One Baby Anteater’s Story (That You Can’t Handle)

I’m warning you. [Me pointing at you]

You cannot HANDLE the ear/eye capsules closing/elongated tongue ACTION.

Truth. [Z-snap]

Um, Discovery Cove? Just stop it. You too, Betharoopie W.

Nooooooooooo! [Shaking you by the shoulders]

People, I’m so sorry to tell you…

Our leetle friend "Rupert" the premature behbeh deerski has… passed away.

He was freshly borned 2-3 weeks early, and just couldn’t handle life as we know it, though the folks at St. Tiggywinkles (I am not making up that name) Animal Rescue tried their hardest to keep the little Knobbular One alive.

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Baroooooooooooo! [Crying sound]

Mo’ PocketDeer™

BOOM! You wanted more knobbular limbs and moist deer nosicle action—YOU GOT IT!

More of your Precious PocketDeer™, People! Ehn! (Shoving photo your direction)

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Kimberleh P., tiny hooves of thanks.

More of this little guy and his intensive care from The Sun. Another PockDeer photo here.

Oopths.

Oopths.

I guess I shoulda gone out a little earlier when the tide was up a bit.

Now I gotta wait a few hours… [shifty eyes for Orcas]

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It could happen to any seal, Amber A.!

[Elephant hurling sound]

Somewhere in a foreign land, a pink plastic elephant is hurling up some snoring mices.

Raalllllllgh! How nice. [Head tilt, mouth slightly open]

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Thanks for this picture of pure irony, Lillian S.!

P.S. And Turn to the Right! [Police Officer voice]

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"Rupert" the teeny deerski is here just in time to distract everyone from their economic woes.

This little guy was apparently delivered by deer C-Section (Deersarian?!) after his Momma got hit by a car… See this and MANY more photos at the main story over at the Cute Daily Mail.

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Tiny hooves of thanks to EVERYONE who sent this one in, ‘specially Arlo R. (Go Vikings!)

The Good Toadmaritan

Gather around singing children, and let me tell you the age-old story of the Good Toadmaritan…

I’m going to be singing that song ALL DAY NOW OnTheOtherSide! Thanks a lot.

Your Caturday Lullaby

It’s been a nice ole Caturday, People.

Let’s put ‘er to bed with this unusual Kitteh vid with blissful clenching paws. [Rule #29 in case you forgot.]

Sender-Inner ‘The Red Masque’, I’m not going to even ASK how this vid came about. Is that a lynx in that living room!?

P.S. Extra credit video is here, of an apparent Deer/Kitteh naptime interupted by a fallen battery pack. D’oh!

Sssssssshhh. Don’t speak.

[Fly speaking] Baybee, you may be the most poisonous Newt in North America, but you’re still all mine.

[Unbelievable KISSING SOUNDS]

Shhhhh. [Covers leeps]

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Brinke G., you are slithering into hearts of C.O. fans everywhere. Truth.

Damselfly Pr0n!

You know, you’d think that insect porn would be all sinister and nasty-like (heck, if it involved Praying Mantises, the "money shot" would include decapitation), but there’s something graceful about these mating dragonflies—almost romantic, in a way that’s hard to explain.  I can’t quite put my finger on the reason, though…

Tilt your head, genius.

Bow bow chicka bow bow, Kevin L.

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