Go baby turtle-bots, GO!

Mini turtle bots are crawling towards the ocean and no one can STOP them!

Watch as they crawl towards the sea at innate lightning speeds,
Marvel as they stop for no other turtle traffic and blow right by!
Wonder just what the hayle happened to them the moment they flopped into the ocean!

Buh-Bye, Sydney G.

RED PANDA adopted by generous kitteh

Puhlease, People, get a load of this. MSNBC is reporting A baby RED PANDA (there is really no cuter animal on earth ‘cept maybe a hamster/pomeranian cross) was adopted by a domestic kitteh with four kittens. Let the interspecies snorgling BEGIN! [hands in air outstretched triumphantly]

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Glurping AND tiny ear action:

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And, JUUSSST in case you forgot what a red panda looks like, our very fave photo of a red panda with Japanese school-girl stance:

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Baby red panda and Mom from ARTIS/AFP/Getty Images… :D

//UPDATE!// More on CNN:

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Watch out for mah libbipps

With on-bun libbick, I’ll slurbburp your fay-base cle-bbean obboff!

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<  <–fish lips shape

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These pics taken at the FABULOUS Kenya Giraffe Manor by Sender-Inner Ariane V.

Scritch scritch scritch

Scritch scritch scritch

[pause] [paw makes beckoning 'more' gesture]

Scritch scritch scritch


Pygmy Marmoset, originally uploaded by joshbousel.

Cute-icles

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Please take me home. Madge frightens me.

You know, you’re soaking in it, Erica M.

Hon, the wind chimes sound funny

Clim clang! climmm clang.

[squishy suction cup hand sound]

Clim clang clong.

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[Frog looks over at bug zapper, also on porch]

Clim clang clang. [small breeze]

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I agree, Caty C., this frog is both "ooey" AND "gooey."

8-point Cats ‘n’ Racks

I love you People.

Will you please look at this poor deer head with eye visible to the camera, and straddling kitteh [foot on left side is redonk]

[Running under door jamb, bracing for Nuffs]

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Hey, how about a "I Break for Nuffs" bumpère stickère, Christine K.?

Hey Neil, this is how you shoot a raccoon

Not literally shoot—I mean photograph.

Hugo award-winning snorglable author and panda feeder Neil Gaiman has been trying to get our attention for MONTHS and finally did it with his recent raccoon photo shoot.

This isn’t that shoot by the way.

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Neil’s shoot doesn’t have a behbeh raccoon overhead OR one with a mini Gorilla-paw.

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Neil’s shoot doesn’t paws up or stubbular ears.

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Neil’s shoot CERTAINLY doesn’t have any raccoons this cute OK THAT’S A KITTEH

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Meeka by Sean R., Kackie by Felicia J., Paws up by Amanda W. and Imposter by Kacy H.

For Jaye!

Miracles of Science!

OSLO — Scientists at the Grubermann Institute for Hypnosis have announced that they have successfully hypnotized a subject into believing that he is a bowling pin. "The hard part," notes lead researcher Pyetr Van Fnyrrd, "was getting him to wobble realistically before falling over." The team hopes to apply concepts learned to its next project: Hypnotizing a family of four into thinking it is a set of steel-belted radial tires.

Oh, please be a gutterball, PLEASE be a gutterball...

Better keep him away from hedgehogs, Johanna S.

I just watched 8 hours of ferret cam to get these pics

We all know that ferrets are just kneesocks with eyes. So when this little mini endangered black-footed sock was born over at the National Zoo, of course they had to create a Ferret Cam for all of us to enjoy. I think he looks more worm-like than sock-like. You?

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Can you see his little sock-face under her right paw?

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And now, the baby face right next to his Momma’s (he doesn’t have dark markings yet)

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Now, all noodle-like, flopping around

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Kinda mini-polar-bear-ish here:

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Way to un-endanger-em, Sender-Inner Tara W. and the National Zoo’s Conservation and Research Center!

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