He’s A Maniac, Maniac On The Floor…

Kermit, ya gotta cut back on the Red Bull® for breakfast, dude…that stuff will get you wound UP! By 10am, you are gonna be offline, pal.

“Gettin’ the Zoomies” indeed, DP&F.

Nervous? Moi?

[Not at all! Why do U ask?]


As seen on BuzzFeed.

Gonna Lay Right Here In Fronta Yer Face

[‘Til U wake up and gives me the noms, OK then? Or mebbe you’d like a HAIRBALL? I haz different flavors for ya.]

From Kate S. as seen on The Humor Train.


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