Dude, You’re The, Er, Top Dog Here!

This Floppy & Furry Alaskan Malamute needs to understand exactly where he sits in the chain of command. As in, at the very top. Yet he lets himself get intimidaed by Mr. Tortoise-

And this kitteh gives him a run for his money, too. Boy, wait ’til all the guys see THESE videos.

(Tastefully Offensive.)


Therapy Tortoise On Duty, SIR!

One usually associates “therapy animals” with dogs. Or maybe even..ponies. But DID YOU KNOW™: Tortoises can fill the bill, too?

This is Wasabi. She makes the rounds to visit people who are sick or alone in Maryland. Oh, and she wears a dress.

(Laughing Squid.)

Mom Grandpa Taxi: Hang On, You Whippersnapper

From The Telegraph: “Hugo the giant Galapagos tortoise gives a ride to an Indian star tortoise at the Australian Reptile Park, New South Wales, Australia. Picture: Rex Features.” Thanks to Arne, who added, “If not a ‘Headline This,’ then at least a ‘Mom Taxi.'” Good CALL, Arne!

Tortoises, Start Your Engines!

Today’s the annual Indy 500, and the Indianapolis Zoo held their Zoopolis 500 Wednesday, a prelude to the big race. The winner? Well, watch the video and see! Look what was waiting for the winner (and his pit crew) at the winner’s circle!

It’s My Coming Out Party!

This is my breakthrough moment! The day I come out of my shell and start hatching my own plans! So everybody show up and egg me on!


Via U.S. Geological Survey.

Skateboarding Tortoises

Because….well, why not?

♫ Life In The Slow Lane ♬

Yes, that’s a SKATEBOARDING TORTOISE. With Wally The Sqwerl in the background.

Where is this place and how can I be there now?


Friday Haiku: Slow Pokes

Turtle or Tortoise?
Do you know the difference?
They both move slowly.

From DP&F.

Mom Taxi XX: Takin’ It Slow



As seen on ZooBorns.

When You’re Waiting For Santa-

Time seems to pass rather s l o w l y, does it not?


“Last summer you had the chance to meet my tortoise Waffles. He has grown some and now has a new sister named Mango. Mango is the light coloured one, Waffles is the brown one.” –Alisha W.