Three RULES In One!

Since there are a small number of the Rules of Cuteness- and there are an infinite number of Cute Possibilities, logic dictates that it’s very rare you will see more than one Rule per photo.

However, Penny-Penny-Poo-Poo (honest) proves there is an exception (or three) to every Rule.

“Here is a ‘Tocktober picture of my Chiweenie Bebeh, Penelope Ann Garcia, or, as I call her, Penny-Penny-Poo-Poo. Not only is she showing her ‘Tocks, she’s rocking Rule #20 (Showing your paw pads is Cute,) #50 (If your paws fold over one another, that’s Cute), and a little #38 (If you have a curved, plump belleh, it’s Cute.) I hope she’s Cute enough to make the cut!” -Kelly P., Smackover, Arkansas.

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False Advertising!!!

Those are some truly outstanding Toe Beans–but we need to clear one thing up. They most certainly do NOT squeak! “We bought our Carley Cotton a new squeaky toy and this is where the sticker ended up! False advertising: she doesn’t squeak!!” -Taken by Shannon :).

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Hey Gus. U Wanna Go For A Walk?

IMG_5815No? You don’t? Oh, that’s OK. Primo ‘Tock Splayage BTW, Gus! “Greetings! Here is Gus, a 9 month old Wheaten Terrier. Flops down next to my feet when I sit at the kitchen table. What a dingus. Happy ‘Tocktober!” -Chrissy B., Goshen, IN.

Caturday Night Hijinx

Oh, it’s late. Just dive on in and SNORGLE THAT BELLEH!!!

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DP&F.

Brad And Angie Got…Married?

1409212803892_wps_39_HANGZHOU_CHINA_AUGUST_27_It’s true, it’s true. And Angie didn’t even tell her pop Jon Voight about the wedding- sometimes it must be SO easy to write for TMZ and Mail Online. “Redonkulously Qte Bebeh Tigey tries to be terrifying but fails due to tooth-rotting levels of ‘daaawww!'” -Love, Esther from London, UK.

Ultimate Jazz Hands Action!!!

FUR_8312-X3From The Furrtographer, who says “I have foster kittens from Toni’s Kitty Rescue!”

New! From C.O.-Tel! Kitteh Inna Pocket!™

EVER been stuck without a kitteh? You NEED one and you NEED one NOW. Where to turn? Where to go?

WHAT? TO? DO?

Announcing Kitteh Inna Pocket™, NEW NEW NEW from C.O.-Tel! These top-quality fleece PJ’s come complete with their own Pocket-Sized Kitteh! And if you act now, we’ll ALSO throw in a copy (or two) of the 2011 Cute Overload Calendar leftover in the basement perfect for note-taking since it’s now three years old!

ORDER NOW! Operators are taking their lunch break standing by!

From Lisa J. as seen on Love Meow.

Cute Skills 101

Peeps, we all need to be fully prepared for the cute. CO training builds cute skills that will serve you for a lifetime. For example, when the littlest kitten evar discovers its littlest toebeans for the first time, it is okay to look but don’t let the kitten get away with, say, exposing its snorgalicious belleh spots! Instead, reach out and grab on for dear life. Now does anybody want to demonstrate?

“This just about caused me to keel over! Enjoy.” -Kim. Via YouTube

The Unbearable Lightness of Beans

Pure, light peenk wrapped in marshmallow fluff with a dash of prosh and little hints of delish that dance on top of your tastebuds, beans!

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“This is Dolly (Parton). Her hobbies include: waking mommy up at 6am for food, creeping around the stairs, chasing mommy’s roommate’s cat Lionel, and taking naps underneath the couch.” -Yolin

Would You Like to Supersize That?

Today we are offering our Toesday super special deluxe mouth watering double stuft sugar glazed McToebean Tots!

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“I would like to share this incredibly cute pic of 9 weeks old Django, sleeping on my pillow. Greetings from Germany.” -Veronika

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