Snow Day!

"Awesome! It snowed last night, and Dad just said that he heard on the radio that we don’t have Zoo today, yippeee!  Hey, maybe we can go to the School and look at the baby humans."

Look, Just Give Them The Figgy Pudding Already!

For they won’t go until they get some, and you just know they’re going to sit there caroling all night until your ears fal-al-al-al-al-all right off. (Extortion, that’s what it is, pure and simple …)

FA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA- (Aaugh! Make it stop!)

Originally submitted by the fabulous Nancy!  Yea, Nancy!

Baby turtle practices “release wave”

Before his release into the wild, this behbeh tur-tur shows us his "later beeyatches!" flipper wave.

Nicely done, Mr. Tur-Tur. See you back on the beach when you weigh 800 pounds.

Late! [Followed by 45 minutes of 'ehn' sounds crawling towards water]


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and turtletrip-2 by smallflightlessbird sent in by Bobbular A.

Stowaways!

"I gotta get outta this country, Bruce!  The sunshine, the great surfing, the hot Sheilas — it’s all too perfect!"

"Bloody oath, Bruce!  What’s the plan, then?"

And so then we (huzza wuzza fluzza guzza) ...

"We hang out by the airport, hop in some luggage, and shoot through to America!"

"Good onya, Bruce!  Minnesota, here we come!"

Remember, if anyone asks, you're a blow dryer.

Some folks just can’t handle awesomeness, Dan B.

Mr. and Mrs. Nutria Start Their Day

"Bye, honey! (kiss, kiss!) Have a great day (smooch!) foraging and digging up gardens! (yumm, smack!)"

"Will do, sweetie! (peck!) And make sure that Junior (slurp, lick!) finishes his burrowing homework! (umm-waah!)"

No tongues!

I’m getting chapped lips just watching them, Minette L.

Well, Hi-De-Ho There, Neighbor!

“Golly, pleased ta meet’cha, don’tcha know!  My name is Gunderson, Betty Gunderson, and this is my husband, Laars, and we just moved into the house on the corner, and by gosh, this is such a great neighborhood, it sure is, I was just telling Laars how lucky we are to be here with the great schools and shopping and being off the main road away from the noise and all, and so what do you do for a living, then?  Oh my goodness, well that’s just fascinating, say maybe you and the family wanna come over for dinner tonight, won’t be nothing fancy, just tuna hot dish and salad, and if you wanted to bring something, maybe you could bring over a little drawn butter and lemon, that would be just super, so we’ll see you at seven then?”

I'm just so pleased to eat -- er, MEET ya!

There goes the neighborhood, C. B.

THIS JUST IN: Sea Otter Pup Takes Water Nap

[Pulls kelp blanket over head]

Honk-shuuuuu [causes tiny bubbles]

Sea Otter Pup by the fabulous mbavolunteer.

This octopus is such a chick!

Check out this ‘eyelashed’, small-moufed, pink CHICK!

She’s all; "Step aside and watch me text eight people at once, Bitches!"

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OMG, Catrina C.!

Pardon me, I must find my 24 pairs of Ugg Boots

Deedle-dee

Deedle-dee

Deedle-dee [tiny foot pad sounds]

MiniPillar

Lindsay D., the (ahem, caterpillar) cobbler’s children have no shoes.

Camouflage Is So Last Season

"Daaahling, what do you think?  I was so weary of blending in, and Mr. Rudolfo says the orange highlights are the perfect complement to my bone structure.  When he’s right, he’s right— I feel faaaaaaabulous!"

... and I even got tinted lenses to match, aren't they divine?

Fingers by belgianchocolate

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