Bunz and Frenchie’s Daring Caper

"All right, Frenchie — the coast is clear.  Time to make our move."

Some Lalo Schifrin music would be nice here.

"The old dame keeps the jewels in the penthouse apartment.  All you gotta do is (whisper, whisper)"

Huzza guzza whuzza fluzza...

"Right, boss — here I go!"

BOIINNNGGGG!

"Oh, and I forgot to tell you — the jewels are in a lead-lined safe with a quintuple-combination lock guarded by a laser-targeted motion sensor, fourteen armed guards, three rottweilers, and a delusional attack lizard.  So good luck!"

I'm behind you all the way, pal!

We lose more frogs that way, Janine F.

Jurassic Dork

Skillfully shrouded within the dense prehistoric jungle, the deadly velociraptor stalks his prey.  A soulless killing machine, he is as cunning as he is ruthless.  Patiently he waits as his unsuspecting quarry draws closer, and then, without warning … HE STRIKES!

Give it up, pal, you are SOOO dinner!

We all need our dreams, Karen G.

Rule 14 Alert and the Frog Boss

Mr. Slippery just showed up to remind you to finish your T.P.S reports. Well are they done yet? Are they? He’s trying to run a business here!

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Yes Mr. Slippery, they’ll be on your desk tomorrow morning by 8AM! [Salutes awkwardly]. Here’s a reminder of

what Rule #14  is, (how dare you forget it!)

Ssssh, I gotta tell you…

Shhhhhhh! Come closer!

[Looks around to see if anyone is listening, claws grip tightly to branch]


Cutest Koala, originally uploaded by Erik K Veland.

I must… tell you something! Ssssshhhh!

Look into my beady eyes!

Koala

You…

you…

complete me!

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Ahn, thanks, Lil’ KoalaPants!

Hey, Baby—how YOU Dune?

Know then, that is is the year 10191. In this time, the most precious substance in the universe is the spice Melange.  The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness. The spice softens hands while you do dishes.  The spice exists on only one desolate, dry planet in the entire universe, guarded by the fearsome giant sand-llamas.

OH HAI I CAN HAS FREMEN KTHXBYE

If you walk without rhythm, you won’t attract the worm, Amanda L.

P.S. the space-time continuum has been breached! This is the FIRST time a photo has appeared on both Cute Overload AND UGLY OVERLOAD OMG PONIES!!1! – Ed.

The Patagonia—WHUUUUUUUT?

The Patagonia CAVY is new to me.

I’ve never even HEARD of such an anipal. And even so, here he is! Ready for a tiny-eared closer look…

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Let’s see. ‘tocks look quite good [nose up in air]

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Please note this species has mini-clawsitude, snorfy leeps and small-ish ears [peering over glasses to note on clipboard]

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They also obvy adore lounging on jean-pannnts and receive weekly mani-pedis.

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And, can DISAPPROVE WITH THE BEST OF ‘EM!

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Sender-Inner Heather N. Photographer Third Jane.

You Otter Be In Pictures

And now here’s an exclusive behind-the-scenes look at Modern Otter magazine’s annual swimsuit edition.  This year, legendary Portuguese photographer Salão do Invernos leads his models and crew to the exotic beaches of Yorkeys Knob, Australia.

Ahhh, ees perfect spot!
oh dear, originally uploaded by flurokitty.

Here we get a rare glimpse of Salão’s unusual "over the shoulder" shooting technique.

You are no doubt amazed by my raw talent, yes?
IMG_4981, originally uploaded by flurokitty.

In a tense moment, creative differences erupt between the photographer and crew.

I am the photographer!  I OUTRANK YOU!
IMG_4989, originally uploaded by flurokitty.

Later, Salão suffers another setback when he discovers he forgot to put batteries in the camera.

Well, so much for my Pulitzer!
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Thanks to oh-so-stylish sender-inner Ann M.

BLORRRP!

BLOOOP!


my new best friend, originally uploaded by ohleah.

BLOPPP!


another seal friend, originally uploaded by ohleah.

BLOOOOHP!

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close up of smiley seal, originally uploaded by ohleah.

Blorp, bloop, blop, blohp, Leah C. You heard me.

Answer: A Drunken Safari

Question: What do you get when you take African animals, delicious fruits, and good ole fermentation?

Whoever did the sound effects for this movie is a GEEEEENNNIUS! [singsong] Jaimie R., hic!

This might also be a good time to remind you of another redonk Safari over in Kenya (thanks Megan D.)

Sunday Snork

According to Sender-Inner Cammie C., all the other giraffes at the zoo were happily snorfing down pellets while this gal snorked a pole.

Mmmm, salty McTimberssons! Snork snork snork.

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Giraffe leeps are so great—check out the bendy-back action.

SNORK-HANCE!

Snorked

Cammie C., and everyone out there, have you snorked today?