|Announcer:||In a world… where cuteness is forbidden… one ferret will break all the rules…|
|Ferret:||Taste cute justice, evildoer!|
|Evildoer:||Aaaahhh-AAAAAAAAA-aaaaaugh!!! (click for typical movie scream)|
|Announcer:||This summer, get ready for a new kind of justice: Cute Justice, starring Clifton Tang, Mitzi Garbleflatzer, and Kate S. as "The Sender-Inner."|
I left base camp early on the second morning, and occupied myself until midday by navigating a slow circuitous route across the Fingertip Ridges…
… the route, although tedious and time-consuming, would place me advantageously for my final assault on Big Index the next morning…
Reaching the peak at last, I stared down into the Palm Valley below, now an impossibly small tableaux of villages and farmlands where once I walked as but one among multitudes, yet now alone in the giddy horror of true isolation…
Because it’s there, Sarah G.
Look at the koala’s little tongue! And the koala’s paw on the fireman’s hand! The koala is so polite and so thankful! Like a little person! This makes me want to truckjack a Sparklett’s water truck and drive through the ocean to Australia.
Thanks Mr. Michael K. ;) You can help at the Australia Red Cross.
Journey with us now into The Future, where Today becomes Tomorrow, Tomorrow becomes Today, and Yesterday is still Yesterday, only later. Hop into your sleek personal HoverFrog…
…and away you go! Whooshing in silent comfort past gleaming skyscrapers!
And when you arrive at your destination, simply park your pollution-free HoverFrog in the sun to recharge!
It’s a great big beautiful tomorrow from your window, Erin G.
It is HOT.
Hot enough to sneak into this cinderblock haven and look for relief! [Koala makes ‘ehn!’ sounds]
WAIT A MIN! [sploosh sploosh] WHAT’S THEES!?
[Test Slurpitty test slurpitty]
Yes, this will do.
[Sizzling Koala sounds]
According to Sender-Inner Kathy M., "A guy at work’s wife sent him these photos of a little Koala who just walked into the back porch looking for a bit of heat relief. She filled up a bucket and this is what happened!"
Inspired by the PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) superbowl vegetable ad, these carrots are GETTING IT ON!
[say in carrot voice] "C’Mere, Bebeh!"
"I love it when you wear your green hair like that"
This site is getting weirder all the time, Sarah K.
But before he does, admire the eye capsules on this Slow Loris eating fruits.
Via StupidVideos. And NTMTOM’s eagle eyes. :D