The Dark Knight Knursery

Where will the Batmen of tomorrow come from?  Possibly from the rescue centre on the Atherton Tablelands in northern Queensland, Australia, which is caring for these orphaned bat-babies.

Holy bundles of joy!

Bring on the tiny little Jokers!

Why so serious?

That was knice and knoteworthy, Kira K.

When You Wish Upon a Pod

Once upon a time, in a faraway land called Borneo, where they filmed either Survivor or Gilligan’s Island, I always get those two mixed up, there was a Cuteologist named Maya A.  One fine day, as Maya was walking through a rainforest so mysterious and remote that it didn’t even have a Jamba Juice yet, she encountered one of the clever forest gremlins who disguised themselves as seed pods to avoid anthropologists and bill collectors.

No, I'm not Señor Wences.  I get that a lot.

Quick as a wink, Maya scooped him up.  "I will grant you three wishes," said the gremlin as he struggled, "but you must promise to release me, and give me a …

"C.O. EXTREME CLOSE-UP!!!!"

This is a close-up?!

"Whoa there, Spielberg — not that close.  Back it up a little."

Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin.

"Yeah, that works.  Okay, back to the three wishes.  Naturally, there’s some fine print, so listen up:  First, no wishing for more wishes; I saw Aladdin too, smartypants, so don’t embarrass yourself.  Second, Pierce Brosnan’s married, so just deal with it.  And finally, if you wish for an iPhone, there’s a three-week wait plus an activation charge."

All rightie then, fellow cuteaholics — what would YOUR three wishes be?

You little STINKER!

You are SUCH a little stinker.

Look at you. Stinking up the place.

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Ew! Annie M.! via HAPPYLOLDAY. Photo by LadiesWhoKill.

Insane in the mem!

Um.

This is both heartwarming AND hilarious at the same time. Are these crazy Peruvians for reals? Please get a load of this Sea Lion Rehabilitayshe Action. Meanwhile, I’ll be bellowing crazy sea lion sounds to whomever will listennnnBAROOOOGAH!

Please go up to your officemate and bellow in his ear, Adrian W. Please. Then send us a video of it.

Why you, I oughta …

"Put me down, ya big palooka!  I’ll moidalyze ya!  I’ll tear ya limb from limb!  I’ll add your e-mail address to hundreds of herbal Viagra mailing lists!  Put’em up, put’em U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-UP!!"

'And get a manicure, willya? We like our nails neat here.'

Better do like the man says, Johanna S.

Go baby turtle-bots, GO!

Mini turtle bots are crawling towards the ocean and no one can STOP them!

Watch as they crawl towards the sea at innate lightning speeds,
Marvel as they stop for no other turtle traffic and blow right by!
Wonder just what the hayle happened to them the moment they flopped into the ocean!

Buh-Bye, Sydney G.

RED PANDA adopted by generous kitteh

Puhlease, People, get a load of this. MSNBC is reporting A baby RED PANDA (there is really no cuter animal on earth ‘cept maybe a hamster/pomeranian cross) was adopted by a domestic kitteh with four kittens. Let the interspecies snorgling BEGIN! [hands in air outstretched triumphantly]

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Glurping AND tiny ear action:

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And, JUUSSST in case you forgot what a red panda looks like, our very fave photo of a red panda with Japanese school-girl stance:

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Baby red panda and Mom from ARTIS/AFP/Getty Images… :D

//UPDATE!// More on CNN:

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Watch out for mah libbipps

With on-bun libbick, I’ll slurbburp your fay-base cle-bbean obboff!

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These pics taken at the FABULOUS Kenya Giraffe Manor by Sender-Inner Ariane V.

Scritch scritch scritch

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[pause] [paw makes beckoning ‘more’ gesture]

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Pygmy Marmoset, originally uploaded by joshbousel.

Cute-icles

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Please take me home. Madge frightens me.

You know, you’re soaking in it, Erica M.

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