Finish Your Taxes in a Breeze!

I used to dread tax time.  All that figuring and scribbling, just to please the mean old IRS.  But all that’s changed now, thanks to the revolutionary tax tool, SkunkWorx™!

It's like a breath of fresh air!

Just put SkunkWorx on your books, and relax.  Only SkunkWorx uses the exclusive AroMath™ System, so that your numbers look good — and smell bad.  So give Uncle Sam a little something extra this year, with SkunkWorx!

Watch me sniff out those hidden deductions!

(I)t’s (R)eally (S)norgleable, Sarah W.

THIS JUST IN: Inseparable rehabbed sea lions

The Orange County Register is reportin’ that two inseparable sea lions were ruhleased to the open sea on Valentine’s day. See the full story here ;).

LAGUNA BEACH – Two inseparable sea lions got their very own Valentine’s gift this morning – a return to the freedom of the open sea. Dozens of beachgoers watched as the Pacific Marine Mammal Center released Makia and Alto, two California sea lions who forged a tight bond during their month-long rehabilitation.

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Many mo’ photos on their slideshow, too. Discovered by cuteporter NTMTOM ;)

MINSCULE MEERSICLES! (with harmonica soundtrack)

Taronga Zoo is celebrating the birth of two Meerkat pups, the first to be born at the Zoo in nine years. The two pups, named Zanzibar and Nairobi, were born on Friday January 23 2009 to mother Malawi and have just started venturing out of their nest box to explore the Zoos African-themed Meerkat Desert…

Thanks to Brad H. and The Manly Daily!

Coming Soon: Cute Justice

Announcer: In a world… where cuteness is forbidden… one ferret will break all the rules…
Ferret: Taste cute justice, evildoer!
Evildoer: Aaaahhh-AAAAAAAAA-aaaaaugh!!! (click for typical movie scream)
Announcer: This summer, get ready for a new kind of justice: Cute Justice, starring Clifton Tang, Mitzi Garbleflatzer, and Kate S. as "The Sender-Inner."

First I kill you, then say something witty. I do that the whole picture.

Double the ‘Tocks, Double the knobbules. [The Scroll Down]

I’m not sure if this pic is really cute or kinda gross. [Shifty eyes] I think it’s a case of the photographer being RIGHT BEHIND this ‘tocktacular scene… right!?

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Dani F., ostriches and giraffe knobby knees—what an awesome combo.

The Ascent of Mount Hand

I left base camp early on the second morning, and occupied myself until midday by navigating a slow circuitous route across the Fingertip Ridges…

The terrain was rugged and unmanicured...

… the route, although tedious and time-consuming, would place me advantageously for my final assault on Big Index the next morning…

I claim this finger in the name of Lizardania!

Reaching the peak at last, I stared down into the Palm Valley below, now an impossibly small tableaux of villages and farmlands where once I walked as but one among multitudes, yet now alone in the giddy horror of true isolation…

And the worst part is, I can still hear the #%@&ing yodeling from here.

Because it’s there, Sarah G.

It tastes so good when it hits your lips!!!

Another pic from the insane Victoria fires over in Aussie-tralia. Don’t miss this koala we featured earlier, also from a similar scene.

Via DListed:

Look at the koala’s little tongue! And the koala’s paw on the fireman’s hand! The koala is so polite and so thankful! Like a little person! This makes me want to truckjack a Sparklett’s water truck and drive through the ocean to Australia.

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Thanks Mr. Michael K. ;) You can help at the Australia Red Cross.

Welcome to the Amazing World of the Future!

Journey with us now into The Future, where Today becomes Tomorrow, Tomorrow becomes Today, and Yesterday is still Yesterday, only later.  Hop into your sleek personal HoverFrog…

Actually, I'm just a frog stuck to a window.

…and away you go!  Whooshing in silent comfort past gleaming skyscrapers!

I really don't know where he gets these weird ideas.

And when you arrive at your destination, simply park your pollution-free HoverFrog in the sun to recharge!

Yeah, whatever you say, Jules Verne.  Later!

It’s a great big beautiful tomorrow from your window, Erin G.

Koala RELIEF

Hot damn.

It is HOT.

Hot enough to sneak into this cinderblock haven and look for relief! [Koala makes ‘ehn!’ sounds]

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WAIT A MIN! [sploosh sploosh] WHAT’S THEES!?

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[Test Slurpitty test slurpitty]

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Yes.

Yes, this will do.

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[Sizzling Koala sounds]

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According to Sender-Inner Kathy M., "A guy at work’s wife sent him these photos of a little Koala who just walked into the back porch looking for a bit of heat relief. She filled up a bucket and this is what happened!"

OMG PONIES!

Carrots… IN LOVE

Inspired by the PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) superbowl vegetable ad, these carrots are GETTING IT ON!

[say in carrot voice] "C’Mere, Bebeh!"

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"I love it when you wear your green hair like that"

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This site is getting weirder all the time, Sarah K.

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