A Guided Tour Of The Great Barrier Reef

[And I’ll be your tour guide today. I’m Thomas The Turtle- my friends, and that’s you- call me Tommy. Now then, everyone buckle up, if you have a question just ask, we’re here to have fun but also to learn something! Say it with me- Fish Are Friends, Not Food! Now let’s shove off.]

Shell Shock

Turbo The Corgi was just hanging out. And then…….the rock…….moved.

Seen on Imgur.

Dwight The Turtle: Allllll Aboard!!!

Check this one out, People. Someone decided to hollow out a baked potato, right? TO MAKE A BOAT FOR DWIGHT, HIS PET BEBEH TURTLE.

(Andrew Y.)

World Turtle Day

unnamed (1)Thanks to Wendy D., who reminded us that today is World Turtle Day!




All photos by Kyle Huber, who also has an Instagram page for “Turtle Tuesday.”

Friday Haiku: Squeedorability

babyturtleandshoeGreen dude went jogging
Forgot to wear his Nikes
Like the ones shown here

~ ~ ~

“I was walking in a local park and saw a little toddler crouching down to look at something while her mom took pictures. Turns out it was a Baby Turtle! I didn’t have any coins to put down next to the turtle for scale, so I just snapped a pic with my toe for scale. Hopefully the Squeedorability of the turtle makes up for the lack of photo quality?” -A.B.



Hey Pal, Little Help?

Everybody needs a helping hand shove now and then!

Translating the text from the YT video: “Daughter outdoor teaching, Mucha Zoo Africa, met a turtle stand up, full rescue companion, the arm of the force – to help ㄧ.”

‘Scuse Me- Does Anybody Haz A Kleenex?

[Got a booger in my eye ya see. Snerf. And I jus’ woke up.]

Yes, he’s on a pumpkin stem. From Maggie D. See more of the Whimsy Turtle here.

Disapproving, Dry And Crusty (But Cute!) Toitle Nosicle*

unnamed[*Note- another email subject line too perfect to change. So we didn’t. -Ed.]

“In honour of Nosevember, I give to you a Toitle Nosicle shot by me at Butterfly World on Vancouver Island, British Columbia. Mr. Toitle looked wholly unimpressed with having his pic taken. Been a fan and avid squee-er since the beginning!” -Chelle P.

Friday Haiku: Tiny Turtle

A tiny green friend
With hard shell and four small feet
(And a Tailio)

“Found a leetle baby turtle on our walk- for all that is good and holy, squeeee!” -Rachel C.

More Cool Dual Rules

Get another Twin-Pak™ of Rules for you, care of Cuteporter Shannon V. She says, “We keep finding these little guys in our pool. #wheresyourmama.”

#13: “Juicy” eyes & noses are cute.
#21: Eye capsules are cute.

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[*Note- Couldn’t we have a Rule like this: “If your head can auto-retract into your body, that’s Cute.” -FWIW, -Ed.]



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