Been here a whole week, hasn’t let up once! I’ll never get a shell-tan if this keeps up!
Larry Gets Buffaloed
June 21, 2014 by
“Are you gonna let that ram over there blow his own horn like he owns the place? Who does that conch-head think he is?”
“Yeah! I dare ya to challenge that petting-zoo inmate to a head-butting contest! That’ll show him!”
Father’s Day Salute To The Seahorse
June 15, 2014 by
Oh, So U Want A Desert Rain Frog Ring Tone, Eh?
June 9, 2014 by
[This one is an Encore Presentaysh from early 2013. However, Cuteporter Amanda V. wrote in and insisted we do the right thing and run it again. And so we shall. Guaranteed to start the work week off on the right note. -Ed.]
“I have been in love with Mr. Blorpy the Cape Rain Frog since you guys posted him back in 2009, but I had NO IDEA that there were other flavors of Rain Frogs until yesterday when a friend sent me this video of a DESERT Rain Frog and my head positively exploded. The Blorp and Squee are unbounded. Do what is right and share this with the world.”
You got it!
As a new bonus, we’ve also included a handy ringtone for your phone. Click it to preview, or right click on this link to save (or control-click for Mac).
(Oh, you’d like a FIVE MINUTE LOOP of this? Sure, sure.)
Something Fishy About That Guy…
June 6, 2014 by
To: Clovis Flapperton, Day Shift
From: Bitsy Snorfblatt, Human Resources
Subj: Issues with your work performance
It has come to our attention that your output is over 50 percent below average for your shift, and that since you joined us, there has been a dramatic increase in product loss. This last may be attributed to the fact that you are a sea lion, something you failed to disclose during your interview. While we at Forbush Fish Market would normally embrace such diversity, this deception coupled with the aforementioned performance issues leave us no choice but to terminate your employment.
You Are Now Under a Bebeh Pygmy Hippo’s Power
May 27, 2014 by
The eyes say it all. You wish to be her slave. You may apply through her agent, diary keeper, personal shopper and towel boy.
Strictly only the best for her will do, including daily fresh cut flowers, personal masseur, direct dial access to Emeril Lagasse and all blue M&Ms will be removed from her candy bowl.
Her management will take no responsibility for diva tantrums.
Winnie, the baby pygmy hippo born February, 2014 spends her time eating, sleeping and swimming in a heated pool at Bristol Zoo Gardens, England. Watchful Mama is Sirana (Dad is Nato). Via Zooborns.
Raccoon Launcher, Ready!
May 27, 2014 by
Rubbery, creaky, stre-e-e-etching noise ….TWANG yang yang yang…!
Via Cutest Paw.
THIS JUST IN: Stack O’ Flapjacks: The Video!
May 19, 2014 by
Last month, we showed you this Cute Little Dude, but there wasn’t any video.
Yet.
Happy to say that is NOT a problem now. Monterey Bay Aquarium just released this moments ago.
P.S. The video says “You may know it better as the inspiration for the animated character Pearl in “Finding Nemo.”
Monday Mornings
May 19, 2014 by
Oh yeah the first workday of the week is totally the same for the animuhls.
They know exactly what it’s like.
Except, um, it isn’t work really, it is more like sleep.
And it is hard sleep! And…well, otherwise pretty much the same as work.
Mostly.
Pretty sure. Not totally sure.
‘Cause Mondays are the same for them. Same as every other day.
Adorable Sleeping Animals series, via The Weather Channel.
Your CO Cute Word of the Day
May 5, 2014 by
Who woulda thunk it? Bebeh porcupines are actually called Porcupettes. Sounds like a Meg worrrd (singsong). The things you learn on CO. File this one under Lingo You Need To Know.
From Zoo Vienna, the world’s oldest zoo! And female American Porcupine, born 4/4/14, Woodland Park Zoo. Via Zooborns.
