Probably going something like this:
Cat: “So, Turty. Dude. Who stuck you with that outfit, man? Let me guess. Marcie.“
Turty: “None other. And you oughta see the Thanksgiving thing she’s got for me. Turkey feathers, the works. She’s gotta be stopped, Junior. Next month is Christmas!”
“Long-time friends, Junior isn’t quite sure of what to make of Turty in his Cute dinosaur costume.” -Marcie B.