Hey Pal, Little Help?

Everybody needs a helping hand shove now and then!

Translating the text from the YT video: “Daughter outdoor teaching, Mucha Zoo Africa, met a turtle stand up, full rescue companion, the arm of the force – to help ㄧ.”

‘Scuse Me- Does Anybody Haz A Kleenex?

[Got a booger in my eye ya see. Snerf. And I jus’ woke up.]

Yes, he’s on a pumpkin stem. From Maggie D. See more of the Whimsy Turtle here.

Disapproving, Dry And Crusty (But Cute!) Toitle Nosicle*

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“In honour of Nosevember, I give to you a Toitle Nosicle shot by me at Butterfly World on Vancouver Island, British Columbia. Mr. Toitle looked wholly unimpressed with having his pic taken. Been a fan and avid squee-er since the beginning!” -Chelle P.

Friday Haiku: Tiny Turtle

A tiny green friend
With hard shell and four small feet
(And a Tailio)

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“Found a leetle baby turtle on our walk- for all that is good and holy, squeeee!” -Rachel C.

More Cool Dual Rules

Get another Twin-Pak™ of Rules for you, care of Cuteporter Shannon V. She says, “We keep finding these little guys in our pool. #wheresyourmama.”

#13: “Juicy” eyes & noses are cute.
#21: Eye capsules are cute.

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[*Note- Couldn’t we have a Rule like this: “If your head can auto-retract into your body, that’s Cute.” -FWIW, -Ed.]

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Hey Honey? Have You Seen The Turtle?

“Oh, um….er….ah, there he is! In the living room by the stereo.”

Boing! Boing!

All Hail Princess Jean-Claude!

IMG_4996Does Princess Kate know about this little girl?

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“This is Jean-Claude wearing her souvenirs from the UK!” -Maggie D.

Maximum Baroo

This is Birdie, and as you can see, she knows how to WORK that Baroo. Left, right. Left, right. (And she’ll keep doing this, thanks to the wonders of the animated GIF process!)

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Here we have Birdie hanging out while pal Clover chows down on.

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Birdie isn’t a fan of what’s being served for lunch, though.

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“This is our puppy, Birdie perfecting her baroo! In another picture you can see Clover, our red footed tortoise in a farm scene created by my 4 year old daughter, eating cantaloupe and wondering why that horse shaped fruit isn’t very juicy!” -Natalie W. ​

(Bonus!) Friday Haiku Three: Toby

Meet Toby Turtle
Has the voice of a small child
Is totally prosh!

From Ben N.

Friday Haiku Too: TK

Little lost turtle
Ends up in a machine shop
Andrew saves his life

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“Wednesday, one of my coworkers found a tiny turtle in the middle of our metalworking shop…1.25″ long. I found an old 3.5″ floppy disk box to put him in so I could take him to the state park after work. I gave him a cap of water and a popcorn chip. My sister was able to ID him. My son called him “Turtle Kwong,” and TK was soon dropped off near a river at the state park.” -Andrew K.

[NOTE: Here’s what a floppy disk box looks like for the kids in the audience. -Ed.]

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