Like I Ain’t Sweatin’ Enough Already

Yeah, I like being a turtle OK. Shell keeps the rain off, kinda handy. Plenty of food right there at ground level, just help yourself. And of course, y’always know the way home, heh heh — boy, I hear that one enough times. Only complaint, really, this the hot part of the year ain’t the best time to be born wearing a turtleneck sweater.

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Via Virginia State Parks.

Pet Shop Ploys

Jeff Wysaski is the inventive mind behind Obvious Plant, in which he enlivens the retail experience by replacing store signs with his own creations. Recently, Jeff visited the pet store, where he upgraded Teh Qte with a generous helping of Teh Wut. See more on his Tumblr.

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A Turtle Named Blossom

IMG_20150501_095446“Uh oh, who got lost on the way to the river… Never fear- she made it,” writes Sarah C.

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This Year, Vacation in the Philippines!

Bask in exotic tropical splendor and meet friendly people. Enjoy outdoor water activities such as scuba diving, snorkeling, and… (um, we’re trying to film a travel commercial here, you’re in the shot…)

How ‘Bout Some Turtles?

Turtles are totally underrated and taken for granted. But they definitely have a Cuteness all their own. Look at these little smiles, won’t ya?

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(BrainJet by way of Robin L.’s FB.)

New Species Discovered: “Caturtle”

Cuteologists are cheering the discovery of the “caturtle,” a feline/reptilian hybrid equipped with a tough outer shell and a fuzzy inner body.

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All Right, Kids — Big Finish!

“Right, just like we rehearsed it — Lance and Maynard, you climb on Roger’s back, then The Shellenda Sisters will crawl up and form an inverse pyramid! OK, there’s the drum roll…”

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“They’re happy spring is here too,” says Flickr-er Matthew.

Tag! You’re IT!

No, YOU’RE it! (This is going to go on all day. Verrrrrry slowly.)

What’s The Hurry, Dude?

unnamedThe US Department of Interior’s social media team is EN FUEGO. Yesterday, we got this from their Twitter account- today, Maureen (“They have so many wonderful pictures!”) P. grabbed this from their Instagram. “A Monk Seal watches a Bebeh Turtle crawl on the beach at Papahānaumokuākea Marine National Monument.”

@Interior #FTW!

Love To Be A Fly On The Wall Here

junior_turtyProbably going something like this:

Cat: “So, Turty. Dude. Who stuck you with that outfit, man? Let me guess. Marcie.

Turty: “None other. And you oughta see the Thanksgiving thing she’s got for me. Turkey feathers, the works. She’s gotta be stopped, Junior. Next month is Christmas!”

“Long-time friends, Junior isn’t quite sure of what to make of Turty in his Cute dinosaur costume.” -Marcie B.

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