A Guided Tour Of The Great Barrier Reef

[And I’ll be your tour guide today. I’m Thomas The Turtle- my friends, and that’s you- call me Tommy. Now then, everyone buckle up, if you have a question just ask, we’re here to have fun but also to learn something! Say it with me- Fish Are Friends, Not Food! Now let’s shove off.]

Shell Shock

Turbo The Corgi was just hanging out. And then…….the rock…….moved.


Seen on Imgur.

Dwight The Turtle: Allllll Aboard!!!

Check this one out, People. Someone decided to hollow out a baked potato, right? TO MAKE A BOAT FOR DWIGHT, HIS PET BEBEH TURTLE.


(Andrew Y.)

World Turtle Day

unnamed (1)Thanks to Wendy D., who reminded us that today is World Turtle Day!

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All photos by Kyle Huber, who also has an Instagram page for “Turtle Tuesday.”

Friday Haiku: Squeedorability

babyturtleandshoeGreen dude went jogging
Forgot to wear his Nikes
Like the ones shown here

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“I was walking in a local park and saw a little toddler crouching down to look at something while her mom took pictures. Turns out it was a Baby Turtle! I didn’t have any coins to put down next to the turtle for scale, so I just snapped a pic with my toe for scale. Hopefully the Squeedorability of the turtle makes up for the lack of photo quality?” -A.B.

BONUS GRUMPY TURTLE-HANCE™: CLICK TO SUPER-SIZE™!

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Hey Pal, Little Help?

Everybody needs a helping hand shove now and then!


Translating the text from the YT video: “Daughter outdoor teaching, Mucha Zoo Africa, met a turtle stand up, full rescue companion, the arm of the force – to help ㄧ.”

‘Scuse Me- Does Anybody Haz A Kleenex?

[Got a booger in my eye ya see. Snerf. And I jus’ woke up.]


Yes, he’s on a pumpkin stem. From Maggie D. See more of the Whimsy Turtle here.

Disapproving, Dry And Crusty (But Cute!) Toitle Nosicle*

unnamed[*Note- another email subject line too perfect to change. So we didn’t. -Ed.]

“In honour of Nosevember, I give to you a Toitle Nosicle shot by me at Butterfly World on Vancouver Island, British Columbia. Mr. Toitle looked wholly unimpressed with having his pic taken. Been a fan and avid squee-er since the beginning!” -Chelle P.

Friday Haiku: Tiny Turtle

A tiny green friend
With hard shell and four small feet
(And a Tailio)

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“Found a leetle baby turtle on our walk- for all that is good and holy, squeeee!” -Rachel C.

More Cool Dual Rules

Get another Twin-Pak™ of Rules for you, care of Cuteporter Shannon V. She says, “We keep finding these little guys in our pool. #wheresyourmama.”

#13: “Juicy” eyes & noses are cute.
#21: Eye capsules are cute.

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[*Note- Couldn’t we have a Rule like this: “If your head can auto-retract into your body, that’s Cute.” -FWIW, -Ed.]

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