What Do U Want After A Nice, Long Walk?

Personally, I’d settle for a tall glass of cold lemonade- but this Prosh Lil’ Porkster has something else on his mind:

BELLEH RUBS.

UK ‘Paca Action!

DSCF1339[We simply don't have enough Alpacas on Cute Overload. Can someone look into this astonishingly inept performance? -Ed.]

“Attached are a few photos of Alpaca that I hope you will consider posting,” reports Krista K.

“My boyfriend and I ran across an Alpaca Farm on the moors of Devon when I was visiting his childhood home in the UK. The Cutest of them all was this Bebeh Alpaca (above) poking his nose through the fence to get a better look at us. In the photo below, this guy gave us an especially inquisitive look; the way he (or she) had that grass positioned in his (or her) mouth reminded me of a scrutinizing, old farmer chewing on a piece of straw.”

Alpaca on the Moors

Speakers Up For THIS One, Oh You Betcha

Guess what kinda noise this Prosh Lil’ Pigster makes when it flops over and YOU TICKLE ITS BELLEH WITH A FEATHER DUSTER? (U also get some bonus UK accent narration, too. Free of charge.)

Snorksnerksnorksnerksnorksnerksnorksnerksnorksnerksnorksnerk.

Toesday In The You Kay

photo 2“I’d like to submit this photo of Lady Crumpet of Whiskerborough! She was rescued from a shelter in March in London. She had been hit by a car, and as a consequence, she’s partially blind in her left eye. Her pupil doesn’t dilate and is always big (See picture attached.) We think it looks like a monocle. My husband and I gave her that name because we had recently moved to London from the U.S. and we thought that it would be awesome to have a cat with a title, especially since she is British.” -Alma R.

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Triple Sqwerl Assault Course

How greedy are Sqwerls? VERY. Not sure why this says “Double Assault Course,” ’cause this British fellow Steve Barley set up THREE separate assault courses for his backyard buddies to traverse, in order to get the food. Maybe ’cause he only ended up with two sqwerls? Either way- for these maniacs, this is absolutely a MISSION: POSSIBLE.

From Jennifer M. as seen here.

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