Smiling bumblebee with a yellow fro

This guy is looking good. The smile, the fro, the one shoulder up.

He needs to make little tiny "guns" with his "hands" like "Heeeeeey Ladieeeez, who wants a honey cocktail? It’s on me"

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Hot off the Metro.co.uk News press. Photo by Chris Cox. Sender-Inner: Cristina R.

General Ottspital

These otters are tewtelly posing for their daytime soap opera open credits.

With their partially evil make-up, they are perfect for the job.

"Dr. Hamilton, I betrayed you with Tyler, and I’d DO IT AGAIN!" [middle otter rushes off to nurses station]
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Er, something, Jen M.

Prairie Punks

The San Francisco Zoo Prairie Dogs are always making trubz. Check out these teenage doggles.

…Fighting authoritay:

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…Playing Wii tennis (super small Prairie Dog version)

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…Sleeping in ’til 1PM

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Anne E., let’s send them all to boarding school pronto.

Karma at the Dumpster

OK, sidenote, there used to be these raccoons that would show up whenever we ate dinner outside. We called them: "Señor and Señora Rabies".

The guy that saves this dumpster diving raccoon would prolly frown upon those names.

Oh, and the Natalie Merchant accompanyment must be stopped, Destiny M. It’s sooooo Green Day at your Graduation for crying out loud.

Massive Knobbularity

This gee-raffe is all about showing off his giant knobbularity.

The neck fuzz/mini mane/nostril combo is just bonuses.

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Zoe S., it’s a good thing there is no giraffe tongue in this pic, your camera would’ve been gone in one prehensile slurp.

The Sloth Checklist

- Blinky eye capsules? Check.

- Extreme Ear-to-head ratio? Check.

- ATTEMPTS AT NIBBLING? CHECK, CHECK CHECK!!!

Cuteologist Linda P., you have moved up a level with this submish. Excellent work.

POWSHE ALERT!

Will you please get a load of this powshe action.

Here at C.O. we LOVE anything that lives in a cozy powshe, or has a powshe (like a muzzlepowshe). Powshe, powshe, powshe.

When this em-powshed tree kangaroo bébé came thru the mailbag, it was Insta-Gonna-Post-This-City.

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I only WISH we had a C.O.X.C.U. for ya. This is ONE of many from ‘Zoo Babies 2008" from Budget Travel.
Righteous submishe, Jennifer C.

Everyone knows that baby red pandas are mythical

K Mythical creatures! They do not exist! IMPOSSIBUHLS!

Hey Amanda W., ruhmember this guy (from Teh Archives)

[Teeter teeter] COMING TO GET YOOOOOOOUUUU

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It’s Spring Break. But your Spring Break bod isn’t ready.

Options are:

1. Stuff your flabbulence into a last-year’s bathing suit and pray the Muffin Top Queen doesn’t pay a visit
2. A muu muu and 8000 sit-ups is a good start but will take 34 seal hours to see results
3. Throw off suit, run down beach naked with Corona and lime slice in yer teef. Pure class.

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The choice is yers, Jillian C. And don’t think we didn’t know you did 12 Tequila Poppers in a row in ’88. WOOOOOOOOOOOO

Guess who just filled out their absentee statewide primary balllllot!

This lil’ stoat! He’s votin’ ‘n’ stoatin’!

[OK, technically, it's a Marten, but Martens only vote for Nader and I didn't want to encourage that]


Curious Marten, originally uploaded by Adam Lyon.
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