Meet Rustle The Army-Dillo

There are three things Rustle likes. He likes to eat (check,) sleep (check,) AND….he LOVES to take a bath! Who knew? (Biggest decision to make: blue tub or white tub? Or…both?)

Anna C. saw this on Care2.com.

If You’ve Ever Heard Of A Rock Hyrax, Raise Yer Hand

6a010535647bf3970b01a511f08db1970c-800wiProlly not….but that’s OK! The folks at Chester Zoo have, in Upton-by-Chester, Chester, UK.

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They welcomed four baby Rock Hyraxes on July 20th. Get the full story on ZooBorns.

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Come With Me if You Want to Cuddle

Once I get my hooks in you, you’ll never want to let go — not that I’ll let you, anyway…

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“Is he asking for an high five?” wonders Frontierofficial. Looks more like a low three, but whatevs.

Mom Taxi XXXIII: The Ultimate Ride

pangolin-pangopupThis is probably the greatest Mom Taxi image that we’ve had in the now-33-images-long series. “Sunda Pangolin mum with her Pangopup, image credit: AP Photo/Firdia Lisnawati.” From Australian Geographic. Sent in by Tom T.

I Think I Lost Her

There was this giant following me, so I climbed to the top of this tree to keep an eye on her, and now I don’t see her anymore! Well, that’s a relief.

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Jen Knoedl wants to know: “Do I have something in my hair?”

Hey, Are You Guys Cats, Too?

I was just saying to myself (awm nawm nawm), I wonder where all the other cats are? (crunch, munch) And here we are, just us cats! (slurp, smack) So whatcha guys doing? Cat stuff, am I right? (burp) You know I love it!

Ivan Elonginak, Billionaire Giraffe of Destiny, Retreats to the Serenity of His Summer Estate

When Ivan is weary of million-dollar hoofshake deals and cocktails with beautiful models, Ivan takes swim in pool to reflect. Is reflecting pool.

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Here, Ivan ponders meaning of his existence. Palatial homes on every continent, two private planes at his command, the adoration of millions of people — is that really all there is?

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Alas, the answers do not come, and is time for Ivan to leave. Ivan must tend to his tiny pet Russian millionaire, which he loves very much.

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Via redditor errf. More backstory here.

Yer Just NOT Gonna Comprehend THIS One

A BEBEH ARMADILLO. Playing with HIS PINK BEAR. Yeah, it’s like that. (PS- BTW, his name is ROLLIE.)

Donna P. spotted this on I Can Haz Cheezburger, and added “Thanks for all the cuteness you put into the world! Visiting your site is always a stress-buster.” Thank you, DP. Now will SOMEONE GET ME A BEBEH ARMADILLO.

You’re Checking Out My Tail, Aren’t You?

Oh no, I’m not offended, really, in fact I get a lot of compliments on it. I take excellent care of it. You might even say I’m attached to it, heh heh… No, it’s nothing personal like that, it’s just that I would really, really appreciate it if you would put those scissors down.

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“Welcome to Sunny Florida,” My Shell!

Been here a whole week, hasn’t let up once! I’ll never get a shell-tan if this keeps up!

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