying under rugs and and up your pant legs and stuff.
AAAGAGAAHAHAHHHH!!!! [sound of ferret scurrying up my pantleg unexpectedly]
This image is an encore presentation, ’cause it’s so dern prosh. Thanks, Natalie F.
Wing wing! Wing wing! It’s for you!
David Rosenberg’s guinea peeg Noodle is just one of the stars. We’ve greenlit it for 43 more episodes.
I wanna get knobbulaaaaarrrrrr!
Let’s get into knobbular! [Sing in Olivia Newton John voice]
Thanks to ALL the beellions of peeps who sent this one in…
SIX MORE WEEKS OF FREEZING YOUR HEINY OFF!
According to legend, if Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow, there willbe six more weeks of winter weather. If he does not see his shadow,there will be an early spring. Thanks a LOT, Phil.
Verrrry thin ice.
If only there was some way to get you out of there…
"Just doin’ a little ice skatin’ nyere", Ross and Jo-Lynn L.!
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