When “Buzz” Turns to “Zzzz”

All this bee needs are little cotton pajamas with honey pots on them.

Sender-Inner James T. swatted spotted this one. Sleepy Bee-Best viewed large, originally uploaded by aussiegall.

Amazing True Facts of Science Revealed!

Lions can melt snow by having an orgy!

Well, I don't know about the rest of you, but I need a cigarette!

Cows can communicate telepathically with their tongues!

You DON'T want steak ... You DON'T want steak ...

Puppy breath can be used as a biological weapon!

Set wieners on stun!

And the most amazing science fact of all: Allison U. finds awesomely weird photos!!

The Master of Disguise!

Many exotic species—chameleon, zebra, Michael Jackson, just to name a few—depend on camouflage for survival.  But few are as cunning as incognitus redonkulii, commonly known as the "Dessert Lizard."  As patient as it is gifted, the Dessert Lizard has mastered the art of blending into the environment so completely that it can enjoy its diet of meringue without detection.  In this photo, for example, the Dessert Lizard has cleverly assumed the shape of a fork.

This green loser next to me, on the other hand, is a total n00b.'

Thanks to National Geographic Your Shot. Photo by the Bonnie "Macro lens at the ready!" Marsh.  I’ll never look at flatware the same way again, Sender-Inner Johanna S.

Best. Babysitter. EVAR.

When hurricane Hannah separated two ultra-prosh white tigers from their mother, Anjana came to the ResQte.  Anjana, a chimp at TIGERSin South Carolina, became surrogate mom and playmate to the cubs, even helping with bottle feeding, according to The Sun (and don’t miss the slideshow).  But here’s the truly amazing part:  Anjana does this all the time, having raised leopard and lion cubs.

♫ My buddy (my buddy), my buddy (my buddy) ♫

♫ Wherever I go, heeeee goes ... ♫

Found via various sites. You young’uns may appreciate this explanation of the hovertext.

It’s a simple question, really.

Q. Have you EVER seen a set of frog ‘tocks?

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No I will not do a close-up, Anne B.

I said no.

Does this pose make me look sexy?

‘Cause Lorenzo is grazing this way, and I need a date to Alpaca Nights.

Hottie

Um, Okaaaaaay, Selphie V.

Tiny neck action

There is some fresh tiny neck action going on over at the Memphis Zoo.

This behbeh was born on Friday and has eyelashes that match Mom’s. Check it out:

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This and many more fabu shots over at Memphis Online. Excellent spotting, Sender-Inner Mike B.!

Mini blorpitude

One day, Son, the entire ocean WILL BE YOURS!!!

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It almost looks like it has a little (star)face doesn’t it, Sami S.? :•D

We will, we will ‘TOCK YOU

Buddy you’re a boy make a big noise
Playin’ in the leaves gonna be a big buck some day
You got plants in yo’ face
Tailio Igleise
Showin’ your ‘tocks all over the place

We will we will ‘TOCK YOU!
We will we will ‘TOCK YOU!

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Sing it, Angela W.!!!

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Check this out, People.

Those are some well-designed ‘Tocks.

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NO, I’m not going to do a Close-Up or I will GROSS YOU THE HECK OUT, Amanda P.