It’s a simple question, really.

Q. Have you EVER seen a set of frog ‘tocks?


No I will not do a close-up, Anne B.

I said no.

Does this pose make me look sexy?

‘Cause Lorenzo is grazing this way, and I need a date to Alpaca Nights.


Um, Okaaaaaay, Selphie V.

Tiny neck action

There is some fresh tiny neck action going on over at the Memphis Zoo.

This behbeh was born on Friday and has eyelashes that match Mom’s. Check it out:


This and many more fabu shots over at Memphis Online. Excellent spotting, Sender-Inner Mike B.!

Mini blorpitude

One day, Son, the entire ocean WILL BE YOURS!!!


It almost looks like it has a little (star)face doesn’t it, Sami S.? :•D

We will, we will ‘TOCK YOU

Buddy you’re a boy make a big noise
Playin’ in the leaves gonna be a big buck some day
You got plants in yo’ face
Tailio Igleise
Showin’ your ‘tocks all over the place

We will we will ‘TOCK YOU!
We will we will ‘TOCK YOU!


Sing it, Angela W.!!!


Check this out, People.

Those are some well-designed ‘Tocks.


NO, I’m not going to do a Close-Up or I will GROSS YOU THE HECK OUT, Amanda P.

One Baby Anteater’s Story (That You Can’t Handle)

I’m warning you. [Me pointing at you]

You cannot HANDLE the ear/eye capsules closing/elongated tongue ACTION.

Truth. [Z-snap]

Um, Discovery Cove? Just stop it. You too, Betharoopie W.

Nooooooooooo! [Shaking you by the shoulders]

People, I’m so sorry to tell you…

Our leetle friend "Rupert" the premature behbeh deerski has… passed away.

He was freshly borned 2-3 weeks early, and just couldn’t handle life as we know it, though the folks at St. Tiggywinkles (I am not making up that name) Animal Rescue tried their hardest to keep the little Knobbular One alive.


Baroooooooooooo! [Crying sound]

Mo’ PocketDeer™

BOOM! You wanted more knobbular limbs and moist deer nosicle action—YOU GOT IT!

More of your Precious PocketDeer™, People! Ehn! (Shoving photo your direction)


Kimberleh P., tiny hooves of thanks.

More of this little guy and his intensive care from The Sun. Another PockDeer photo here.



I guess I shoulda gone out a little earlier when the tide was up a bit.

Now I gotta wait a few hours… [shifty eyes for Orcas]


It could happen to any seal, Amber A.!


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