Live From the 2008 Pandy Awards!

"On behalf of the entire team, I’d like to thank the Academy for this incredible honor.  Really, it’s such a thrill and a privilege just to be nominated, so we want to thank our hard-working cast and crew for all the tireless effort that made this possible."

You like us!  You really, really like us!

And "Best Performance in a Sender-Innering Role" goes to Brinke G.

We Take You Now to King Neptune Memorial Speedway

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Atlantianapolis 500, and if you’ve just joined us, it’s been a thrilling race so far.  In a stunning upset, odds-on favorite Mario Clamdretti dropped out of the race when his 300-seahorsepower racer crashed on the far turn.  And as we enter the final laps, I see that current leader Ridley McFlatback is getting the signal from his pit crew to come in for service …

Check my left flipper; it's running a little hot.

I hear he’s got endorsement deals with Shell Oil AND Turtle Wax, Brinke G.

// UPDATE — photo by Mike Roberts, like the caption says — and you can buy a print here! – Ed. //

Lap Hippo

Let’s check in on the lil’ pygmy hippo and see if things are still rubbery with a chance of Shrek ears.

Check and Check Suzanne H.!

Read … This … Post … Very … Slowly

Hey, your … (go to break room, get coffee, start crossword puzzle)

watch is … (file TPS reports, finish crossword puzzle, begin writing novel)

running a bit … (finish novel, negotiate Middle East peace, begin life-size toothpick replica of Seattle Space Needle)

... fast.

Thanks … for … the … submishe … Missy … P.

Warshing mini Shrek ears

Thanks to all Peeps in the Comments and Theo who suggested this one…

And The Winner Is…

As the entries poured in for our game of Trivial Fursuit (bada bing, Allison Y.!), one thing became clear: Those who love Teh Qte are Teh Smrt. Out of over 540 entries in 8 hours, most of you displayed your Google and Wikipedia skills command of knowledge flawlessly.

Our winner, randomly selected from all correct entries, is Arbed. Congratulations! 

Now, the answers:
( G ) What big cat lives in the Himalayas at altitudes up to 20,000 feet?  The Snow Leopard

Duz we getz kalinder, too?

(  E ) What TV character was pursued by a policeman named Dibble?  Top Cat

Now, imagine this walnut is your brain, see ...

(  H ) Who was the Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office under Margaret Thatcher and John Major?  Humphrey

I am NOT amused.

( AL ) What author’s museum is home to many six-toed cats?  Ernest Hemingway

The Old Man And Teh Qte

( SN ) What are the collective names for a group of cats and a group of kittens?  Preferred answers: clowder and kindle, respectively, but we also accepted cluster, clutter, glaring, kendle, nuisance and pounce.

Not chowder, you idiot!  CLOWDER!!

( SL ) What game involves cat’s eyes?  Marbles

I think you lost these. (*snerk*)

Thank you to EVERYONE who participated! If you’d like to see more competishes, let us know in the Comments!

Shrimp or Herring? Shrimp or Herring?

If I had a dime every time I’ve been asked that question, I’d be one rich otter.

Herrings_all_the_way

You really otter vote, Lauren S. Nice work, SeaWorld!

Guess who just voted, B****es!?

Wow, they’re handing out big buttons at that polling place.

Wassup_2

This ermine stoat guy was previously posted ;)

VOTE VOTE VOTE like a baby STOAT

It’s Tuesday November 4, People. You know what you must do! [Totally in your face]

Vote, vote vote
like a baby stoat!

 

Stoat, stoat stoat
Cast a leeetle vote!

Make your voice heard
Ballot or absentee,

When you cast your vote,
That’s stoatmocracy

Stoatin

Get inside that booth,
pull that curtain closed,

Vote Yes on Tasty Rabbits,
No on Den-Wrecking Backhoes

If you have sharp teef,
there’ll be no hanging chads,

Put your paws up,
And high-five my pads!

Stoat1

Votin’ and Stoatin’ pics thanks to Worried stoat by essexjan, Where is my Mum? by John Mickleborough, stoat squared by felt_tip_felon. NTMTOM spotted this glorious one online, Stoat (I was so excited to see this!) by nutmeg66, On the lookout… by law_keven, Babies by ElliotSmith007, and finally, Licky McLickersons via The Pied Piper stoat site.

[Making crazy motion with hand next to head]

Sender-Inner Shelley (who obviously just escaped from Goldenbrook sanitarium) wrote to say "This was a piece of banana I cut for my daughter. I just couldn’t feed it to her though. See why?"

Yes.

Yes Shelley, we do. [shifty eyes]

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:)

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