Ooh, Sorry ‘Bout That, Mate

Didn’t see yas standing there! You know how it is with us ‘roos — aces on the straightaways, bloody awful brakes. Anyway, your mate here’ll call you an ambo, gotta run, ta!


Via Imgur.

Have a Nice Day at Work, Dear

“And remember, don’t be afraid to stick your neck out! It’s the only way you’ll get ahead!


Via Reddit.

And if Anyone Knows About Hopping…

Dogs are pretty laid-back and mellow most of the time — but once and a while, something happens to make one hopping mad. That’s when smart dog owners call Kanga-Kounseling™, licensed kangaroo therapists to calm canine qualms.


They Say You Catch More Flies With Honey…

… which reminds me, I just love your new hair color, that honey blonde color really suits you, and that dress is so flattering, very chic, and those shoes, where did you get them, they’re divine!


Ratatouille II: Catwalk Boogaloo

Disney/Pixar has announced a sequel of sorts to their hit film “Ratatouille,” in which a rat secretly helps a Parisian busboy become a five-star chef. In the new story, a lizard helps a shy waitress realize her dreams of becoming a supermodel by operating her like a puppet.


Via Mandy.

Oh No, It’s Emo Hippo

“(Alone… apart… adrift in a world that doesn’t understand me. Tormented by body issues that ravage my self-esteem, surrounded by patronizing adults who look upon me like some misfit creature… And if that wasn’t bad enough, this kid is blocking my view of the ice cream cart.)”


Via Teaserville.com.

That’ssss Jusssst Sssssick

Since he was never fond of his mother, Stanley Sidney Samuel Saperstein Slytherton Snake took unique inspiration from the adage “step on a crack, break your mother’s back.”


Via Brainparking.com.

Captain Bat Sparrow

And now for something completely batty: Johnny Depp, as Captain Jack Sparrow, feeding a bat. The “Pirates of the Caribbean” star, on a break from filming in Australia, visited the Australian Bat Clinic to meet the premature-born flying fox he adopted last May.

So Take The Photo, Willya???

IMG_1432[I can only hold this pose for so long! You think I ALWAYS smile like this?] Photo of a Bebeh Skate by Xavi and Erin at the Seattle Aquarium.

“(STILL) Need….More…Quolls”

We needed more Quolls back on April 17th. Nothing’s changed—we still need ’em.

Quolls are marsupials, related to the Taz Devil.

The Boing Boing story says few of these live in the wild anymore, and they’re fierce predators. So, bottom line- Cute. But be careful if you find yourself in the Outback with one.


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